• Memetic Tuesday: Late and Not Even Really Very Good

    Daily Stormer - Sep 17th 2024 7:59am EDT

    Hey, sorry this is late. And I’m late for work today (although only Europeans and Asians and lunatics who stay up all night will notice). A bear was chasing me through the woods and I had to hide in a cave last night and the cave was so comfortable I overslept. I saw JD Vance […]

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  • Ebonics Translation: “Fuck My Cousin II” by Lil Zay Osama & Lil Durk

    Daily Stormer - Sep 17th 2024 7:05am EDT

    The translation of rap songs from ebonics into English is intended to promote cross-cultural understanding. In particular, I want to promote the understanding among white people that black people, if left to their own devices, behave like tribal savages from Africa thousands of years ago. Previous Stormer Ebonics Translations can be found here. English translation […]

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  • Take Care of Yourself: Self-Empowerment is Not “Defeatism”

    Daily Stormer - Sep 15th 2024 8:01am EDT

    This Sunday’s article is a follow-up to last Sunday’s article. I wrote about the fact that no one can actually change the world unless they are the ruler of a country, and that people shouldn’t spend time stressing out about things they can’t change, and instead focus on things they can change. It was a […]

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  • Late Night with the Devil (2023) Review

    Daily Stormer - Sep 13th 2024 10:15am EDT

    Far from most modern “horror” fare, Late Night with the Devil is an engaging, thoughtful, and entertaining demon possession film that takes a complex and educated approach to the subject matter, while also serving as a quaint period piece documenting the culture of 1970s America. The film is part mockmentary, featuring “found footage” of a […]

  • Midweek Meme Mania: These are the Best Memes You’ve Ever Seen

    Daily Stormer - Sep 12th 2024 2:55am EDT

    A close friend of mine who I’d known since gradesschool once tried to tell me “Thursday is not midweek.” So you know what I did? I shot him right in his belly with my Glock 45. When he was bleeding out, I bent down and whispered in his ear: “It’s not the weekend. It’s the […]

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  • Ultimate Debate Showdown: As It Happened

    Daily Stormer - Sep 11th 2024 2:30am EDT

    FULL VIDEO (starts about 1:00:00): (I fell asleep and didn’t watch this live. I’m going to write about it now. This is a placeholder article. I’m watching it now and will add my commentary in a couple hours.)

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  • Memetic Monday: I Got You. You Know It.

    Daily Stormer - Sep 9th 2024 4:01am EDT

    I had some troubles. Fun troubles, but still. I’m working my way through the calls. I’m just about finished. If you didn’t get a message yet I can tell you: you will get one this week. Then I’m going to do another money drive. We need to keep on this. We need way more money, […]

  • Considering the Life to Come

    Daily Stormer - Sep 8th 2024 11:55am EDT

    Everything is a total disaster and everyone knows it. This whole thing – life, the universe, everything – is a complete mess. Modern reality is designed to suck the life out of you. This world eats souls. It chews the flesh of souls, leaving soul-bones. Everything is pressure, from all sides. However, what we must […]

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  • DoJ Claims YouTuber Lauren Chen is a Russian Spy

    Daily Stormer - Sep 7th 2024 1:34am EDT

    You probably remember Lauren Chen. She’s an attractive hapa from YouTube who made videos against feminism or whatever. I don’t watch videos made by women, but I was aware of her. She’s popular. She may be getting indicted by the Department of Justice for being a Russian spy. In an unsealed indictment the DoJ released […]

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  • Midweek Meme Mania: Just Be Happy, Friend. Everything is Going to be Fine

    Daily Stormer - Sep 4th 2024 8:08am EDT

    I’m doing the rest of the $500/hr phone calls. I’ve already begun today. If you’ve already paid or were trying to pay, I will get to you shortly. For everyone else: it’s going to be a lot more expensive next time, because this is way too many calls. I love you all and everyone has […]

  • Yes, Things Were Better When I was Younger

    Daily Stormer - Sep 3rd 2024 9:58am EDT

    Oh, when we were young. There is a narrative that goes: “things were not actually better when you were younger, it was just better because you were young.” This is a ridiculous narrative. Firstly, my life was not better when I was young. It’s much better now. So that does not work on me. “Things” […]

  • Memetic Monday: It’s All Good, Dear Friend

    Daily Stormer - Sep 2nd 2024 8:12am EDT

    Everything is great today. Thanks for asking. I hope everything is great for you as well, my dear friend. I’m going to finish the calls of anyone who wants to talk to me on the app starting Wednesday and then going through next week. Just text me on that app or if you already did […]

  • Memetic Monday: It’s All Good, Dear Friend

    Daily Stormer - Sep 2nd 2024 8:12am EDT

    Everything is great today. Thanks for asking. I hope everything is great for you as well, my dear friend. I’m going to finish the calls of anyone who wants to talk to me on the app starting Wednesday and then going through next week. Just text me on that app or if you already did […]

  • “Our Patience Has Its Limits” – China Tells the Philippines to Stop Attacking Ships, Tells US Terrorists Not to Try

    Daily Stormer - Aug 31st 2024 10:00am EDT

    First they told you we needed a war to protect the supremacy of the Aryan race in the Ukraine. Now they’re telling you it’s time to go to war to protect Filipino fishing rights. Meanwhile, our own cities are being rapidly conquered by violent barbarian hordes. The situation in the South China Sea is heating […]

  • Memetic Monday: I’m Trying to Make the Site Better, But It’s Difficult

    Daily Stormer - Aug 26th 2024 7:14am EDT

    On Sunday, I apologized for the site not being great lately. I understand the problems, and I’m glad to hear feedback. Basically, people want it to be funny and want long, interesting articles. It seems simple enough, as I have this ability. But it’s been really difficult lately to make the site as good as […]

  • No Important Article Today. Instead: Updates and Apologies!

    Daily Stormer - Aug 25th 2024 11:29am EDT

    I do not have an article of any importance this Sunday. This is in keeping with my overall poor performance this week, for which I apologize. For most news websites, the election season is peak season. Personally, I am very bored by it. Everything feels intensely gay and retarded. I am the only person saying […]

  • Meme Friday Spectacular: This is the Good Stuff

    Daily Stormer - Aug 23rd 2024 3:00am EDT

    I know I’ve been lax on memes lately. It’s because I didn’t feel like doing it. This week, I felt like doing it. Here we go. Get ready. We’re going.

  • Memetic Monday: I Identify as “Today is Monday”

    Daily Stormer - Aug 21st 2024 12:28am EDT

    Remember when boomers were making jokes about “I identify as” and then callous millennials started making jokes about their jokes, saying “‘I identify as an attack helicopter’? okay boomer, that sucks”? Then remember the millennials making fun of the original joke were actually more annoying, because they were smug faggots? Then remember when I made […]

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  • After Dan Bilzerian Blitzes the Gates, Kim Dotcom and Andrew Tate Name Jews as the Problem!

    Daily Stormer - Aug 20th 2024 9:52am EDT

    Poker player and ultimate pussy magnate Dan Bilzerian blitzed the gates on the Jewish problem, saying the whole thing during an interview with Patrick Bet-David last week. He has now blazed a path for other internet celebrities to say the same thing about the Jews, with both Kim Dotcom and Andrew Tate making statements against […]

  • Rob Schneider had Me Until: “I’m All for Immigration, It Just has to be Legal”

    Daily Stormer - Aug 19th 2024 12:00am EDT

    Classic 1990s SNL cast member and Duce Bigalow (Male Gigalo) Rob Schneider appeared on Tucker Carlson a couple days ago. I really liked the opening segment, where he was talking about his daughter attacking him, and he said he’s a recent convert to Catholicism, and he seems like a good person. Do you know that […]

  • Ask Anglin: “Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get a Wipe-Down From the Hot Nurse?”

    Daily Stormer - Aug 18th 2024 5:07am EDT

    A troubled young lad was at the hospital, and put an interesting question to me. I believe many of you probably don’t know the answer to this question, so I should explain. In the hospital and a pretty girl is finally here and she offered on her own to wipe me down and clean me […]

  • Seditious Traitor Trump Calls for Flooding America With Anyone Who is Not a Murderer

    Daily Stormer - Aug 17th 2024 1:04pm EDT

    Trump says legal immigration is needed to replace the native population: “We’re going to let a lot of people come in because we need more people, especially with AI coming…” Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/yq3fUGOgTu — AF Post (@AFpost) August 16, 2024 The day after vowing to devote his entire presidency to doing whatever Israel and Jews […]

  • Memetic Monday: Yes, It’s Tuesday, But This Collection is the Bomb Digity

    Daily Stormer - Aug 13th 2024 12:03am EDT

    You’re gonna get this one from me 3 times a year, regardless. Yes, I know these were late, my dearest friends. It hurts my heart to make friends wait for good things they love. But I am the meme master, and I deliver the good memes. I don’t deliver shit memes. Well, unless I’m rushed. […]

  • Taking the 2024 Election Seriously Makes You Look Stupid and Delusional

    Daily Stormer - Aug 11th 2024 6:01am EDT

    Regrettably, I have no spiritual enlightenment to share this Sunday. Perhaps, the message of “don’t vote, stop pretending this election is real” is a bit spiritually uplifting, as if you embrace the position that “voting is consent,” and then back that up with “it doesn’t matter anyway because it’s fake,” you will have a burden […]

  • Even the Taliban Didn’t “Solve” the Woman Problem. They Just Manage It Intelligently.

    Daily Stormer - Aug 4th 2024 5:26am EDT

    People look at women in Afghanistan and think “wow, the Taliban sure solved that problem.” This is true insofar as “they solved it as much as it is humanly possible to solve this problem.” But the reality is, if the Taliban had “solved” the woman problem, they would not need to keep them in bags. […]