• Memetic Monday: This Better Be Good

    Daily Stormer - Sep 23rd 2024 3:36pm EDT

    This better be good because the rest of the site was complete garbage today. But it’s not good. There are 2-4 people whose $500 calls I still haven’t done. I will do that this week, fear not. I’m finishing it off and then never doing this again, at least not at this price (even though […]

  • Holidays are Coming: Please Don’t Harass Your Family About the Jews

    Daily Stormer - Sep 22nd 2024 11:44am EDT

    “Pull your pants up, nigger!” I don’t know if you want to know this, but the summer is way over and it is almost time for the holidays. I don’t mean “the holidays” as in “happy holidays” as in “I’m sorry you’re Jewish,” I mean “holidays” in that there is a period with several holidays […]

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  • The Penguin Series Premiere Review: A Failure as a Comic Book Story, A Failure as a Gangster Story

    Daily Stormer - Sep 21st 2024 11:57am EDT

    The series premiere of HBO’s The Penguin aired on Friday, and despite avoiding the politicization that has befell many high-profile productions in recent years, the show is poorly written and lame. Neither the show’s reasonably high production values, nor Colin Farrell’s highly amusing performance as the titular character were able to overcompensate for the garbage […]

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  • Hidden Cam: Indian Virus Overlord of New York Says He was Having Sex Orgies Under Banks During Lockdowns

    Daily Stormer - Sep 19th 2024 11:50pm EDT

    Everyone is getting in on the hidden camera game. Steven Crowder is now in on the game. The modern version of the hidden camera interview was pioneered by Irish hero and government victim James O’Keefe, who came up with the idea of sending attractive women (or attractive men, in the case of homosexuals) to flirt […]

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  • Ebonics Translation: Gangsta Vybes by Finesse2tymes

    Daily Stormer - Sep 19th 2024 12:25am EDT

    In order to create cross-cultural understanding, we are trying to translate a wide range of rap music songs from ebonics to English, so as white people can better understand black culture. It is our view that whites do not have a solid grasp on black culture, and we believe that much can be understood by […]

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  • Memetic Tuesday: Late and Not Even Really Very Good

    Daily Stormer - Sep 17th 2024 7:59am EDT

    Hey, sorry this is late. And I’m late for work today (although only Europeans and Asians and lunatics who stay up all night will notice). A bear was chasing me through the woods and I had to hide in a cave last night and the cave was so comfortable I overslept. I saw JD Vance […]

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  • Ebonics Translation: “Fuck My Cousin II” by Lil Zay Osama & Lil Durk

    Daily Stormer - Sep 17th 2024 7:05am EDT

    The translation of rap songs from ebonics into English is intended to promote cross-cultural understanding. In particular, I want to promote the understanding among white people that black people, if left to their own devices, behave like tribal savages from Africa thousands of years ago. Previous Stormer Ebonics Translations can be found here. English translation […]

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  • Take Care of Yourself: Self-Empowerment is Not “Defeatism”

    Daily Stormer - Sep 15th 2024 8:01am EDT

    This Sunday’s article is a follow-up to last Sunday’s article. I wrote about the fact that no one can actually change the world unless they are the ruler of a country, and that people shouldn’t spend time stressing out about things they can’t change, and instead focus on things they can change. It was a […]

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  • Late Night with the Devil (2023) Review

    Daily Stormer - Sep 13th 2024 10:15am EDT

    Far from most modern “horror” fare, Late Night with the Devil is an engaging, thoughtful, and entertaining demon possession film that takes a complex and educated approach to the subject matter, while also serving as a quaint period piece documenting the culture of 1970s America. The film is part mockmentary, featuring “found footage” of a […]

  • Midweek Meme Mania: These are the Best Memes You’ve Ever Seen

    Daily Stormer - Sep 12th 2024 2:55am EDT

    A close friend of mine who I’d known since gradesschool once tried to tell me “Thursday is not midweek.” So you know what I did? I shot him right in his belly with my Glock 45. When he was bleeding out, I bent down and whispered in his ear: “It’s not the weekend. It’s the […]

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  • Ultimate Debate Showdown: As It Happened

    Daily Stormer - Sep 11th 2024 2:30am EDT

    FULL VIDEO (starts about 1:00:00): (I fell asleep and didn’t watch this live. I’m going to write about it now. This is a placeholder article. I’m watching it now and will add my commentary in a couple hours.)

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  • Memetic Monday: I Got You. You Know It.

    Daily Stormer - Sep 9th 2024 4:01am EDT

    I had some troubles. Fun troubles, but still. I’m working my way through the calls. I’m just about finished. If you didn’t get a message yet I can tell you: you will get one this week. Then I’m going to do another money drive. We need to keep on this. We need way more money, […]

  • Considering the Life to Come

    Daily Stormer - Sep 8th 2024 11:55am EDT

    Everything is a total disaster and everyone knows it. This whole thing – life, the universe, everything – is a complete mess. Modern reality is designed to suck the life out of you. This world eats souls. It chews the flesh of souls, leaving soul-bones. Everything is pressure, from all sides. However, what we must […]

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  • DoJ Claims YouTuber Lauren Chen is a Russian Spy

    Daily Stormer - Sep 7th 2024 1:34am EDT

    You probably remember Lauren Chen. She’s an attractive hapa from YouTube who made videos against feminism or whatever. I don’t watch videos made by women, but I was aware of her. She’s popular. She may be getting indicted by the Department of Justice for being a Russian spy. In an unsealed indictment the DoJ released […]

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  • Midweek Meme Mania: Just Be Happy, Friend. Everything is Going to be Fine

    Daily Stormer - Sep 4th 2024 8:08am EDT

    I’m doing the rest of the $500/hr phone calls. I’ve already begun today. If you’ve already paid or were trying to pay, I will get to you shortly. For everyone else: it’s going to be a lot more expensive next time, because this is way too many calls. I love you all and everyone has […]

  • Yes, Things Were Better When I was Younger

    Daily Stormer - Sep 3rd 2024 9:58am EDT

    Oh, when we were young. There is a narrative that goes: “things were not actually better when you were younger, it was just better because you were young.” This is a ridiculous narrative. Firstly, my life was not better when I was young. It’s much better now. So that does not work on me. “Things” […]

  • Memetic Monday: It’s All Good, Dear Friend

    Daily Stormer - Sep 2nd 2024 8:12am EDT

    Everything is great today. Thanks for asking. I hope everything is great for you as well, my dear friend. I’m going to finish the calls of anyone who wants to talk to me on the app starting Wednesday and then going through next week. Just text me on that app or if you already did […]

  • Memetic Monday: It’s All Good, Dear Friend

    Daily Stormer - Sep 2nd 2024 8:12am EDT

    Everything is great today. Thanks for asking. I hope everything is great for you as well, my dear friend. I’m going to finish the calls of anyone who wants to talk to me on the app starting Wednesday and then going through next week. Just text me on that app or if you already did […]

  • “Our Patience Has Its Limits” – China Tells the Philippines to Stop Attacking Ships, Tells US Terrorists Not to Try

    Daily Stormer - Aug 31st 2024 10:00am EDT

    First they told you we needed a war to protect the supremacy of the Aryan race in the Ukraine. Now they’re telling you it’s time to go to war to protect Filipino fishing rights. Meanwhile, our own cities are being rapidly conquered by violent barbarian hordes. The situation in the South China Sea is heating […]

  • Memetic Monday: I’m Trying to Make the Site Better, But It’s Difficult

    Daily Stormer - Aug 26th 2024 7:14am EDT

    On Sunday, I apologized for the site not being great lately. I understand the problems, and I’m glad to hear feedback. Basically, people want it to be funny and want long, interesting articles. It seems simple enough, as I have this ability. But it’s been really difficult lately to make the site as good as […]

  • No Important Article Today. Instead: Updates and Apologies!

    Daily Stormer - Aug 25th 2024 11:29am EDT

    I do not have an article of any importance this Sunday. This is in keeping with my overall poor performance this week, for which I apologize. For most news websites, the election season is peak season. Personally, I am very bored by it. Everything feels intensely gay and retarded. I am the only person saying […]

  • Meme Friday Spectacular: This is the Good Stuff

    Daily Stormer - Aug 23rd 2024 3:00am EDT

    I know I’ve been lax on memes lately. It’s because I didn’t feel like doing it. This week, I felt like doing it. Here we go. Get ready. We’re going.

  • Memetic Monday: I Identify as “Today is Monday”

    Daily Stormer - Aug 21st 2024 12:28am EDT

    Remember when boomers were making jokes about “I identify as” and then callous millennials started making jokes about their jokes, saying “‘I identify as an attack helicopter’? okay boomer, that sucks”? Then remember the millennials making fun of the original joke were actually more annoying, because they were smug faggots? Then remember when I made […]

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  • After Dan Bilzerian Blitzes the Gates, Kim Dotcom and Andrew Tate Name Jews as the Problem!

    Daily Stormer - Aug 20th 2024 9:52am EDT

    Poker player and ultimate pussy magnate Dan Bilzerian blitzed the gates on the Jewish problem, saying the whole thing during an interview with Patrick Bet-David last week. He has now blazed a path for other internet celebrities to say the same thing about the Jews, with both Kim Dotcom and Andrew Tate making statements against […]

  • Rob Schneider had Me Until: “I’m All for Immigration, It Just has to be Legal”

    Daily Stormer - Aug 19th 2024 12:00am EDT

    Classic 1990s SNL cast member and Duce Bigalow (Male Gigalo) Rob Schneider appeared on Tucker Carlson a couple days ago. I really liked the opening segment, where he was talking about his daughter attacking him, and he said he’s a recent convert to Catholicism, and he seems like a good person. Do you know that […]