Here's A Pickup Line To Use On A Girl Of Each Christian Denomination (Satire)

Mar 31st 2025 11:55am EDT

If you’re a Christian guy looking to find a godly wife, you know it can be hard to start a conversation with a girl. But we at The Babylon Bee have much rizz, we are reliably told. Here is a pickup line to use for a girl of each Christian denomination:

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