LDS Church Launches Missionary BMX Games (Satire)
Jun 23rd 2025 3:28pm EDT

SALT LAKE CITY — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has officially launched the first annual BMX Missionary Games, where young missionaries will compete in the arena of BMX sports.
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