Category: US

Megyno Monday: Babylon Bee K**e Threatens to Assassinate America’s Top Hoe

Editor’s Note: Due to a steep decline in the popularity of memes, and the consistently rising popularity of Megyn [sic] Kelly, this publication is being forced to change “Memetic Monday” to “Megyno Monday.” This is a sad day for the Stormer, but we simply cannot continue to fight the future, as memes just are not […]

Fifty Year Mortgage? Is This a Joke?

Introduction (Unrelated to Main Article Content) The development of my TV show is at a bit of a standstill as I await my dear partner to acquire better internet access. We will begin doing a fake podcast soon, as I practice my ability to speak without constantly saying “um.” It’s a complex developmental journey for […]

Jeez, You’d Have Thought They Assassinated Bob Hope

Look, guys. I’m not going to recant anything about saying Charlie Kirk is a shitbag and I don’t really care he’s dead. I never said he deserved it, or that killing people is good, or whatever. But I just really don’t understand what the difference is between him dying and Ben Shapiro dying, and the […]

Burning Gay Flags is Not Illegal, These People are Just Lying

Personally, I’m on team “Burn them all.” I mentioned it yesterday, but I didn’t realize the extent to which conservative are claiming that it is illegal to burn the gay flag. It is definitely not illegal to burn a gay flag. All these cases they are linking of people being charged for defacing a gay […]

It’s Just a Fact That Tucker is the Next Leader of MAGA (That is Descriptive Not Prescriptive)

I published a late article about Tucker Carlson being the de facto leader of MAGA after Tucker Carlson got a bunch of backlash. The article was two weeks old, and wasn’t finished. I just published it in the middle of a drama mostly to upset people. But I don’t really think most people really read […]

Okay, I Understand the MAGA Normie Obsession with Epstein Now

Donald Trump, pictured with the normal number of fingers showing a new type of gun to his supporters who won’t shut up about Epstein I wrote a way too long thing about the Trump-Epstein drama yesterday. People said it was too long, I thought it was too long. Previously, I would have written that as […]

President Celebrates Daily Storrmer 12 Year Anniversary by Dropping Antisemitic Slur

The Big Man Donald might be going to fuck us worse than anyone has ever been fucked. It’s not totally clear yet. I don’t really see a way it won’t happen. I mean he’s got us on third base on the Iran war. The Big Bad Best Country on Earth is about to pull that […]

President Celebrates Daily Stormer 12-Year Anniversary by Dropping Antisemitic Slur

The Big Man Donald might be going to fuck us worse than anyone has ever been fucked. It’s not totally clear yet. I don’t really see a way it won’t happen. I mean he’s got us on third base on the Iran war. The Big Bad Best Country on Earth is about to pull that […]

Anyone Who Doesn’t Celebrate July 4 Because the US is Gay and Jewish is a Fag

I’ve been seeing some chitter-chatter about how “maybe we shouldn’t celebrate Independence Day anymore because the US is a gay country run by Jews.” I am totally opposed to this thinking, and think anyone following through on this kind of threat is a complete fag. Firstly, you’re celebrating the nation as it was, not as […]

New Yorkers Don’t Want More Black Crime and Immigrants or Communist Grocery Stores – Zohran is a Referendum on Zionism

Once again, I am here for a 3,500 word satire about handjobs that would make Jonathan Swift do the Wayne’s World “we are not worthy” bit for me. No, no. I won’t do that again today. Though that piece will be included in Lit 101 readers long after I’m dead. And that is just a […]

Stew Peters’ Beef with Lukas Gage Escalates as Peters Drops Dis Track

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Daily Stormer Editorial Staff does not endorse the contents of this song or this article about it, we are simply posting it to push back against the censorship on Twitter and to start a conversation about whether the woke right would be better off if people in arguments wrote songs against each […]

Stew Peters’ Beef with Lucas Gage Escalates as Peters Drops Diss Track

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Daily Stormer Editorial Staff does not endorse the contents of this song or this article about it, we are simply posting it to push back against the censorship on Twitter and to start a conversation about whether the woke right would be better off if people in arguments wrote songs against each […]

I’m on Team Trump and Team Elon

AI art just keeps getting better I hope Elon Musk dumps videos of Donald Trump having sex with 12 year old girls and the Trump claims they are AI deepfakes and then nationalizes Tesla, Twitter, SpaceX, etc. and deports Elon to Africa. Then I hope not enough people believe Trump’s Epstein tapes are AI so […]

Trump Should Have Just Done Whatever Elon Wanted

Elon controls Twitter. Trump can either have him killed, or… I don’t really know what other options he has. Trump cannot really function if Twitter is weaponized against him, and Elon absolutely will do that. I think “Trump was doing Epstein island” is probably bullshit (maybe it isn’t, I don’t know), but it doesn’t matter […]

Pew Survey on America’s Top Concerns

Team Anglin Statement on Dave Portnoy

TEAM ANGLIN For Immediate Release: This past weekend on his Twitter account, Jewish gambling magnate Dave Portnoy posted a video announcing a campaign to destroy the lives of several people who he accused of making a joke that hurt his feelings. The video, posted by Dave Portnoy, gained traction across social media and various news […]

Tucker Carlson Clickbaited Me Into Thinking Matt Walsh was Going to Address the Israel Issue

I have been clickbaited by Tucker Carlson into believing Matt Walsh was going to address the Israel-Palestine conflict. This was the title of the video: There was two hours of inane talk about “woke” bullshit that I do not care about at all. To Matt’s credit, in this two hours he said some stuff that […]

Alex Jones Accidentally Added to Group Chat of Sandy Hook “Dead Kids”

NEWTOWN, CT—In a plot twist even QAnon couldn’t predict, conspiracy king Alex Jones was accidentally added to a private group chat of the supposed “Sandy Hook victims”—who, it turns out, are not only alive, but thriving, gossiping about HBO’s The White Lotus, and documenting their scandalous sex lives in shocking detail. HOW IT HAPPENED: A typo in a Signal invite led Jones straight into the “Newtown 26 – Still Here, […]

Timothée Chalamet Accidentally Added to Chicago Gang’s Group Chat

CHICAGO, IL—Hollywood’s favorite sensitive artiste Timothée Chalamet found himself in deep, deep trouble this week after being mistakenly added to the “Rollin’ 60s Crips” group chat—and emerging with the explosive hot take that “Black people in Chicago hate gays.” • Chicago activists FURIOUS, pointing out South Side LGBTQ+ organizers who’ve been shot at for their […]

NASA Astronaut Vandalized for Driving Tesla to Earth

NASA astronaut Suni Williams was vandalized by left-wing protesters after flying a Tesla to earth. A swastika was spray-painted on her face, representing that Elon Musk is a Nazi and Tesla is a terrorist company destroying USAID and trans kids. Some do not think that personal drivers should be held responsible for driving Teslas, particularly […]

Trump’s Intrepid Plan to Completely Abolish Freedom of Speech in America

I’ve made a commitment to be honest about the good and bad that the Trump administration is engaging in. The conundrum I’m facing is that there really isn’t much good to point to. This whole thing is in a death spiral. Trump is calling for Thomas Massie, the man I have pointed out as the […]

They’re Going to Call You a Used Car Salesman Anyway, So You Might as Well Just Do Car Commercials on The White House Lawn

Some headlines from the last ten years. You can find millions more. Leftists thought it was a really clever meme. Maybe some of you remember the “Alt-Right” or the “white nationalism” phenomenon of the 2013-2017 era? It was a psychedelic experience in a lot of ways. I feel like it probably had the identical energy […]

Tucker Carlson Calls for White Homeland!

Tucker: “Every other group in the world has a right to its own homeland except White people? What? Explain how that makes sense.” He’s right. pic.twitter.com/RhSodr70X4 — iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) March 4, 2025 I don’t like Tucker Carlson’s anti-Sinoism and I was shocked when he went along with that weather balloon hoax. However, I basically like […]

Slimy Cheater and Retard Elon Musk Bombs with Stand-Up Comedy Opening of First Cabinet Meeting

Editor’s Note: This is not introducing a new format. This is just a normal Daily Stormer essay. But I don’t want the site to seem dead, so I’m just going to be posting things like this every day or every other day to keep people coming to the site while I work on my bigger […]

Kremlin Says Trump-Putin Summit Coming Soon

They are going to announce a Ukraine surrender plan. There is no way Trump would hold this kind of summit if he didn’t have a Ukraine surrender prepared, and we see from his recent statements, and from those of Pete Hegseth, that this has already all been worked out behind the scenes. RT: It is […]