Serious Internet Person™ (Including May-May Posting)
Daily Stormer - Nov 27th 2025 6:51am EST Just let it happen. Don’t fear. Here’s the deal, my folksy folks: meme articles are the most popular articles. So now I’m slipping stuff I think is important into meme articles. Of course, you can click “page down” a few times if you don’t care about these materials. But I advise at least trying this […]
Memetic Monday: Delivered on Time, As Always
Daily Stormer - Nov 13th 2025 10:50pm EST (NOTE: This was literally ready on Monday. I swear I posted it. It was somehow unposted…! I have another article ready to post now and am just noticing this was not posted. Obviously, the main site here is on the backburner of my brain presently. But I am trying to fit it on one of […]
PLACEHOLER: MEMES COMING SOON
Daily Stormer - Nov 4th 2025 8:35am EST PLACEHOLDER ANNOUNCEMENT (posted before there were any memes): Well, it turns out it’s Tuesday. As usual, no one bothered to tell me. I had to check the thing. Anyway, I’ve got all the things happening, but I am doing the thing with the things. The memes I mean. I’m doing the thing with the memes. […]
PLACEHOLDER: MEMES COMING SOON
Daily Stormer - Nov 4th 2025 8:35am EST PLACEHOLDER ANNOUNCEMENT (posted before there were any memes): Well, it turns out it’s Tuesday. As usual, no one bothered to tell me. I had to check the thing. Anyway, I’ve got all the things happening, but I am doing the thing with the things. The memes I mean. I’m doing the thing with the memes. […]
Memetic Monday: Tuesday Night Special Irredeemably Tainted Edition (Formerly: PLACEHOLDER: MEMES COMING SOON)
Daily Stormer - Nov 4th 2025 8:35am EST SERIOUS WARNING: THIS HAS NOW BEEN UPDATED WITH REAL MEMES. MY ADVICE IS TO SCROLL THROUGH ALL OF THE TEXT. IT’S TOTAL GARBAGE. ONLY READ IT IF YOU ARE REALLY REALLY INTO MY WRITING PROBLEMS. EVEN THEN I DON’T ACTUALLY RECOMMEND IT. I HAVEN’T READ THIS AND WOULDN’T READ IT MYSELF, BUT HAVING WRITTEN IT, […]
Memetic Monday: How About I Cream Your Crops, Homo?
Daily Stormer - Oct 27th 2025 4:10pm EDT These memes today might not be the cream of the crops. But I have never thought crops should really be very creamy anyway. Whenever I heard that phrase, I imagined like, a Dairy Queen Blizzard flavored by wheat. Does that sound delicious to you, my dearest parasocial friend? The point here is: I have a […]
Announcing the Dawn of a New Age of Ultimate Content (I Finally Figured Out Where We’re Going Here)
Daily Stormer - Oct 7th 2025 10:21pm EDT At this point, you probably think “oh jeez it’s been a long time since Anglin published something, why isn’t he doing the thing about the Charlie Kirk neck thing proving the whole thing was fake? He must be going through it to miss out on gloating about that, oh jeez.” I assure you, my dearest […]
This is Only Beginning to Begin
Daily Stormer - Sep 20th 2025 4:57pm EDT Yesterday’s piece was primarily about the “far right” pushing all of these mainstream narratives, but I am going to, probably on Monday, go through and show that it is the entire right doing all of these things they complained for like, a decade about the left doing. All of the “canceling.” Only with the right, […]
The Assassination of Charlie Kirk: A Gay and Retarded Post-Modern Tragedy
Daily Stormer - Sep 16th 2025 6:13pm EDT Everyone is trying to play the victim after Charlie Kirk’s assassination. But if you really think about it, I’m the biggest victim of this sitaution. I’m expected to write something meaningful about a completely meaningless tragedy and it’s basically impossible. People have complained about my commentary. It’s come across as too crass or whatever. I […]
Tucker Carlson Releasing Documentary About Mysterious November 9th Attacks
Daily Stormer - Sep 10th 2025 7:54am EDT
This September 11th, Tucker Carlson will be releasing a documentary series about the mysterious attacks of November 9, 2001, commonly known as “nine eleven.” These attacks, you might recall, happened 24 years ago, and involved Jews blowing up buildings in New York City, which is one of the top cities. The Jews flew planes into […]I Support India Now. I’m All-In. I’ve Started Shitting in the Street to Show Solidarity.
Daily Stormer - Sep 3rd 2025 6:59pm EDT On time in Thailand, however many years ago, I was listening to a young lady complain about Chinese people. I had some sympathy to her complaints, as Chinese tourists can be overbearing. On the whole, they spend so much money, it is hardly fair to complain. And the thing about this is: China developed so […]
“Know Thyself” – Stupid Hype of Self-Destructive Insanity?
Daily Stormer - Aug 10th 2025 1:35am EDT “Know thyself” is the most famous maxim of all philosophy. Having accomplished this goal, I have found it to be a very bad idea. Allow me to explain my knowledge of myself: I am a machine with a first layer of programming that goes “seek warmth, seek food, seek sex” and a secondary layer of […]
Tucker’s Epstein Statements Prove He is Currently the De Facto Successor to Donald Trump’s Movement
Daily Stormer - Aug 6th 2025 1:24pm EDT Author’s Note: I wrote this on July 21 and didn’t publish it because I meant to finish it. I never did finish it. It is being published unfinished so as not to waste it. I am aware of the recent big drama around Tucker, which I might write about. Or not, frankly. But however important […]
Superman is Fine (Though Not What I Requested)
Daily Stormer - Jul 16th 2025 11:08am EDTI wrote a post a few months back saying that a really positive and pro-America Superman film could be a good thing for American culture. I said it could happen as a part of the “Trump Effect.” A lot of people were saying that no, I was stupid, it was going to be woke as […]
“Political Loyalty” is a Nonsensical Concept
Daily Stormer - Jul 9th 2025 7:43am EDT Since the beginning of Donald Trump’s political career in 2015, “Make America Great Again” (MAGA) has been more than a slogan, and instead a concept that embodies a series of simple and easily understood principles about the problems facing America and the solutions to these problems. MAGA was never a specific series of policy proposals, […]
Memetic Monday: The Real Deal
Daily Stormer - Jul 8th 2025 1:22am EDT I wrote something on Sunday about the fact we are now combining renditions and black sites with an AI police state digital control grid in the name of fighting illegal immigration and somehow no one really seems to be getting deported. I might go more into this, as it’s a pretty important issue that not […]
Memetic Monday Placeholder
Daily Stormer - Jul 7th 2025 6:22pm EDTThis is just to remind everyone that yes, I will be doing memes again, and yes, it will be late again.
Are We Sure We Want Black Sites in America? Alongside the Palantir AI Police State Control Grid?
Daily Stormer - Jul 6th 2025 5:48am EDT The topic of the day is the fact that Donald Trump and his people have built a half billion dollar detention facility in a nature preserve in Florida. They are calling it “Alligator Alcatraz,” because I guess there are alligators in the swamp and you know, alliteration (the kids love it). It’s funny to put […]
Memetic Monday: You Can Thank the Man Who Invented Memes for This
Daily Stormer - Jun 30th 2025 11:51pm EDT NOTE: DO NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT ME WRITING A SEMI-COHERENT RAMBLING ESSAY BEFORE THE MEMES. IF YOU DON’T WANT TO READ THE ESSAY, NIGGA, SCROLL DOWN. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO READ THIS SHIT. I’M JUST PUTTING IT HERE IN CASE YOU WANT TO READ IT. THE MEMES ARE DOWN THERE AND IT WILL TAKE YOU […]
How Can You Believe the “Nazi Holocaust” After Having Seen the Jewish Lies About October 7th?
Daily Stormer - Jun 29th 2025 8:37am EDT If you can’t trust his honest face, trust him because Hitler put his shoes in a big pile. And also, he’s god’s chosen, so why would he lie? Massive lies were told about the events of October 7, 2023, and what Hamas allegedly did to the Jews, and this has led me to wonder how […]
New Culture War Front Erupts Over Handjobs
Daily Stormer - Jun 26th 2025 2:20pm EDT Earlier this month, a new major study on sexual dynamics in committed long-term relationships released conducted by the Pew Research Institute has shone light on just how little interest heterosexual American men in long-term relationships have in receiving a manual sex, commonly known as a “handjob,” from their significant other, opening up an aggressive new […]
Frankly, I’d be Fine If ICE Deported Me to Ireland
Daily Stormer - Jun 22nd 2025 5:16am EDT The pipes are calling I was watching Theo Von interview with “Indian-American” Ro Khanna. He said some silly leftist nonsense, like that he’s going to teach blacks in the south to program AI. He promoted the “Chinese social credit score” hoax, which is exhaustingly stupid (and when it comes from an Indian, it seems racially […]
Guys, I Wouldn’t Troll You Into Thinking I’d Killed Myself
Daily Stormer - Jun 11th 2025 10:35am EDTFirstly, if I was going to kill myself, I would do it in some epic style that no one would ever forget. Probably, I would use a gun in a famous place. If I didn’t have a gun, I’d do like, a quadruple backflip from the 99th floor cocktail bar. Something along those lines. Nextly, […]
1Cowardly Drug Addict and Gamer Fraud Musk Deletes “Trump Epstein Files” Tweet
Daily Stormer - Jun 7th 2025 5:49pm EDT Saying Trump was in the Epstein files was an obvious lie. We all know what kind of women Trump is into. His taste is… not similar to Epstein’s. Trump has an entire list of sex scandals, and none of them were with women under 25, I don’t even know if any of them were under […]
Trump is Very Emotional About the Ukraine
Daily Stormer - May 28th 2025 5:05pm EDT I am primarily concerned about domestic social issues. That is what I prefer to write about. Primarily, I hate women and like to share that message of hate with the world. However, for many years now I have been compelled to write about geopolitics because there is so much gibberish flooding the public space regarding […]
