Memetic Monday: Gas, Gas, Gas
Daily Stormer - Nov 18th 2024 10:00am EST Hey, it’s Monday. Wake up, friend. It’s Monday and Matt Gaetz is going to legalize rape of high school girls. You need to get in shape, because this rape is going to be YUGE. Are rape jokes still offensive? Because the way things are now, you can just walk into a bar and sit next […]
UK: Uruguayan Footballer Gets 7-Game Ban, Huge Fine for Minor Joke
Daily Stormer - Nov 18th 2024 9:58am ESTHey, buddy. No jokes allowed. You saw the sign. The sign said “no jokes allowed.” This is a democracy and a very serious country, we don’t just go around making jokes. Deutsche Welle: Tottenham Hotspur’s midfielder Rodrigo Bentancur has received a seven-match ban for a racist remark made about South Korean teammate Son Heung-min during […]
In America If You Call the Cops on a Home Invader, The Cops Will Come and Murder You
Daily Stormer - Nov 18th 2024 9:55am EST This is why they call them “badge niggers.” The cops are a gang and they can do anything they want to you. (I get that this guy was black and therefore a danger, but that’s beside the point.) KABC: Las Vegas police are investigating a shooting in which an officer killed a victim of a […]
The Jews are Finally Coming for Steam!
Daily Stormer - Nov 18th 2024 3:32am EST Jews whine endlessly about antisemitism, but they always come at you. Constantly, these Jews are coming at you with their endless demands. That’s all they ever do, and they do it in every single possible area. Jews demand: Endless wars for Israel Loyalty to Israel before America Various other wars all over the world Endless […]
My Apologies for the Website
Daily Stormer - Nov 17th 2024 11:59am EST
I know it was shitty last week. I was working on some other stuff. I don’t make money on this website and I’m middle-aged, so I sort of need to sort some things out. There’s no article today, obviously. My bad. I’ll try to do better this week.Trump Nominates Picks Annoying Fat B***h for Press Secretary
Daily Stormer - Nov 16th 2024 10:39am EST Karoline Leavitt responds on the Benny show to CNN just after their host cut her off mid-interview … “it is shocking that they not only cut off my microphone but then dumped me from the entire program … “ pic.twitter.com/xsNaBJL4t3 — Gary D (@KMGGaryde) June 24, 2024 This bitch is a lot more annoying than […]
Trump Picks Annoying Fat B***h for Press Secretary
Daily Stormer - Nov 16th 2024 10:39am EST Karoline Leavitt responds on the Benny show to CNN just after their host cut her off mid-interview … “it is shocking that they not only cut off my microphone but then dumped me from the entire program … “ pic.twitter.com/xsNaBJL4t3 — Gary D (@KMGGaryde) June 24, 2024 This bitch is a lot more annoying than […]
Colombia: After Many Years of Whining, Women Finally Get “Child Marriage” Banned
Daily Stormer - Nov 16th 2024 10:28am EST Women are just angry they didn’t get married at 14 to a man who would be a new father to them, take care of them, guide their lives. Women don’t really have rational thoughts, they simply interpret their emotions as valid reasoning, so you can’t actually say women are consciously angry at men for not […]
New Study Says Nearly 75% of Americans Now Obese or Overweight!
Daily Stormer - Nov 16th 2024 6:25am ESTRelated: RFK Named as Secretary of Health and Human Services! Yikes! Bobby Jr. has his work cut out for him! Xinhua: Nearly three quarters of U.S. adults are overweight or obese, according to a new study. The findings have wide-reaching implications for the nation’s health and medical costs as it faces a growing burden of […]
UK: Cops Investigated Thousands of Children for Literal Mean Words
Daily Stormer - Nov 15th 2024 8:00pm EST What these little brats don’t understand is that words hurt a lot more than bullets. At least if you’re a minority. Ask a minority: “would you rather be called a mean name on the internet or take a bullet to the gut?” 100% of minorities are going to take the bullet, because it’s so much […]
AOC Takes Pronouns Out of Twitter Bio as Democrats Blame Trannies for Trump
Daily Stormer - Nov 15th 2024 11:19am EST The Democrats and media are blaming trannies for their election loss. It’s a big deal. The media is constantly saying now that normal people were turned off by “the far left,” specifically trannies (and also BLM). AOC has made a bold statement against the tranny agenda by removing the pronouns from her Twitter bio. Before: […]
ADL Claims Hero Attorney General Matt Gaetz is an Antisemite! Falsely Claims AGAIN They Did Not Murder Our Jesus!
Daily Stormer - Nov 15th 2024 10:58am EST Previously: BREAKING: Matt Gaetz Rushed to the Hospital After “Drowning in Jewish Semen” Yo, I’m not big on Trump’s Jewish agenda, but I’m all in for GAETZ. He’s a real one who is actually ready to start gassing kikes like there’s no tomorrow. I expect his first act as AG to be rounding up the Jews […]
Germany: Police Raids Man’s Home for Retweeting Mean Meme About “Green” Politician
Daily Stormer - Nov 15th 2024 10:42am EST This is a democracy. You can’t just say mean things on the internet. That’s a total defilement of our values. Remix: After a 64-year-old pensioner retweeted a meme of Green Economy Minister Robert Habeck, in which Habeck was described as an “idiot,” Bavarian police raided the man’s house and arrested him. The crime has even […]
France: Prosecutor Demands Le Pen Gets Banned from Running for Office Before a Definitive Sentence
Daily Stormer - Nov 15th 2024 10:11am EST Le Pen isn’t likely to be shut down for the same reason Trump wasn’t shut down: she’s a Zionist who offers an escape valve to a system that has created too much steam. Still, this scandal is as stupid as anything Trump was charged with. It will presumably secure her a spot as president. BBC […]
France: Prosecutor Demands Le Pen Get Banned from Running for Office Before a Definitive Sentence
Daily Stormer - Nov 15th 2024 10:11am EST Le Pen isn’t likely to be shut down for the same reason Trump wasn’t shut down: she’s a Zionist who offers an escape valve to a system that has created too much steam. Still, this scandal is as stupid as anything Trump was charged with. It will presumably secure her a spot as president. BBC […]
Axios: Pentagon “Shocked” by Houthi Weapons and Capabilities
Daily Stormer - Nov 15th 2024 4:30am ESTPreviously: Shadow of Things to Come: Houthis Announce Successful Attack on US Aircraft Carrier I’ve been saying for a while that the US military establishment is not engaged with the issue of new technological developments, particularly involving cheap drones and missiles, and how these have changed the battlefield in the Middle East. I read through […]
1Hezbollah Attacks Israel’s Defense Ministry’s Headquarters With Suicide Drones!
Daily Stormer - Nov 15th 2024 4:13am ESTFor the first time, Lebanese Hezbollah launched a squadron of assault drones targeting Zionists’ “Kiryah” base in Tel Aviv. The facility serves as a critical military hub, housing the Ministry of War, General Staff, and Zionists’ war room. pic.twitter.com/qmwsMgo7FX — Iran Military (@IRIran_Military) November 13, 2024 BREAKING: Hezbollah targets the Israeli ministry of defense for […]
RFK Named as Secretary of Health and Human Services!
Daily Stormer - Nov 15th 2024 4:02am ESTI am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it… — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 14, 2024 Thank you […]
Wales: Study Orders Government to Make More Dog-Free Zones to Defeat Racism
Daily Stormer - Nov 14th 2024 8:00pm EST Finally, the Welsh are taking action against dog racism. Dogs hate niggers more than the KKK and the Nazis combined, times six million. Dogs have always been at the root of white supremacy, and it’s time to shut them down once and for all – for democracy! LBC: The Welsh government has been told to […]
UN Again Says Jews Committing Genocide in Gaza (But They Won’t Do Anything)
Daily Stormer - Nov 14th 2024 7:30pm ESTStarmer yesterday: “I’m well aware of the definition of genocide & that is why I’ve never described this… as genocide” Today: “A report from a UN special committee investigating Israeli practices says the war on Gaza is consistent with the characteristics of genocide” pic.twitter.com/E4tjDcjZCo — Saul Staniforth (@SaulStaniforth) November 14, 2024 Related: US Says Despite […]
UK: Women Being Forced Out of Breastfeeding Organization Over Tranny Policy
Daily Stormer - Nov 14th 2024 7:00pm EST I don’t really understand what organizations like this actually do. I mean, the woman just sticks her nipple in the baby’s mouth and says “suck it LOL,” and the baby just says “okay LMAO” and gets to it. What else is there? Breitbart: A trustee and public relations director of La Leche League GB (LLLGB) […]
Meme Thursday: Don’t Worry, It’s Fine
Daily Stormer - Nov 14th 2024 1:25pm EST Hey, sorry the site was late and shitty today. It happens. I do my best. Usually. I have some memes here though.
The Onion Buys Infowars From Evil Court With the Backing of Sandy Hoax “Families”
Daily Stormer - Nov 14th 2024 1:14pm ESTVia our parent company @GlobTetrahedron CEO @BryceTetraeder: https://t.co/c3yFESwUKU pic.twitter.com/LdTXKDNLnQ — The Onion (@TheOnion) November 14, 2024 Infowars is being shut down now! pic.twitter.com/nb4loGvL12 — Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) November 14, 2024 In a democracy, they will just take your belongings because they say you said something mean about someone. Trust me. There is no law. AP: […]
UK: Police Investigate Woman Journalist for Social Media Post
Daily Stormer - Nov 14th 2024 1:11pm EST Allison Pearson, giving an interview to Nigel Farage You can’t just post opinions the government doesn’t like. That will destroy democracy in darkness. Daily Mail: A journalist is facing a ‘Kafkaesque’ probe after she allegedly stirred up racial hatred in a post on social media in 2023. Allison Pearson, 64, claimed two police officers turned […]
95 Million Americans Could be Drinking Water Contaminated With Toxic Chemicals, Study Finds
Daily Stormer - Nov 13th 2024 11:12pm ESTThis doesn’t get reported in the US media. But the British will report it. The Guardian: PFAS may be contaminating drinking water for up to 70% of about 140 million people in the US who draw water from the nation’s aquifers via private or public wells, a new federal government study estimates. The findings show […]
