Pastor Gently Informs Drummer A Triple Bass Pedal Isn't Really Needed For 'Come Thou Fount Of Every Blessing' (Satire)

Apr 18th 2024 5:10pm EDT

TULSA, OK — Worship at a local church was noticeably more subdued this last Sunday morning, as the pastor gently informed the band’s drummer that a triple bass pedal wasn’t really needed for “Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing.”

Discuss on Nostr!

Nostr Note ID note1k5zzxaf0ca20rzfhwdlxhq2nlcashkl0qkr3423u87r209uxd6xs7jyvtg Open on Primal.net Open on Snort.social Open on Iris.to Open on Coracle.social

New to Nostr?
Create an account now & join the conversation!

Promote it on DissentWatch!

  • To advertise this post for $0.02 per visit send bitcoins to the address below
  • The post will be promoted daily via social media & our "Featured News" display in multiple places
  • You can add more anytime
  • Ranking order in the Featured News box is based on the balance remaining


Received: 0 mBTC (0.00 USD)

Spent: 0 mBTC (0.00 USD)

Balance: 0 mBTC (0.00 USD)

The amounts above may be lagging behind. If you just sent a payment click below to get more up to date results and push the post to the "Featured News" box faster.

REFRESH AMOUNTS