'The Rock' Finally Breaks Mold With New Role As Intense But Kinda Zen Jokester Muscly Action Guy (Satire)

May 8th 2024 5:37pm EDT

HOLLYWOOD, CA — With major movie studios struggling to remain profitable amid evolving audience tastes, Dwayne Johnson has come to save the day by finally breaking out of his typecast by playing an all-new role as an intense, but sort of Zen, joking, muscly action guy.

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