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  • Memetic Monday: Memetic What Day?

    Daily Stormer - Jan 24th 2022 9:39am EST

    This is the greatest day of your life. Eat these memes.

  • Ebonics Translations: NLE Choppa’s Too Hot

    Daily Stormer - Jan 22nd 2022 10:36am EST

    It’s Saturday and you know what that means: it’s time to get wasted drunk and wake up in an alley somewhere in a different city with no wallet, gun, cellphone, or memory of how you got there. Just joking. Take the day to relax and spend time with your family. If you do drink, do […]

  • Meat Loaf Dead: Rest in Peace, Big Guy

    Daily Stormer - Jan 21st 2022 3:00am EST

    Meat Loaf was an inspiration to some, an icon for others, and a hero to all. He has just passed away at the age of 74. I’m not going to blame the vax, because he was really fat and unhealthy, and also I think much too smart to take the vax. Furthermore, he probably did […]

  • Friday Meme Surprise: Are Memes Good?

    Daily Stormer - Jan 21st 2022 12:30am EST

    It’s a bonus meme day, and you know what that means – the rest of today’s articles are going to be complete garbage. No, I’m just joking. Great articles, great memes – this is the way. You have to do your homework. A crowd of teenage boys protest against school integration and wave Confederate flags […]

  • Bonus Ebonics Translations: Classic 50 Cent and Tupac Translations

    Daily Stormer - Jan 20th 2022 6:03am EST

    This is a special bonus edition of Stormer Ebonics translations, where we’re going to hit a couple of classic hits. A translation of 50 Cent’s 2003 hit was requested by a reader. I was slightly hesitant, as I think rap from that time was so much more straightforward that a white person can basically understand […]

  • The Truth About iDubbbz

    Daily Stormer - Jan 19th 2022 10:00am EST

    This is a Sam Hyde film. It’s a lot of fun. It’s like a week old, I was saving it to post on a day when I had literally nothing. Today, fortunately for you, is that day. I think you’ll enjoy it.

  • Memetic Monday: These Memes are Terrible

    Daily Stormer - Jan 17th 2022 1:12pm EST

    This week, all of the memes are bad. Please donate to the site so we can provide you with better memes next time. Seriously. Memes cost money, folks. They don’t just spring off of trees. If you want bad memes, don’t donate and you’ll get what you pay for. Post Credit Scene Black guy on […]

  • I Don’t Know Why Alex Berenson Attacked Robert Malone on Fox News – But It was Sure Weird

    Daily Stormer - Jan 16th 2022 11:59am EST

    As the reader is aware, Alex Berenson has been a pretty consistently good voice on the issue of the coronavirus hoax, almost from the beginning. His track record isn’t as good as mine, but as a former New York Times writer and then a normal paperback novel writer, he was in a better position to […]

  • Mid-Week Meme Surprise: Maniac Memes at Deranged Discount Rates!

    Daily Stormer - Jan 13th 2022 8:33am EST

    We’ve got memes out the wazoo here at Hoax Watch Discount Meme Outlet! So come on down and get your memes before it’s too late and they’re too old to be relevant to share with your friends! I mean, folks, we’ve still got Jack Murphy memes! These are hot but they won’t be here for […]

  • The Coronavirus Hoax is Not Slowing Down and Nothing is Going Back to Normal

    Daily Stormer - Jan 12th 2022 8:28am EST

    As the reader is aware, Austria was the first country to implement a lockdown for the unvaccinated, where people who have declined to take the vaccine are not allowed to leave their house for any reason other than to buy food or go to the hospital. Parts of Australia and Canada have done this now, […]

  • The $40k Resistance Wasn’t Even Really Broken, Buddy. Get It Together. I’m a Serious Person.

    Daily Stormer - Jan 11th 2022 4:08am EST

    This is the chart, buddy: Listen, buddy. I acquire currency, buddy. I’m an important person, and all my buddies in the neighborhood know that I’m very serious. If one of my buddies makes a move on my money, that buddy will face my other buddies. I’m a serious person. I’m very important. This is the […]

  • Memetic Monday: I Feel Fine, Bro

    Daily Stormer - Jan 10th 2022 3:08am EST

    It’s Monday, and I feel fine, bro. I’ve been praying to Jesus and taking probiotics. I cut the carbs. I feel free, despite my enemies who prowl and stalk in the bush and weeds. (Note: I don’t support Camus – pronounced Kay-Muss – by the way. In any way, at all. But it’s a perfect […]

  • Stormer Ebonics Translation: Masterpiece by DaBaby

    Daily Stormer - Jan 9th 2022 4:55am EST

    I know Stormer Ebonics Translations was supposed to be a Saturday feature, but Saturday for me was not a good Saturday. But da feature it do is be. As most of you know, DaBaby was completely canceled from the entire music industry for a short statement on stage about homosexuals. They completely destroyed his career. […]

  • A Real Insurrection Would Have Been Justified, And Things Would be a Lot Better had It Happened

    Daily Stormer - Jan 8th 2022 5:26am EST

    I think we might be focusing too much on the fact that there wasn’t actually an insurrection. A better point to make might be that an insurrection would have been justified, and no one can really claim otherwise. If Vaxy Don didn’t want in on it, I’d be sitting cozy right now if the QAnon […]

  • The Death of Beauty is the End of Meaning

    Daily Stormer - Jan 5th 2022 9:21am EST

    Tucker Carlson’s Tuesday monologue really complimented the piece I published earlier this week on the death of beauty. “You may have noticed there are fewer and fewer beautiful things in our country.” He said, as an absolutely factual matter, there is not such thing as a skyscraper that is not ugly, and that the ugliness […]

  • Toyota’s Corolla Manga Series Sadly Demonstrates the Devolution of Human Society

    Daily Stormer - Jan 4th 2022 1:00am EST

    Toyota is celebrating the milestone of the sale of 50 million Toyota Corolla’s with the release of a manga series. We have a Portrait of Dorian Grey type situation here. These images, which show the evolution of the car, demonstrate the devolution of human civilization. The first Corolla was released in 1969. And although we […]

  • If You Ain’t Watching Computing Forever, Then You Ain’t on It

    Daily Stormer - Jan 4th 2022 12:20am EST

    I rarely give shoutouts to anyone in the right-wing political commentary sphere anymore, as I’ve been cooked like a Trump steak and then smothered in ketchup. But aside from Nick Fuentes, there is one person I will unequivocally endorse: Dave Cullen, AKA Computing Forever. He is an Irish YouTuber – or I guess former YouTuber […]

  • Memetic Monday: This is What You get

    Daily Stormer - Jan 3rd 2022 10:12am EST

    White Pill: Ben Garrison made an Anti-Trump cartoon in response to his endless vax shilling. It’s a good thing is Monday and I can just post 120 funny pictures and make everyone seal-clap. Because my energy levels are through the floor, even after 3 Five Hour Energies, which based on my math, should give me […]

  • Groups and Events to Blame for My Being Late Saturday Morning

    Daily Stormer - Jan 2nd 2022 4:20am EST

    I was late posting Saturday morning. Like 80 people sent me messages like “DID THE MOSSAD FINALLY GET YOU BRO???” I’m not usually late, and I feel really bad about it, so I want to blame other people for this. The first thing I want to blame is the staff. Usually, Elvis Dunderhoff and Snake […]

  • Saturday Ebonics Translation: Young Dolph – Talking to My Scale (RIP Dolph)

    Daily Stormer - Jan 1st 2022 3:48pm EST

    I know I bitch out on a lot of promised features, but Saturday Ebonics Translations are here to stay. In honor of the recently deceased Young Dolph, who was brutally gunned down at the cookie shop (true story), I’m going to translate one of Dolph’s last hits, “Talking to My Scale.” The purpose of these […]

  • Wow, That was Some Thursday

    Daily Stormer - Dec 31st 2021 1:46am EST

    This was my true feeling yesterday. As the regular reader is well aware, Wednesday was no glory day for John Carpenter’s The Daily Stormer (Formerly John Carpenter’s Hoax Watch). But Thursday – Thursday was really something. None of the helpers were here (we don’t know where they go), and I, Andrew Anglin, wrote 13 complete […]

  • Stormer Ebonics Translations: Kodak Black – Senseless

    Daily Stormer - Dec 30th 2021 1:42am EST

    “Ebonics Translations” was supposed to be a Saturday feature, but Saturday was Christmas, and I just now thought of it. I explained in my first ebonics rap translation the purpose of this, beyond it just being funny. Basically, I think most “racists” don’t really understand just how utterly ridiculous black culture is internally, and since […]

  • A Child was Born in Bethlehem

    Daily Stormer - Dec 26th 2021 3:13am EST

    One of the great fears that I have witnessed among modern men is that the professing of faith in the miracles of the Bible is considered to be corny, and that there is a kind of embarrassment around it. This Christmas season, I have pondered that. Many right-wingers, myself included, would reflexively blame the Jews […]

  • Psalm 143

    Daily Stormer - Dec 25th 2021 6:02pm EST

    Hear my prayer, O Lord, give ear to my supplications: in thy faithfulness answer me, and in thy righteousness. And enter not into judgment with thy servant: for in thy sight shall no man living be justified. For the enemy hath persecuted my soul; he hath smitten my life down to the ground; he hath […]

  • We Need Some Christmas Cheer Here, Folks

    Daily Stormer - Dec 24th 2021 8:47am EST

    All of these stories are so negative today. I don’t think I had an option, unless I just made up happy stories. All of the news is bad. But there is still so much good in the world. You just have to have the courage to go find it. You’re not going to find it […]