Megachurch Worship Leaders Frantically Learning New Taylor Swift Songs For Sunday (Satire)
Apr 19th 2024 5:23pm EDT
SPRINGFIELD, MO — With the unexpected overnight release of her double album, megachurch worship leaders across the country scrambled to spend their weekends frantically learning new Taylor Swift songs for Sunday.
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