• Memetic Monday: Leave the Bourbon on the Shelf. I’ll Drink It by Myself.

    Daily Stormer - Nov 11th 2024 3:43am EST

    Here we are again. I had a tough weekend of heavy drinking and Legos. I hope yours was that fun. If not, you can at least have some fun times with these fun memes. Editor’s Pick of the Week: Runner-Up: Primo Collection:

  • The Fact That the Candidate Who Got the Most Votes Won the Election Doesn’t Mean It was a Real Election

    Daily Stormer - Nov 10th 2024 5:27am EST

    Very few people are going to be able to grasp this thing that happened on Tuesday. It’s unfortunate, but the reality is that this is something that is not going to fit into many people’s brains. Most people are just happy Trump won, and don’t want to think too much about why the election fraud […]

  • Memetic Monday: The Final Monday (Low Effort Due to the End of Democracy)

    Daily Stormer - Nov 4th 2024 12:55am EST

    At first I was like But then I was just like Folks, our democracy is going to end tomorrow. You expect me to put effort into this shit? Ya right. I’m on a boat to Norway right now. Editor’s Pick O’ the Week: Runner-Up: The Primo Collection:

  • It’s Fine to be Stupid and Poor, But It Shouldn’t be Celebrated

    Daily Stormer - Nov 3rd 2024 2:46am EST

      There is an impulse people have to celebrate “simplicity” as virtuous. There is an idea of the “noble savage,” that is the idea that primitive people are romantic and experience life at some greater level than more intelligent people. This concept was integrated into left philosophy, but it seems to have universal appeal in […]

  • Finally: Medvedev Calls for Mass Expulsion of Central Asian Parasites

    Daily Stormer - Nov 1st 2024 3:32am EDT

    Last week, I sent this Wikihow article to Medvedev. He’s clearly read it and taken it seriously. There are a lot of Westerners who do not understand why there are so many central Asians in Moscow. I have seen people who I know for a fact are State Department activists attempting to sell anti-Russian sentiment […]

  • Halloween Meme Spectacular: If You Don’t Get Spooky This Halloween, It Will be the Last Halloween in America

    Daily Stormer - Oct 31st 2024 1:02am EDT

    This is the most important Halloween of our lives. Our frights are on the line. It’s time for every American to get spooky and participate in our great Halloween. Spookiness is who we are. If we don’t get spooky this Halloween, it could be our final Halloween. There will be no more Halloweens after this […]

  • I’d Personally Prefer If Trump “Wins,” Frankly

    Daily Stormer - Oct 29th 2024 7:07am EDT

    Trump’s Madison Square Garden Nazi Rally went pretty hard and got me rethinking things. American elections are totally fake. Donald Trump won in 2020 by a lot, and no systems in the relevant states have been meaningfully changed since then, and may have gotten worse. In 2022, the election was somehow even faker. That was […]

  • Memetic Monday: Pre-Halloween Spectacular

    Daily Stormer - Oct 28th 2024 4:56am EDT

    People should stop thinking about the election and start thinking about Halloween. Elections are fake. Complete nonsense. Halloween, however, is very real and very important. I’m thinking about watching the original John Carpenter Halloween later. Maybe then I’ll watch Creepshow. I’m not watching Terrifier, I will tell you that. Though it is very funny to […]

  • I Need to Go Back Through the Basics

    Daily Stormer - Oct 27th 2024 3:37am EDT

    It’s easy to forget that I’ve been writing about these same issues for more than 13 years, with the Daily Stormer coming up on its 12th anniversary. Frankly, everything is easy to forget because life just drone on and on. There are a lot of things that I simply take it for granted that the […]

  • Journalists Should be Replaced with AI

    Daily Stormer - Oct 25th 2024 5:00am EDT

    Jakub “Kuba” Zielinski, one of the new Polish radio AI presenters Poland is occupied by the United States. They made the decision to be occupied by the United States because Stalin was a very bad daddy and they want to hurt him in revenge. Most Poles, apparently, believe he is still alive, and simply shaved […]

  • Memetic Thursday: All the Memes (Good Only, Except for Some of Them)

    Daily Stormer - Oct 24th 2024 1:33pm EDT

    Hey, hey. Couldn’t write anything today. But I had some memes. I’m not gonna play them up too much, but there are a few that are alright. Please remember that I could be dead and this site could be written by AI. It would explain why I never beg for donations anymore.

  • Someone is Shutting Down India’s Airlines with Fake Bomb Threats. Who Do We Know Who Does Fake Bomb Threats?

    Daily Stormer - Oct 23rd 2024 1:30am EDT

    Before the 2016 election, the Anti-Defamation League scheduled a conference for November 17th, between the election and the inauguration of the next president. It was widely advertised that Hilary Clinton was to win that election, and at the conference, the ADL introduced a whole new legal framework for outlawing criticism of the Jews in the […]

  • Memetic Monday: You’ll Have to Forgive Me If This Goes Too Hard

    Daily Stormer - Oct 21st 2024 2:10am EDT

    We’ve got so much good meme shit today, I don’t even know which ones to give awards to. My heart is breaking. It’s a lot of memes, it’s probably going to take a long time to load, because no one donates (it’s your fault personally, my dear friend). Hey I was just thinking right now, […]

  • Friday Memes: Thursday Edition: Keep It Real, Watch for the Light

    Daily Stormer - Oct 17th 2024 6:38am EDT

    We’ve been getting complaints about Friday Memes being too far away, so we’ve moved it to Thursday in celebration of Halloween. Furthermore, the news sucks and I can’t write anything good right now. I was gonna write a story about a nigga so rich he made beef stew with Screaming Eagle Cabernet but slept on […]

  • Memetic Monday: Let the Good Times Roll

    Daily Stormer - Oct 14th 2024 6:11am EDT

    It’s Monday again, apparently. I didn’t know that until earlier, but it is Monday. I know it now. What a mess. Editor’s Pick of the Week: Runner-Up: The Primo Collection:

  • A Good Documentary on the Gaza War (Jews are Evil Terrorist Perverts)

    Daily Stormer - Oct 13th 2024 6:49am EDT

    I know I’m supposed to publish something interesting and important on Sundays. This week, I was supposed to publish a research paper about BRICS and the upcoming meeting in Kazan. But that did not get finished. Nothing important every seems to get finished these days. But I’ve had a tough year, you know? Today I […]

  • Midweek Meme Massacre: Stop Claiming That Thursday Isn’t “Midweek.” Everyone Knows You’re Lying.

    Daily Stormer - Oct 10th 2024 1:29am EDT

    Sort of boring news this week. I don’t really care about that faggot Elon Musk, and nothing much is happening with the wars. Election news feels like spam. So, memes? This one got me: Here’s a hundred or so, most of which are okay. FILE PHOTO: Boys scouts carry a picture of Hezbollah leader Sayyed […]

  • Ebonics Translation: 6locc 6a6y by Lil Loaded

    Daily Stormer - Oct 9th 2024 12:44am EDT

    Here at the Daily Stormer, we continue to strive towards interracial understanding by helping white people understand the culture of blacks through rap music. Due to a perceived lack of understanding among whites, who are very racist, we believe that by understanding black culture, whites will stop being less racist. White people hate black people […]

  • Memetic Monday: Just Wait Until You See This Next Part

    Daily Stormer - Oct 7th 2024 5:05am EDT

    Eyyyy. Here were are, back again. Another Monday for all you Mondayers out there who can’t get enough of Mondays. Here’s the Editor’s Pick of the Week: And the Runner-Up: Without further ado, onto the Primo Collection:

  • Motivated Reasoning and World War III Analysis

    Daily Stormer - Oct 6th 2024 4:46am EDT

    There is something of a troubling pattern in the various analyses of the emerging global conflict between the US/Israel and their vassals and China, Russia, Iran, et al.: every analysis appears to predict the triumph of the preferred party of the person making the analysis. Everyone who supports the global Jewish/homosexual movement claims America will […]

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  • A Reader Wonders Why He’s So Fucked Up

    Daily Stormer - Oct 5th 2024 7:48am EDT

    There is nothing going on here at the Daily Stormer today, so I’m doing a reader response. I have no idea what percentage of the readership is interested in this sort of content, actually, but I think “why am I so fucked up?” content is fun and exciting. I assume readers think so, because if […]

  • Friday Memes?

    Daily Stormer - Oct 4th 2024 11:02am EDT

    These are sort of old. But it’s fine. I had them. I wrote a thing about gays today that was okay. That thing about Asmongold was a mess tho. Whatever. So it goes. I do my best, bro.

  • The Confessions of Asmongold is a Good Video

    Daily Stormer - Oct 4th 2024 7:38am EDT

    Popular game streamer and commentator Asmongold released a “confessions” style video this week explaining why he is a weird person. It’s candid and quite raw, spilling out a pretty scathing analysis of self. I found the account interesting, despite aesthetic and narrative complaints. The repetitiveness, confusing timeline, incomplete story, lost plots, etc. are likely due […]

  • Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant

    Daily Stormer - Oct 1st 2024 4:49am EDT

    Here we rest. Nearly a year ago to the day, on October 7th of 2023, Palestinian resistance group Hamas made an unprecedented incursion into Israel, taking many hostages and ostensibly humiliating Israel. Israel responded with a massive war, claiming the objective was to “destroy Hamas.” This was obviously not a viable objective in the short […]

  • Memetic Monday: Still Kicking

    Daily Stormer - Sep 30th 2024 4:06am EDT

    I’m still kicking. Or at least, still loafing. If I fall, if I die, know I lived and missed some bullets. I’ll be good. Everyone else, keep up the great work. Here’s the Editor’s Pick of the Week: And the Runner-Up: Followed by the primo collection: Wait, hold on. I just wanted to say. The […]