Memetic Monday: It’s Getting Holly Jolly Out This Piece
Daily Stormer - Dec 18th 2023 11:57am EST I hope everyone is felling holly-jolly. If not, then stop talking about the Jews and look in the mirror, because you are the problem. At Christmas time, everyone is required to be holly-jolly. You’ll be free to go back to wallowing in misery and self-pity on December 27. Editor’s Pick of the Week: And the […]
Memetic Monday: No, I Won’t be Condemning Hamas. But I
Daily Stormer - Dec 11th 2023 2:51pm EST Niggas who showed up this morning was like Late late late. Whatever. Everybody checks it on Tuesday anyway. I don’t even know what I did today. I mean on the computer. I remember this other thing I did and it was awesome. The cops haven’t showed up yet, so I think it’s cool. Oh, it […]
“Dial-It-In” Sunday is Here Again!
Daily Stormer - Dec 10th 2023 2:15pm EST I sure wish that satyr didn’t have an arm coming out of his face. But this is just too perfect otherwise. We really need something where we can highlight the one messed up part of the image and have it re-rendered. Also, Joker’s robes are the typical colors of Christ’s, which is not ideal. Although […]
Conor McGregor Declaring Himself King of Ireland is a Matter of Historical Necessity
Daily Stormer - Dec 8th 2023 3:55am EST Although I do not support it, and I am not promoting it, it has become clear to me that it is a matter of historical necessity that Conor McGregor seize control of Ireland and declare himself King Conor I of Ireland. I also think he should probably give himself the title “Protector of Ulster,” however, […]
Hell’s Ditch Isn’t a Good Album at All
Daily Stormer - Dec 7th 2023 4:03am EST (Full Album – But if you want to understand it, go on that Russian site and download the FLAC. If you’re in a country where that’s legal.) Embarking on my Irish journey, I thought to understand the music of Shane McGowan and The Pogues. I realize this is the single most accessible Irish music, and […]
Do I Have to Comment on the GTA6 Trailer? I Don’t Have Anything to Say.
Daily Stormer - Dec 5th 2023 1:28pm EST The first Grand Theft Auto VI trailer dropped on Monday. This is the latest installment in the most popular video game franchise in history, a series of narrative-driven and cinematic action adventure games where the player takes the role of a criminal and carries out various crimes, including the titular crime. Making a new entry […]
MEME PLACEHOLDER
Daily Stormer - Dec 4th 2023 2:40pm ESTI’M GONNA DO THE MEMES OKAY? JUST COME BACK IN LIKE AN HOUR. DOING THE MEMES TAKES FOREVER AND IT’S DRAINING, OKAY? I DON’T LIKE DOING IT, BUT I DO IT FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE MY TRUE PARASOCIAL FRIEND.
Illness Revelations Update: Illness Revelations on Hold for Temporary Period of Time (SPECIAL PREVIEW INCLUDED)
Daily Stormer - Dec 4th 2023 9:34am EST As I said on Sunday, I am not doing particularly well. I am physically and mentally drained, and have begun to believe I actually have a brain tumor. People keep saying: “is this a joke, or does he actually have a brain tumor?” The clear answer, as far as I am able to gather, is: […]
Late for Work? Technical Problems, Brain Tumor, Depression, And Also Why Do I Even Work on Sundays?
Daily Stormer - Dec 3rd 2023 2:39pm EST I’m not having the best week, frankly. There have been some hard things, on and off line. I won’t go into it. I will say the donation drive was very depressing. But I’ve already said that. I’m just gonna have to… I don’t know. Whatever. I’ll just drink and forget about it. That solves all […]
French Cocksuckers to Ban Smoking on All Beaches and Public Parks, Turn Everyone Gay
Daily Stormer - Nov 29th 2023 7:12am ESTFrance, like China, is a smoking country. However, unlike China, France is a vagina country. If I was a vagina, I would want people to smoke, as it would make help to cover the stench emanating from between my legs (the worst stench ever). But women are too stupid. Also, women are filthy, and they […]
Memetic Monday: Late and Crappy
Daily Stormer - Nov 28th 2023 3:49pm EST Well, it’s a rare Tuesday Monday. It doesn’t matter much, because the memes are not good. By the way: I had technical problems. I would have fewer technical problems if people would send me money. But basically, no one wants to send me money. If you want to send me money, send an email to […]
Disney’s Latest N****rfest May be One of the Worst Flops in Cinema History
Daily Stormer - Nov 26th 2023 10:06am EST I think there is room for a consensus here. Should I stop putting “nigger” in the titles? I don’t think it matters at this point. The Daily Stormer is devolving into self-satire as its author prepares for merciful death. I wrote a thing a couple weeks ago about Disney’s own dive into self-satire, being pushed […]
Yes, Misery is the Natural State of Man. And That is Fine.
Daily Stormer - Nov 24th 2023 11:00am EST Being alive on earth be like The Illness Revelations have been bogged down in various boondoggles for weeks now. We need to return to the Path of Glory. We need to return to my original notes. We have no choice. I must reestablish the themes. Remember, that one of the original themes was that life […]
This Donation Drive Makes Me Wanna Blow My Fucking Brains Out
Daily Stormer - Nov 23rd 2023 5:31am EST Holy shit. I’ve gotten less than a quarter of what it costs to pay for one month of running the site (while paying myself nothing, by the way – the number includes nothing for my vodka or cigarettes). What’s more, less than 10% of people who requested addresses sent anything. Are they just fucking with […]
Don’t Badger Your Family
Daily Stormer - Nov 22nd 2023 12:48pm EST You’re lucky you’re not at my Thanksgiving. We’re talking about the Jews, but we’re all drunk, smoking two cigarettes and once, gritting our teeth, men are doing cocaine and pointing guns at each other, everything feels inexplicably thick and damp, a guy calls for hookers and you’re just hoping he won’t choke one to […]
Blink-182’s New Album and the Hermeneutics of AI Suspicion
Daily Stormer - Nov 21st 2023 1:24pm EST As a millennial, I felt some obligation to listen to the new Blink-182 album when it was released. Fascinatingly, I found some serious realizations about our dawning robot future while subjecting myself to this horrible record. Blink-182 was a defining band of the millennials generation. It’s somewhat unfortunate that this was the case, as the […]
Big Wall Street Journal Piece Says “Elon has Gone Too Far,” Doesn’t Say How
Daily Stormer - Nov 19th 2023 4:35am EST The Wall Street Journal, a pro-war Jewish publication that used to be good, on Saturday accused Elon Musk of “going too far.” The article, penned by Wall Street Jew-lover Tim Higgins, did not say where Elon went “too far.” It simply listed off some various comments he’s made, including the now infamous tweet from Wednesday […]
Hitler was Right and You Filthy Rats Know Me and My Friends Would All Say It to Your Weasel Faces
Daily Stormer - Nov 17th 2023 3:10am EST Silence, Jew! We’ve heard enough of your whining! Previously: HOT: Elon Bites Jew, Draws Blood, Tucker Interviews Candace About Rat Shapiro Attack! The Jews released a video of a white man in his fifties lecturing his teenage son about how saying “Hitler was right” is hatred. Sickeningly, the goal of the video is to attack […]
Proof That Bing Images is Adding Words to Prompts to Make Your Images Interracial
Daily Stormer - Nov 16th 2023 1:40pm EST This nigga be reppin the Chinese in a Russa? Y’all be trippin. We’ve been going through the issues surrounding AI here during Illness Revelations: AI Week Blitz. Actually, we haven’t gotten to anything important. I have all these notes, and… well, whatever. We can extend it if we have to. Next week is supposed to […]
Amidst Stalling AI Week, Anglin Begs for Aid, Claiming He Will Drill a Hole in His Skull
Daily Stormer - Nov 15th 2023 12:56pm EST Reprinted from the Associated Press without permission. Amidst a slow start of he much ballyhooed “AI Week Blitz,” anti-Semitic child marriage advocate and Daily Stormer publisher Andrew Anglin has begun begging for financial aid, claiming he will “pay someone a lot of money to drill a tiny hole” in his head to “alleviate the pressure” […]
AI Week BLITZ: Why Don’t Captchas Ask Which Hands Have the Right Number of Fingers?
Daily Stormer - Nov 14th 2023 3:23pm EST The worst part about all of this is that when the robots destroy everything, they are going to be blasting Radiohead. It’s the fourth Tuesday of Illness Revelations, and you know what that means: AI Week BLITZ! I’m not particularly excited about AI week. Personally, I’d rather be talking about the absolute supremacy of the […]
Elon Names AI After Worst Heinlein Book of All
Daily Stormer - Nov 14th 2023 11:39am EST As I’ve aged, my resentment for Robert Heinlein has simply grown, even as I developed a kind of affection for Jew Isaac Asimov’s stilted and autistic prose*. I went through Heinlein again I guess maybe five years ago. (You think of things in your life in relation to the coronavirus hoax, no? It truly was […]
Memetic Monday: I May Not Agree With Your Prompt, But I’ll Die for Your Right to Type It
Daily Stormer - Nov 13th 2023 3:36am EST The power of AI art is beyond your comprehension. The top issue of the Day is not AI, because AI week starts tomorrow, because Monday is a meme holiday. All weekly events, as we are now doing theme-based weekly events, will begin on Tuesday. Weekly events, however, do not mean that every article of the […]
If You Though Saturday was Trash, Wait Until You See Sunday!
Daily Stormer - Nov 12th 2023 9:50am EST Okay, so. I’m dialing it in this weekend, as we prepare for the biggest Illness Revelations blitz yet: the AI Week Blitz. I’m doing a little bit here. I think it’s worth reading. But I don’t think it’s great work. It’s not Illness-tier. We will be back in force on Monday. Well, Monday is a […]
If You Thought Saturday was Trash, Wait Until You See Sunday!
Daily Stormer - Nov 12th 2023 9:50am EST Okay, so. I’m dialing it in this weekend, as we prepare for the biggest Illness Revelations blitz yet: the AI Week Blitz. I’m doing a little bit here. I think it’s worth reading. But I don’t think it’s great work. It’s not Illness-tier. We will be back in force on Monday. Well, Monday is a […]
