Ask Anglin: “Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get a Wipe-Down From the Hot Nurse?”
Daily Stormer - Aug 18th 2024 5:07am EDTA troubled young lad was at the hospital, and put an interesting question to me. I believe many of you probably don’t know the answer to this question, so I should explain. In the hospital and a pretty girl is finally here and she offered on her own to wipe me down and clean me […]
Seditious Traitor Trump Calls for Flooding America With Anyone Who is Not a Murderer
Daily Stormer - Aug 17th 2024 1:04pm EDTTrump says legal immigration is needed to replace the native population: “We’re going to let a lot of people come in because we need more people, especially with AI coming…” Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/yq3fUGOgTu — AF Post (@AFpost) August 16, 2024 The day after vowing to devote his entire presidency to doing whatever Israel and Jews […]
Memetic Monday: Yes, It’s Tuesday, But This Collection is the Bomb Digity
Daily Stormer - Aug 13th 2024 12:03am EDTYou’re gonna get this one from me 3 times a year, regardless. Yes, I know these were late, my dearest friends. It hurts my heart to make friends wait for good things they love. But I am the meme master, and I deliver the good memes. I don’t deliver shit memes. Well, unless I’m rushed. […]
Taking the 2024 Election Seriously Makes You Look Stupid and Delusional
Daily Stormer - Aug 11th 2024 6:01am EDTRegrettably, I have no spiritual enlightenment to share this Sunday. Perhaps, the message of “don’t vote, stop pretending this election is real” is a bit spiritually uplifting, as if you embrace the position that “voting is consent,” and then back that up with “it doesn’t matter anyway because it’s fake,” you will have a burden […]
Even the Taliban Didn’t “Solve” the Woman Problem. They Just Manage It Intelligently.
Daily Stormer - Aug 4th 2024 5:26am EDTPeople look at women in Afghanistan and think “wow, the Taliban sure solved that problem.” This is true insofar as “they solved it as much as it is humanly possible to solve this problem.” But the reality is, if the Taliban had “solved” the woman problem, they would not need to keep them in bags. […]
Christian Zionism is Making a Comeback as Middle East Tensions Rise
Daily Stormer - Aug 1st 2024 12:28pm EDTWat I keep thinking that Christian Zionism has sort of burned out, but recent events have made me realize it is alive and well and still influential even if few people It was very popular when I was a kid. These people were saying that we should support the Iraq War because that will create […]
Memes Today! These Memes are Terrible, But They’re Memes!
Daily Stormer - Jul 30th 2024 12:26am EDTMementic Monday is temporarily changing its name to “Memes Today” because week’s memes are so bad, it would sully he “Memetic Monday” brand. This are some really terrible memes. You might find a laugh or two, just as you might find a German shepherd or two in the sewer system, but mostly it’s going to […]
Room Elephant: Evangelical Christians Described the Antichrist as Getting Shot in Public and Saved by a Miracle
Daily Stormer - Jul 27th 2024 10:38pm EDTThis is a Chinese indie film that is pretty good, but very depressing. It’s all suicides and domestic violence and so on. Then the young director killed himself during post-production because of the stress. China makes some blockbuster type stuff, and they show the American blockbusters (though they are banning more and more of those […]
Some Brief Meta Notes on the State of the Stormer
Daily Stormer - Jul 27th 2024 9:06pm EDTSorry about the downtime Saturday. I didn’t exactly forget to pay a bill this time. It was sort of a little bit more complicated than that. As you’ll recall, I spilled gin on my computer and then got a new computer. Then I had to go to a different town for a week, and forgot […]
Clarification: Yes, Technically China has Increased Military Spending in the Past Decade
Daily Stormer - Jul 25th 2024 2:05am EDTIn response to my article yesterday about China’s plan for the world, I got several complaints about the claim I made that China has not built up its military in the way that John Mearshiemer predicted that it would. I stand by this statement as being fundamentally true, though as is often noted by both […]
Memetic [Insert Day of Week]: Whatever Happens, I Will Always Love You, My Friend
Daily Stormer - Jul 23rd 2024 8:40am EDTDon’t ever worry about things you can’t control. All that does is take away energy from changing things you can control. Specifically, the only thing you can control is your own decisions. And just remember: whatever happens from here on out, I will always love you, my dear reader and very important parasocial friend. I […]
Biden Dropped Out So Fewer People Would Conclude “American Democracy” is a Ridiculous Scam
Daily Stormer - Jul 22nd 2024 1:14am EDTI’m doing this “respect the sabbath” thing. I decided that the reason God tells us to take a rest is that we need a rest, and not resting at all for over a decade had severely drained me. Of course, Christians are not Jews, so everything is reasonable. Jesus said if a goat falls into […]
Trump’s RNC, Doomed Gay Satanic Bullshit – America Deserves This
Daily Stormer - Jul 21st 2024 2:56am EDTAuthor’s Note: This is a Sunday article. I’m only publishing one article on Sundays now. The place to start the analysis of the RNC and the dawn of Trump 2024 is with Trump’s “Fight, Fight, Fight” chant after he allegedly received a small injury to his ear during a rally in Pennsylvania. He called on […]
If My Father Raped, Killed, and Ate a Baby, I Would Not Change My Last Name
Daily Stormer - Jul 18th 2024 6:16am EDTI could, um, you know. I could kinda use a friend myself. The Jews really seem to have too many friends. “JD Vance” is a man without a basic identity. He’s a single mother disaster raised by multiple step dads who had a high IQ and went to Yale, then wrote a pretty good novel […]
Memetic Wednesday: All Those Trump Memes I’m Sure You Wanted
Daily Stormer - Jul 17th 2024 3:21pm EDTNothing ever happens. I’m sure everyone wanted a lot of Trump memes. I was pretty big on Hauk Tuah myself. Quite frankly. I was, I think like everyone, very burned out on the fat doomer girl sex memes.
I’m Going to Sleep for Like 15 Hours and Then Quadruple Down on “Aim for the Ear” Theory
Daily Stormer - Jul 14th 2024 11:23pm EDTDiscrete Announcement: The Sam Hyde shooter meme has not been funny for a long time now. Currently, the hottest new meme is when something happens you say “aim for the ear.” Then someone replies with a picture of a bloody ear and you then in turn reply “you’re pretty good.” So, I had one of […]
The Trump Shooting Means He Wins the Election, And It Means America is Going to War for Israel
Daily Stormer - Jul 14th 2024 9:40am EDTAuthor’s Note: Please forget about the beard thing. This is the first official “Sunday Single,” and they will follow in this format of casual but complex for the foreseeable future. This is a serious analysis of the Trump shooting that begins with a story of my struggle to accept the use of prostitutes as morally […]
The Beard Question
Daily Stormer - Jul 14th 2024 2:00am EDTI’ve seen the right-wing memes about how hipsters are faggots and respectable men shave. I remember a meme I can’t find right now comparing some beardsoy to Cary Grant. But I can just recreate it: I think Cary Grant was definitely more stylish than a hipster. It’s my belief he was also a homosexual. Some […]
Here’s How You Can Contact Me to Get a Unique BTC Address to Donate (Encrypted Messaging App)
Daily Stormer - Jul 9th 2024 10:22am EDTSo, here’s the deal: there is a PC/Mac/Android/iOS fork of the phone app Signal, which does not require a phone number, called Session (download it at getsession.org). I trust its encryption and use it personally. It’s open source. You can look up the details and the tests that have been run on it if you’re […]
Memetic Monday: A Brighter Future for Me and My Crew
Daily Stormer - Jul 8th 2024 9:23am EDTHe’s just like me. (EDITOR’S NOTE: Feel free to skip all these words and just look at the memes. I won’t be offended. Actually, I will respect you more) Business first: I’m supposed to be doing a donation drive and the email address can’t receive new mail. I have a plan. It’s going to be […]
Happy Independence Day! (And Stormer Anniversary!)
Daily Stormer - Jul 4th 2024 4:50am EDTHappy Independence Day to all my American brothers. I pray that you all have safe and effective parades, BBQs, and fireworks displays. And hey, even if you’re not American – have some respect for our culture and grab a burger and blow something up. I’ve written a lot about the nature of the founding documents […]
Tomi [sic] Lahren Looks Like a Smooshed Pile of Dog Shit
Daily Stormer - Jul 2nd 2024 8:32am EDTRemember this face? From the 2016 election? It was all over Fox News. You remember it. If you’re over fifty, you were probably thinking “that’s a naughty little girl, I think I’d like to spank her little behind!” If you’re under 50, you were probably thinking “why is Fox News bringing on a porno movie […]
Ana Kasparian Looks Like Joe Biden Now
Daily Stormer - Jul 1st 2024 7:46am EDTThis idea that women should be in public was always a big mistake, in my opinion. People think I’m joking when I say “basically, the Taliban is right about everything.” I’m not joking. But then people will say I’m joking about not joking. I can usually get a point across if I’m serious, but […]
1What Exactly is Going on with This Election?
Daily Stormer - Jun 29th 2024 7:51am EDTWho are those 33%? When I watched the debate, I saw exactly what I expected to see. Pretty much point-by-point, there was nothing that seemed strange or surprising about it. The one pleasant surprise is that there wasn’t a huge back and forth over who was best for the Jews. But otherwise: it was all […]
Bibi Unglued: Completely Unhinged, Calling for Seven-Front War to Prevent Iran Invading Entire World
Daily Stormer - Jun 28th 2024 6:37am EDTI’m sorry I know it’s not funny. I’m not actually sorry, and this is so funny. Bibi Netanyahu is meeting with the Americans and a few hours ago he gave a talk claiming that Iran is “plotting a seven front war” to conquer the entire middle east and then claimed he is going to fight […]