Cuomo Approves ‘Splitting’ Of Ventilators As Some COVID-19 Patients Stay Intubated For Up To 30 Days
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 5:15pm EDT Cuomo Approves ‘Splitting’ Of Ventilators As Some COVID-19 Patients Stay Intubated For Up To 30 Days Andrew Cuomo and the federal government are battling it out over 20,000 ventilators believed to be idling in a federal stockpile, ventilators that the governor – who is enjoying a moment of celebrity thanks to his swift and reassuring […]
Corporate Socialism: The Government Is Bailing Out Investors & Managers, Not You
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 4:54pm EDT Corporate Socialism: The Government Is Bailing Out Investors & Managers, Not You Authored by Nassim Nicholas Taleb and Mark Spitznagel via Medium.com, The U.S. government is enacting measures to save the airlines, Boeing, and similarly affected corporations. While we clearly insist that these companies must be saved, there may be ethical, economic, and structural problems […]
Fitch Warns “Risk Of Near-Term Negative Rating Action” On USA Has Risen
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 4:41pm EDT Fitch Warns “Risk Of Near-Term Negative Rating Action” On USA Has Risen In what some may call the ‘worst’ affirmation of a ‘AAA’ rating, Fitch has published a somewhat damning set of reasons why that AAA-rating may not last due to soaring debt, shrinking GDP, and the “helicopter-money” anti-virus actions. Notably, the sovereign credit risk […]
Tudor Jones: Market To Retest Lows Before Summer Rebound After COVID-19 “Throws Its Best Punch”
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 4:25pm EDTTudor Jones: Market To Retest Lows Before Summer Rebound After COVID-19 “Throws Its Best Punch” After years of subpar returns and wrong-way bets, hedge fund manager Paul Tudor Jones, a trader known for his slam-dunk trades during the 1987 crisis, and again during the financial crisis, is once again having a moment. After telling CNBC […]
S&P Futures Explode 40 Points Higher In One Tick On $7 Billion Market On Close Imbalance
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 4:01pm EDT S&P Futures Explode 40 Points Higher In One Tick On $7 Billion Market On Close Imbalance How do you make sure that an extremely illiquid market trades like a penny stock? By accumulating enough shares to build up a market on close imbalance of over $7 billion, and wait for the exchange to disclose what […]
Kathy Griffin Hospitalized With “Unbearably Painful” Symptoms, Blames Trump
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 3:45pm EDT Kathy Griffin Hospitalized With “Unbearably Painful” Symptoms, Blames Trump It has been almost three years since CNN fired Kathy Griffin for posing in a photo holding President Trump’s bloody severed head. Now Griffin is in the hospital, bashing Trump on his coronavirus response, while she gets tested. …Karma is a b*tch. Griffin tweeted on Wednesday […]
Tax-Dodging Cruise Industry Begs For Taxpayer Bailout Amid Collapse In Revenue
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 3:40pm EDT Tax-Dodging Cruise Industry Begs For Taxpayer Bailout Amid Collapse In Revenue The cruise industry, which has dodged US taxes and regulations for years by registering their vessels overseas, is in dire need of cash in order to remain afloat – and aren’t confident that they can borrow from any of the existing taxpayer-funded loan programs […]
“I’ve Never, Ever, Ever Seen Anything Like This Before”
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 3:30pm EDT “I’ve Never, Ever, Ever Seen Anything Like This Before” With the Fed buying $622 billion in Treasury and MBS, a staggering 2.9% of US GDP, in just the past five days… … any debate what to call the current phase of the Fed’s asset monetization – “NOT NOT-QE”, QE4, QE5, or just QEternity – can […]
To Boost Morale, Citi And Morgan Stanley Halt Layoffs With Banker Bonuses Set To Tumble
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 2:40pm EDT To Boost Morale, Citi And Morgan Stanley Halt Layoffs With Banker Bonuses Set To Tumble Here’s a post everyone can timestamp and revisit in a few months time, and certainly around year end. In an effort to boost flagging employee morale amid the sheer market chaos, not to mention countless traders working from home unsure […]
Fast-Charging Stations Damage Tesla Car Batteries After Just 25 Cycles, New Study Shows
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 2:40pm EDT Fast-Charging Stations Damage Tesla Car Batteries After Just 25 Cycles, New Study Shows A new whitepaper shows that the “fast charging” feature of many Tesla charging stations along the nation’s highways may actually be doing more harm than good. These stations can subject batteries to high temperatures and high resistance that can then lead them […]
Bezos And Other Corporate Execs Sold Billions In Stock Before COVID-19 Rocked Market
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 2:25pm EDT Bezos And Other Corporate Execs Sold Billions In Stock Before COVID-19 Rocked Market Jeff Bezos and other corporate executives across the country sold approximately $9.2 billion in shares of their own companies between early February and the end of last week, salvaging potential losses of up to $1.9 billion, according to an analysis of more […]
US Vehicle Sales Volumes Are Down 50%-75% In March
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 2:10pm EDT US Vehicle Sales Volumes Are Down 50%-75% In March If any company is bracing for the shock of falling U.S. auto sales, it’s got to be to be Group 1 Automotive. The company owns and operates 186 auto dealerships along with 242 franchises and 49 collision centers, mostly in the U.S. and U.K. And on Wednesday, […]
“It Is Likely Too Soon To Declare A Lasting Bottom”
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 1:55pm EDT “It Is Likely Too Soon To Declare A Lasting Bottom” Authored by Laura Cooper, macro commentator at Bloomberg Extraordinary central bank measures alongside fiscal efforts have injected periods of calm into ailing equity markets. Yet with so much uncertainty still in the air, it is likely too soon to declare a lasting bottom. With more […]
Oil Plunges After IEA Hints Russia, Saudis Would Need To Completely Halt Production To Balance The Market
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 1:52pm EDT Oil Plunges After IEA Hints Russia, Saudis Would Need To Completely Halt Production To Balance The Market With stocks soaring and even the VIX sliding today, there is one asset class that refuses to confirm the 3rd consecutive day of investor euphoria: no, not bonds which are being bought aggressively again (today’s 7Y auction was […]
Bizarre Rise In Libor Prompts Questions About One Or More Banks In Trouble
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 1:40pm EDT Bizarre Rise In Libor Prompts Questions About One Or More Banks In Trouble Something odd happened late last week: with the Fed unleashing an unprecedented bazooka of liquidity in the market, cutting rates to zero, and backstopping virtually every security, one of the most closely watched credit market indicators did the opposite of what it […]
Morgan Stanley: “We Are Underwhelmed By This Low Participation Rally”
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 1:29pm EDT Morgan Stanley: “We Are Underwhelmed By This Low Participation Rally” One of the recurring laments about the longest-ever bull market which ended with a thud earlier this month, was that upside levitation was traditionally driven by low-volume moves, while selloffs were “fast and furious”, and typically involved indiscriminate liquidations. As such, the rally of the […]
Is The Fed Trying To Inflate A 4th Bubble To Fix The Third?
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 1:25pm EDT Is The Fed Trying To Inflate A 4th Bubble To Fix The Third? Authored by Lance Roberts via RealInvestmentAdvice.com, Over the last couple of years, we have often discussed the impact of the Federal Reserve’s ongoing liquidity injections, which was causing distortions in financial markets, mal-investment, and the expansion of the “wealth gap.” Our concerns were […]
7 Year Auction Prices At Lowest Yield Ever Amid Blockbuster Demand
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 1:16pm EDT 7 Year Auction Prices At Lowest Yield Ever Amid Blockbuster Demand While this week’s 2Y and 5Y auctions were solid with impressive stats and indicative of solid demand for US paper, today’s 7Y auction was nothing short of stellar. Printing at a yield of 0.68%, this was not just 57bps below February’s 1.247%, but more […]
Traders Betting That “$850BN Buyer” Is In The Market
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 1:10pm EDT Traders Betting That “$850BN Buyer” Is In The Market On Tuesday, just as stocks posted what was the biggest dead-cat bounce (and short squeeze) since 1933, we cautioned bears that another “$850 Billion In Stock Buying Is About To Be Unleashed” when brought attention to the month- and quarter-end rebalancing, when some $850 billion in […]
El-Erian: The Race Between Economics & COVID-19
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 12:55pm EDT El-Erian: The Race Between Economics & COVID-19 Authored by Mohamed El-Erian via Project Syndicate, With the coronavirus devastating one economy after another, the economics profession – and thus the analytical underpinnings for sound policymaking and crisis management – is having to play catch-up. Of particular concern now are the economics of viral contagion, of fear, […]
72% Of Americans Now Avoiding All Public Places: Gallup Poll
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 12:40pm EDT 72% Of Americans Now Avoiding All Public Places: Gallup Poll A new Gallup poll released Tuesday found that 72% of American adults are now practicing social distancing, including avoiding going into public places like stores and restaruants. Just last week even after Trump’s March 13 national ‘state of emergency’ declaration, it was 54% that said at the […]
The Great Dollar Shortage
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 12:25pm EDT The Great Dollar Shortage Authored by James Rickards via The Daily Reckoning, The coronavirus pandemic is a human tragedy. It’s also an economic tragedy, as the global economy is collapsing around us. Second-quarter U.S. GDP may drop as much as 30%, which is a staggering figure. Many economists predict a third-quarter recovery, but there are […]
Joe Biden Says “We’ve Had Enough Debates” As The Atlantic Urges Him Simply To ‘Stay Alive’
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 12:10pm EDTJoe Biden Says “We’ve Had Enough Debates” As The Atlantic Urges Him Simply To ‘Stay Alive’ The Libertarian Institute’s Scott Horton hilariously observes “Old Man Biden just ain’t up to talking for an hour without a teleprompter. Could the Democrats have run out of cocaine?” Biden said this week, “I think we’ve had enough debates” suggesting an unwillingness to spar […]
“This Is It!”
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 11:55am EDT “This Is It!” Authored by Kevin Smith and Tavi Costa via Crescat Capital, This is it! It’s the market and economic downturn we have been preparing for since late 2017. That’s when we first showed that the US stock market was in historic bubble territory across a composite of valuation and leverage measures. We believe […]
In Stunning Show Of Hypocrisy, China Shuts All Borders To Foreigners Over Virus Fears
ZeroHedge - Mar 26th 2020 11:40am EDT In Stunning Show Of Hypocrisy, China Shuts All Borders To Foreigners Over Virus Fears Two months ago, as deaths from China’s virus were rapidly escalating and spreading across the nation, Beijing expressed outrage at the measures enacted by the global community to limit the spread of the deadly virus, saying they went way beyond standards […]

