Trump Announces HUGE Blowout Sale On Stocks (Satire)

Apr 8th 2025 6:57pm EDT

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite the gloomy outlook reported in the media by countless economists and market experts, President Donald Trump put a positive spin on the current financial climate by announcing a huge blowout sale on all stocks.

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