Bible Scholars Believe Noah Made Over 977 Trips To Home Depot During Ark Construction (Satire)
Apr 5th 2024 2:57pm EDT
OXFORD — Citing newly discovered evidence and a reinterpretation of some of the earliest available Hebrew texts, leading biblical scholars now believe Noah made over 977 trips to Home Depot during the ark’s construction.
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