Dad Says Results Of Halloween Candy Inspection Could Be Delayed Up To 2 Weeks (Satire)

Nov 1st 2024 5:40pm EDT

ATLANTA, GA — Local dad Brad O’Malley reportedly disappointed his young children this morning by informing them that the results of his inspection of their Halloween candy may be delayed for up to two weeks.

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