Holiday E-Begging Special: In a Christmas Miracle, I Met a Sri Lankan Who was Kiddie-Fiddled by Arthur C. Clarke
Daily Stormer - Dec 22nd 2024 6:43am ESTWe are in the midst of a very serious e-begging extravaganza, but I figure I must produce content as part of this begging operation, although the site is actually shut down, technically. But today I have a story of a Christmas miracle. It actually happened on Easter, but never mind that. In probably 2003, I […]
Meme Friday: You’d Better be Cheerful, M8
Daily Stormer - Dec 20th 2024 4:09am EST I’m posting memes again today. I am not posting any Christmas memes after Christmas, so I need to dump these. Be thankful. Everything is wonderful.
Naughty Dog Fails to Optimize Burned Out 80s Nostalgia Meme
Daily Stormer - Dec 19th 2024 4:48am EST At the Game Awards last week, several upcoming shitfests were revealed, including the new game by The Last of Us developer Naughty Dog, action-adventure game Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet. The developer, a subsidiary of Sony, is run by the Israeli Jew Neil Druckmann. The first TLOU game, a story-driven zombie game released in 2013, was […]
Meme Wednesday: Detailed Instructions for the Best Wednesday
Daily Stormer - Dec 18th 2024 7:02am EST Jeez, some of these are pretty old… Are people still talking about that Italian guy who whacked that gratuitous wanker? Oh well. It’s not like I get paid for this job. By the way, get your donations ready, because I’m doing a donation drive and if people don’t donate I’m never coming back. Anyway, I […]
Lose Weight by Only Eating Meat (And Eggs)
Daily Stormer - Dec 17th 2024 1:54am EST The healthiest meal Most people are fat or at least overweight. It’s totally ridiculous in America and the Anglosphere more generally, where teenagers and children are fat, but even in Europe, people start to put on a lot of weight in their 30s and 40s. This is not natural or good. Many men have been […]
Memetic Monday: Holly Jolly Monday
Daily Stormer - Dec 16th 2024 7:11am EST Well, it’s Monday. Next Monday is Christmas! Just one week to go. Editor’s Pick of the Week: Runner-Up (official): Primo Collection:
This Drone Hoax Sucks
Daily Stormer - Dec 15th 2024 8:35am EST This drone hoax is the worst hoax I’ve ever seen. The federal government is saying “we don’t know what they are (but we know they’re not a threat).” They’re literally just drones. I know what they are. Everyone with any basic sense looking at them knows what they are. The government has to be the […]
Pirate Master Nippon Criminal Activity “Electronic Fun Rivalry”
Daily Stormer - Dec 14th 2024 5:00am EST Youthful and plucky China people for this week can harshly request villain Japan child molestation advocacy nation report disapproval historical abuse Nanjing. Annual recounting disreputable actions, putrid commentary swine island bracelet. Bandits manifest disarray, retreat dragon bustling teeth. Evaporating burden, vengeful pirate clenches a grip, obfuscates the account, loots trophy “electronic fun rivalry.” Top merit […]
No One is “Against Vigilante Justice on Principle”
Daily Stormer - Dec 13th 2024 1:13am ESTPreviously: Luigi Doesn’t Have to Go to Prison – The People Can Choose to Let Him Go Free There is a whole movement of people in the government and media talking about how they are so opposed to Luigi Mangione taking out a fat cat corporate terrorist because they are against vigilante justice generally. Many […]
Meme Thursday: I Do Not Need You to Tell Me That I’m Not a Cat
Daily Stormer - Dec 12th 2024 2:20am EST Today is December 12, 2024. 12/12/24 12+12=24 Coincidence?
“Russian Intelligence Failure”?
Daily Stormer - Dec 11th 2024 12:02am EST Previously: Russia and Iran Couldn’t Have Saved Syria After the fall of Syria, popular game show host Donald Trump claimed on the internet that this had happened because Vladimir Putin stopped supporting Syria. It’s one of the worst internet posts I’ve ever seen. If one wanted to respond to all of that, it would be difficult […]
Russia and Iran Couldn’t Have Saved Syria
Daily Stormer - Dec 10th 2024 3:08am EST Putin has his own problems and can’t possibly micro-manage Syria if Assad is incapable of the most basic competence. As with any big event, there is a lot of nonsense swirling in the narrative around the fall of Syria. Some people are going around claiming that this is a failure of Russia and Iran, that […]
Memetic Monday: Your Favorite Monday
Daily Stormer - Dec 9th 2024 10:16am EST I was going to write some long thing about the Syrian thing today. However, I did not do that. Instead, I am going to post memes and then take a nap. Here’s the Editor’s Pick of the Week: And the Runner-Up: Finally, The Primo Collection:
Thursday Memes: Bro, Check Out These Memes
Daily Stormer - Dec 5th 2024 4:19am EST Hey, back with extra memes. I’m aware the week is not going great in terms of the articles. I don’t really know what I’m supposed to do. I have “adult responsibilities” and so on and so forth, and the site does not make money. But whatever. It will work out. Everything will be fine. Primo […]
Reality 101: Women Look at Status the Same Way Men Look at Tits and Ass
Daily Stormer - Nov 24th 2024 9:49am EST There is a lot of confusion among men about women’s sexual attraction mechanism, largely because women want it that way, but also because female characters in media are all written by men. The first and most important thing to understand here is that sex is about reproduction. That’s the only reason humans or any other […]
Complete Fast Day Five is a Serious, Bro
Daily Stormer - Nov 23rd 2024 1:09am EST As I mentioned earlier this week, I’m doing a complete fast. I am smoking and drinking coffee, so it’s not as hardcore as it could be. But it’s still pretty hardcore. I have usually only done 3 day fasts, but in recent years – really since that heinously destructive virus hoax – I’ve not wanted […]
Thursday Memes: By Definition, An Endless Nightmare is Not Boring
Daily Stormer - Nov 21st 2024 9:51am EST Hey, hey. It’s that day: Thursday. I’m doing fasting. Coming up on Day 4. I might stop functioning completely by tomorrow. Thinking about going for 7 days, but probably will not do so. Everyone should do a week once a year. I don’t understand how this is so hard for people. Though I also don’t […]
Memetic Monday: Gas, Gas, Gas
Daily Stormer - Nov 18th 2024 10:00am EST Hey, it’s Monday. Wake up, friend. It’s Monday and Matt Gaetz is going to legalize rape of high school girls. You need to get in shape, because this rape is going to be YUGE. Are rape jokes still offensive? Because the way things are now, you can just walk into a bar and sit next […]
Meme Thursday: Don’t Worry, It’s Fine
Daily Stormer - Nov 14th 2024 1:25pm EST Hey, sorry the site was late and shitty today. It happens. I do my best. Usually. I have some memes here though.
In Memory of 9/11: Five Easy Things You Can Do to Thank a Logger of His Logs
Daily Stormer - Nov 11th 2024 9:32am EST It’s the 23rd anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, when terrorists flew deadly airplanes into the World Trade Center. Immediately after the harrowing attacks, people would no longer trust steel buildings. As it turned out, steel could be easily melted by jet fuel. That’s when the few and the brave stepped up and stood for their […]
Memetic Monday: Leave the Bourbon on the Shelf. I’ll Drink It by Myself.
Daily Stormer - Nov 11th 2024 3:43am EST Here we are again. I had a tough weekend of heavy drinking and Legos. I hope yours was that fun. If not, you can at least have some fun times with these fun memes. Editor’s Pick of the Week: Runner-Up: Primo Collection:
The Fact That the Candidate Who Got the Most Votes Won the Election Doesn’t Mean It was a Real Election
Daily Stormer - Nov 10th 2024 5:27am EST Very few people are going to be able to grasp this thing that happened on Tuesday. It’s unfortunate, but the reality is that this is something that is not going to fit into many people’s brains. Most people are just happy Trump won, and don’t want to think too much about why the election fraud […]
Memetic Monday: The Final Monday (Low Effort Due to the End of Democracy)
Daily Stormer - Nov 4th 2024 12:55am EST At first I was like But then I was just like Folks, our democracy is going to end tomorrow. You expect me to put effort into this shit? Ya right. I’m on a boat to Norway right now. Editor’s Pick O’ the Week: Runner-Up: The Primo Collection:
It’s Fine to be Stupid and Poor, But It Shouldn’t be Celebrated
Daily Stormer - Nov 3rd 2024 2:46am EST There is an impulse people have to celebrate “simplicity” as virtuous. There is an idea of the “noble savage,” that is the idea that primitive people are romantic and experience life at some greater level than more intelligent people. This concept was integrated into left philosophy, but it seems to have universal appeal in […]
Finally: Medvedev Calls for Mass Expulsion of Central Asian Parasites
Daily Stormer - Nov 1st 2024 3:32am EDT Last week, I sent this Wikihow article to Medvedev. He’s clearly read it and taken it seriously. There are a lot of Westerners who do not understand why there are so many central Asians in Moscow. I have seen people who I know for a fact are State Department activists attempting to sell anti-Russian sentiment […]
