New York Authorities Announce Peanut The Squirrel Died Of COVID (Satire)

Nov 4th 2024 12:47pm EST

PINE CITY, NY — Following the public outcry about the state’s Department of Environmental Conservation raiding a local man’s home and euthanizing his pet squirrel who had hundreds of thousands of social media followers, New York authorities announced Peanut the squirrel had died of COVID-19.

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