• Black Justifiably Shoots Subway Employee to Death Because She Put Too Much Mayo on Sandwich

    Daily Stormer - Jun 29th 2022 5:36am EDT

    Normally, I think black crime is outrageous. But this time, I’ve got more than a little bit of sympathy. Soy-based mayo poison is disgusting in small amounts, but when they slop in on there – I’m not going to say I’ve never considered busting a few caps. Fox 5 Atlanta: An argument over mayonnaise at […]

  • Roasted Beans: 50 Migrants Die After Trailer Abandoned in Texas Heat

    Daily Stormer - Jun 29th 2022 1:00am EDT

    Why were they covered in spices? Is this some kind of cannibal ritual? Was the truck intended to be a pressure cooker? New York Post: Chilling new details emerged Tuesday in the Texas border horror that left at least 51 migrants dead — including how victims stuffed in the truck were allegedly sprinkled with steak seasoning to […]

  • Supreme Court Says Football Coach Can Pray on Field

    Daily Stormer - Jun 28th 2022 7:37am EDT

    We’re stopping abortion, we’re packing serious weapons, and we’re praying on fields. We’re taking America back from the Jews. It’s all happening – now! AP: The Supreme Court said Monday that a high school football coach who knelt and prayed on the field after games was protected by the Constitution, a decision that opponents said […]

  • Joe Biden Helped Hunter Pay $30,000 Bill for Over-Priced Hookers

    Daily Stormer - Jun 28th 2022 2:03am EDT

    What kind of a person pays for prostitutes with a debit card? Are you not afraid of being over-charged? Also – $30,000 worth of prostitutes is what? Outside of like, New York City, the most expensive prostitutes in the world are $300. The average price in Russia or the Ukraine is $50. Assuming he was […]

  • Jews Again Say Not Killing Babies is a Violation of Their Religion

    Daily Stormer - Jun 27th 2022 1:50pm EDT

    NEW – Some Jewish groups blast the end of Roe as a violation of their religious beliefs, claiming most sacred texts view a “fetus as a soul only once it’s born.”https://t.co/WVIDk4X3gS — Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) June 27, 2022 Jews are again claiming that not being allowed to kill babies is a violation of the Jewish religion. […]

  • US Sending Robot Dogs to the Ukraine

    Daily Stormer - Jun 27th 2022 11:52am EDT

    You know things are getting desperate when they’re sending in the robot dogs. RT: The US Army has reportedly agreed to provide a robotic dog to help a charity clean up the battlefields in areas around Kiev. HALO Trust, a US-based demining organization which has received multiple government contracts to work in Ukraine, will reportedly […]

  • 29-Year-Old Tranny Beats Teen Girls in Skateboarding Tournament

    Daily Stormer - Jun 27th 2022 5:32am EDT

    Thankfully, skateboarding is not joining the troubling trend of removing trannies from women’s sports. We need to lobby to have trannies returned to their rightful place as the leaders of all women’s sports, and we especially need an all-tranny soccer team to defeat CIS supremacist scum in women’s FIFA, which is a bastion of CIS […]

  • Hoes Mad in the Big Apple

    Daily Stormer - Jun 25th 2022 9:18am EDT

    What are these hoes so mad about? No one is going to ban child-killing in Jew York. This decision will not affect their lives. New York is completely run by baby-killing Jews. Do they think that the whole country is banning abortion? Or is this some kind of satanic thing, where they just want as […]

  • Cheat Sheet Explicitly Instructs Biden to Enter Room, Sit Down, Talk, Depart

    Daily Stormer - Jun 24th 2022 12:35pm EDT

    It’s hard to believe Joe Biden can even manage these cheat sheets, honestly. It almost seems like this would confuse him worse. He regularly says “they tell me I’m not supposed to talk about that…” or “they told me I’m supposed to go now…” or “they’re gonna be angry at me over this…” referencing his […]

  • Supreme Court Ends Roe v. Wade! Half the States to Ban Abortion!

    Daily Stormer - Jun 24th 2022 12:34pm EDT

    It is done. Hoes mad. The maddest ever. AP: The Supreme Court has ended constitutional protections for abortion that had been in place nearly 50 years in a decision by its conservative majority to overturn Roe v. Wade. Friday’s outcome is expected to lead to abortion bans in roughly half the states. The decision, unthinkable just a few […]

  • Tucker Interviews Google Employee Put on Leave for Leaking “Sentient AI” Chats

    Daily Stormer - Jun 23rd 2022 6:51pm EDT

    So, uhhh… Google engineer Blake Lemoine who believes an AI has become sentient joins Tucker Carlson: “At the end of the day, it’s just a different kind of person.” pic.twitter.com/z4GiRK8utM — The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) June 23, 2022 On Wednesday, Fox News host Tucker Carlson interviewed a silly fat guy from Google who was suspended […]

  • Texas Spending Billions on Border Security, Congressman Wants Federal Government to Pay

    Daily Stormer - Jun 23rd 2022 9:55am EDT

    Previously: Hundreds Rape US Border with Total Impunity The Biden Administration had to walk back completely open borders, because it became logistically impossible. Basically, they allowed the crippled moron Greg Abbott to score some points by doing a bit of security on the Texas border, so now you have a bottleneck in California that slows […]

  • Teacher Tells 11-Year-Olds to Study Gay Blow Job Instruction Manual

    Daily Stormer - Jun 23rd 2022 7:28am EDT

    A parent in @barrington220 revealed at a meeting this week that her child’s 6th grade teacher assigned the pornographic book “Gender Queer” as summer reading for 11-year-olds. pic.twitter.com/aKFVMPJkkn — Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 23, 2022 Here are some images from the book. pic.twitter.com/vxRu4O1dp8 — Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 23, 2022 The fact is, […]

  • Only 11% of Voters Blame Putin for Gas Prices

    Daily Stormer - Jun 22nd 2022 10:42am EDT

    Biden says #putinpricehike, but voters disagree. Who is to blame? All voters: Biden (52%)Republicans: Biden (80%)Democrats: Oil Companies (46%)Independents: Biden (54%)https://t.co/t7JUU9cwzc#Bidenflation #gowokegobroke #putinpricehike pic.twitter.com/fuuxRevF16 — Rasmussen Reports (@Rasmussen_Poll) June 21, 2022 It’s a good thing the Republicans are so pro-war. Otherwise the Democrats would have a serious problem pushing this endless thing. RT: Just 11% […]

  • Anti-Trumper Rams Car Into Shop Selling Trump Merchandise

    Daily Stormer - Jun 21st 2022 6:23am EDT

    Imagine being a 46-year-old man and having the emotional development of a 9-year-old girl. These are the people oppressing you: men with tits. Actually, men with tits are a pretty minor faction of the establishment class. Remember that nearly 80% of white males voted for Trump, and when you start dissecting that, removing homosexuals and […]

  • Another Lawsuit Claims That Google Infiltrated by Nepotistic New Age Apocalypse Cult

    Daily Stormer - Jun 21st 2022 5:27am EDT

      The Sun: Google has been accused of employing a large number of people belonging to an unusual religious group in California. The Fellowship of Friends is a group that believes most of us are living in a state of “waking sleep.” Robert Earl Burton, the group’s founder According to The New York Times, the […]

  • Psycho Women Start Vaxing Small Children, Almost All States Mandate It

    Daily Stormer - Jun 21st 2022 3:53am EDT

    The Daily Stormer isn’t a financial outlet, and we do not give out investment advice of any kind. That being said, you all should consider buying stock in a company that makes child-sized coffins in the very near future. AP: Little Fletcher Pack woke up Monday morning and asked: “Is today vaccine day?” For the […]

  • Jewish Vegan Food Company Causes Organ Damage with Deadly Snacks

    Daily Stormer - Jun 20th 2022 11:08am EDT

    Lentils are really dangerous. They have a poisonous protein on them that only becomes digestible when you cook them. You’re still eating the poison, but you’re able to process it. These vegan snacks were probably undercooked. Daily Mail: A vegan food delivery company that is backed by Serena Williams and Gwyneth Paltrow has recalled a new lentil product after it sickened […]

  • Enough is Enough: It’s Time to Ban Trees in America

    Daily Stormer - Jun 20th 2022 6:10am EDT

    If banning all trees in America would save even one life, it would be worth it. New York Post: A pickup truck passenger was killed Sunday when a tree fell on the vehicle on a parkway in New York’s northern suburbs, a report said. The freak accident occurred in the northbound lanes of the Palisades […]

  • Horse Ranch Apologizes for Not Letting Obese Woman Cripple Their Animals

    Daily Stormer - Jun 20th 2022 3:40am EDT

    Based as always “I’m so sorry, my sweet, lovely lassie. But the stallion… he just can’t take the weight.” Insider: A New York cattle ranch has apologized after one of its employees posted a TikTok video saying an influencer was not allowed to ride a horse at the ranch because she was “fat.” The ranch […]

  • What has Tucker Done with His Hair?

    Daily Stormer - Jun 19th 2022 10:10am EDT

    I didn’t watch Tucker Carlson on Friday, but I just saw this clip of him talking about Joe Biden’s daughter’s diary suggesting her father molested her in the shower. Tucker on new Biden allegations: “If that’s not child molestation, it is definitely close enough to justify a police visit.” pic.twitter.com/QLHTThvcho — Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) June […]

  • Elon Sued for Doge Coin Pyramid Scheme

    Daily Stormer - Jun 19th 2022 8:35am EDT

    “Pyramid scheme” doesn’t really seem to be the correct terminology here. Elon obviously pumped Dogecoin, but I think he was just trying to be funny. RT: Billionaire Tesla CEO and crypto enthusiast Elon Musk has pledged to keep supporting Dogecoin, in spite of a lawsuit that was filed against him earlier this week alleging that […]

  • Stephen Colbert Show Crew Storms Capitol, Gets Charged With “Unlawful Entry”

    Daily Stormer - Jun 19th 2022 3:24am EDT

    Stephen Colbert’s producers just committed insurrection at the U.S. Capitol. pic.twitter.com/8lHkIcCYld — Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) June 18, 2022 Left, right, it doesn’t matter – everyone wants to rape AOC. RT: US Capitol Police arrested seven members of the ‘Late Show With Stephen Colbert’ crew in a Congressional office building on Thursday and charged them with […]

  • Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS): Healthy 18-Year-Old Actor Dies for No Reason

    Daily Stormer - Jun 18th 2022 9:39am EDT

    Wow, what a weird thing, huh? New York Post: Tyler Sanders, a former child star who appeared on “9-1-1: Lone Star” and “The Rookie,” died Thursday at his home in Los Angeles. He was just 18. Reps for the young actor confirmed his passing on Friday. “The cause of death is unknown and currently being […]

  • Psychotic Flashing Hollywood Jew Gets Restraining Order from “Non-Binary” 12-Year-Old

    Daily Stormer - Jun 18th 2022 2:36am EDT

    Previously: Psychotic Hollywood Jew Accused of Brainwashing Obese Eco-Squaw with Firewater The New York Post keeps calling him “they,” because they’re so conservative they can’t even preserve basic common sense. New York Post: A Massachusetts judge granted a 12-year-old nonbinary child and their mother a temporary harassment prevention order against “The Flash” actor Ezra Miller — […]