Supreme Court Approves Death Penalty For People Who Buy Valentine's Day Cards For Their 'Work Wife' (Satire)
Feb 14th 2025 2:02pm EST
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an emergency ruling, the United States Supreme Court authorized the use of the death penalty for anyone who buys Valentine’s Day cards or gifts for their “work wife.”
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