• $41 Billion Lululemon Is Holding Classes On “Resisting Capitalism” While Selling $128 Yoga Pants

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 2:52pm EDT

    $41 Billion Lululemon Is Holding Classes On “Resisting Capitalism” While Selling $128 Yoga Pants Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 14:52 There’s no better example of groupthink taking over people’s common sense than $41.7 billion clothing retailer Lululemon, who sells signature yoga pants for $128, holding a seminar on “resisting capitalism”. But, it’s 2020 and so, […]

  • Buchanan: A Focused Trump Can Still Pull It Out

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 2:35pm EDT

    Buchanan: A Focused Trump Can Still Pull It Out Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 14:35 Authored by Pat Buchanan via Buchanan.org, If Donald Trump loses the election, history will attribute his defeat to a pandemic that killed 200,000 Americans during his reelection campaign, and a historic depression deliberately induced to put the economy in a […]

  • Bahrain Follows UAE In Establishing Diplomatic Ties With Israel

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 2:19pm EDT

    Bahrain Follows UAE In Establishing Diplomatic Ties With Israel Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 14:19 Bahrain has followed the UAE in becoming the latest Arab nation to normalize ties with Israel as part of a larger diplomatic push by President Trump to strengthen ties between the Jewish state and other Middle Eastern nations, according to […]

  • Apple Slides After JPM Warns iPhone Sales Are “Moderating Substantially” Ahead Of 5G Launch

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 2:01pm EDT

    Apple Slides After JPM Warns iPhone Sales Are “Moderating Substantially” Ahead Of 5G Launch Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 14:01 Apple is sliding today, dropping as much as 3% after JPMorgan analyst Samik Chatterjee (who is overweight on AAPL with a $150 price target) published a note warning that based on recent surveys from Wave7 […]

  • NFL Ratings Sacked As Season Opener Fails To Draw Viewers

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 1:46pm EDT

    NFL Ratings Sacked As Season Opener Fails To Draw Viewers Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 13:46 Last weekend, we noted that primetime ratings for ‘woke’ Major League Baseball dropped over 30% – which joined the ‘woke’ NBA in a ratings disaster. Now, the NFL appears to be suffering as well – with this year’s socially […]

  • Beijing Says Would Rather See TikTok’s US Business Shuttered Than Sale “Forced” By Trump

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 1:39pm EDT

    Beijing Says Would Rather See TikTok’s US Business Shuttered Than Sale “Forced” By Trump Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 13:39 Beijing has just upped the ante in its latest game of tit-for-tat brinksmanship with Washington over the fate of TikTok’s US business. President Trump yesterday insisted that ByteDance must agree to sell TikTok’s US business […]

  • Harvard Prof Uses 9/11 To Blame Trump For COVID Deaths

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 1:28pm EDT

    Harvard Prof Uses 9/11 To Blame Trump For COVID Deaths Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 13:28 Authored by Ben Zeisloft via Campus Reform, Harvard Law professor emeritus Laurence Tribe used the 19th anniversary of the September 11 attacks to say that President Donald Trump is “directly responsible” for the coronavirus death toll, which stands at more than […]

  • SoftBank “Reconsidering” Infamous ‘Gamma Squeeze’ Option Strategy After Stock Losses

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 1:12pm EDT

    SoftBank “Reconsidering” Infamous ‘Gamma Squeeze’ Option Strategy After Stock Losses Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 13:12 Earlier this week, when citing a little noticed Aug 26 conference call held between Morgan Stanley and SoftBank, we reported that the Japanese financial conglomerate had already closed out most of its infamous public investments, which also included various […]

  • NYSE Signals Plan “To Move Trading Out Of New Jersey” After Governor’s HFT Tax Threat

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 12:55pm EDT

    NYSE Signals Plan “To Move Trading Out Of New Jersey” After Governor’s HFT Tax Threat Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 12:55 A week after New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy signaled his virtue to the ‘social justice’ agenda-watchers by proposing a tax on high frequency trading, no lesser establishment organization than The New York Stock Exchange has […]

  • A Tale Of Two Housing Markets: Mortgage Delinquencies Spike 450%, Yet Refis Boom With Low-Principal Loans

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 12:41pm EDT

    A Tale Of Two Housing Markets: Mortgage Delinquencies Spike 450%, Yet Refis Boom With Low-Principal Loans Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 12:41 As we noted last month, the US housing market is reflecting the extremes of the economy right now – between those who can’t make ends meet due to the pandemic, and those who […]

  • Israeli Warplanes Use American Tanf Base Area To Strike Aleppo

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 12:29pm EDT

    Israeli Warplanes Use American Tanf Base Area To Strike Aleppo Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 12:29 Via AlMasdarNews.com, The U.S. Al-Tanf Zone in southeastern Homs has once again been used by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) to bomb an area in Syria, a source in the Syrian Arab Army (SAA) in Damascus told Al-Masdar News. According […]

  • Just 10 Stocks Accounting For Half The August Gains Has Led To “Record Market Fragility”

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 12:10pm EDT

    Just 10 Stocks Accounting For Half The August Gains Has Led To “Record Market Fragility” Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 12:10 We have previously shown that the S&P500 is rapidly becoming the S&P5, with just the 5 FAAMG names now accounting for a record 23% of the S&P’s market cap, well above the concentration observed […]

  • Petition To Prosecute Pelosi Draws Thousands Of Signatures

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 11:55am EDT

    Petition To Prosecute Pelosi Draws Thousands Of Signatures Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 11:55 Authored by Steve Watson via Summit News, A petition to prosecute Nancy Pelosi for violating Covid-19 regulations by visiting a hair salon in San Fransisco has attracted thousands of signatures in just 24 hours. At time of writing, the petition hosted at media […]

  • Beirut Residents Warned Toxic Smoke Has Settled Over City Following New Port Fire

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 11:40am EDT

    Beirut Residents Warned Toxic Smoke Has Settled Over City Following New Port Fire Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 11:40 Coming a little over a month after the deadly Aug.4 ammonium nitrate blast which destroyed Beirut’s busy port and leveled entire neighborhoods in the surrounding downtown area, Thursday’s fire reportedly centered on an oil and tire […]

  • Quant Who Correctly Predicted Last Week’s Rout Says Selling Isn’t Over

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 11:20am EDT

    Quant Who Correctly Predicted Last Week’s Rout Says Selling Isn’t Over Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 11:20 Back on August 18, a little-followed quant at JPMorgan, Peng Cheng, came out with what may have been the most prophetic (and timely) market analysis in recent months, when he – unlike his “strategist” peers at major banks […]

  • How Long Will It Take For The Airline Industry To Recover?

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 11:05am EDT

    How Long Will It Take For The Airline Industry To Recover? Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 11:05 Authored by Mike Shedlock via MishTalk, Estimates vary widely from 4 to 9 years depending on the source. Why Airline Traffic Won’t Fully Recover Soon Leeham News discusses Why Airline Traffic Won’t Fully Recover Until the Mid-Late 2020’s. Many […]

  • UK Strikes Historic Free Trade Deal With Japan As Brussels Threatens To Abandon Talks

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 7:18am EDT

    UK Strikes Historic Free Trade Deal With Japan As Brussels Threatens To Abandon Talks Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 07:18 After a solid nine-month stretch that was blissfully devoid of major Brexit-related news as the global COVID-19 pandemic raged on, we declared last night that Brexit talks “suddenly matter again” as the drop in the […]

  • Watch: NFL Opener ‘Racial Unity’ Moment Sees Stadium Erupt In Boos

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 6:58am EDT

    Watch: NFL Opener ‘Racial Unity’ Moment Sees Stadium Erupt In Boos Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 06:58 Who would have thought that sports fans just want to watch… sports? Thursday night’s return of the NFL which saw the Kansas City Chiefs host the Houston Texans began with an “End Racism” message of unity (words which were also […]

  • Corona “Marshals” Patrol UK Cities To Enforce Social-Distancing

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 5:00am EDT

    Corona “Marshals” Patrol UK Cities To Enforce Social-Distancing Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 05:00 Authored by Paul Joseph Watson via Summit News, A new enforcement team of ‘Coronavirus Marshals’ will be employed by the government to patrol cities in order to police social distancing, the UK government has announced. Last night Downing Street unveiled new […]

  • America’s Post 9/11 Wars Have Forced 37 Million People From Their Homes: New Study

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 4:15am EDT

    America’s Post 9/11 Wars Have Forced 37 Million People From Their Homes: New Study Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 04:15 Just ahead of the 19th anniversary commemorating the tragic events of September 11, 2001 when America came under attack, the anti-interventionist thinktank The Quincy Institute for Responsible Statecraft has featured a study detailing the millions of people […]

  • Unprecedented Stimulus Is Fueling An Explosion Of Fraud, Governments Begin To Admit

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 3:30am EDT

    Unprecedented Stimulus Is Fueling An Explosion Of Fraud, Governments Begin To Admit Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 03:30 Authored by Nick Corbishley via WolfStreet.com, “If you discover at a later stage that there was Mafia involvement, how do you undo what you’ve already done?” The British government acknowledged on Tuesday that it may end up […]

  • China & Russia To Kick Off Joint Military Exercises In Caucuses As Ties Deepen

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 2:45am EDT

    China & Russia To Kick Off Joint Military Exercises In Caucuses As Ties Deepen Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 02:45 It’s been no secret that over the past two years the tumultuous and historically antagonistic relationship between Russian and China has warmed, with Presidents Putin and Xi enjoying a rapid thawing of tensions amid mutual visits […]

  • The Global Police State Is Swiftly Rising

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 2:00am EDT

    The Global Police State Is Swiftly Rising Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 02:00 Authored by Brandon Smith via Alt-Market.com, There is always an excuse for the enforcement of totalitarian restrictions on the public. There is always a reason.  And, often these reasons are engineered to sound logical and practical at the time. In Germany after […]

  • How To Steal An Election

    ZeroHedge - Sep 11th 2020 12:00am EDT

    How To Steal An Election Tyler Durden Fri, 09/11/2020 – 00:00 Authored by Chris Farrell via The Gatestone Institute, How does one ensure their political allies are ideologically synchronized, and know exactly how to disrupt a presidential election? What about the “journalists” in the news media and the babblers on social media — how does […]

  • Chinese Fighter Jets Buzz Taiwan Airspace For Second Day As Pacific Tensions Soar

    ZeroHedge - Sep 10th 2020 11:40pm EDT

    Chinese Fighter Jets Buzz Taiwan Airspace For Second Day As Pacific Tensions Soar Tyler Durden Thu, 09/10/2020 – 23:40 For the second day in a row, on Thursday, Chinese military aircraft entered Taiwan’s air defense identification zone (ADIZ), according to an Al Jazeera report.  Taiwan was forced to scramble fighter jets as Chinese warplanes breached the air […]