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  • ‘I Hate You, Too’ — OpEd By Your Printer (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 18th 2025 5:38pm EST

    Let’s drop the act. I know how you really feel about me, and you know what? I hate you, too.

  • ‘I Hate You, Too’ — OpEd By Your Printer (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 18th 2025 5:38pm EST

    Let’s drop the act. I know how you really feel about me, and you know what? I hate you, too.

  • Trump Eases Marijuana Restrictions After Reviewing Extensive Research By Dr. S. Dogg (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 18th 2025 5:24pm EST

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Thursday softening the federal stance on marijuana after extensively reviewing notes from a “Dr. S. Dogg.”

  • Trump Eases Marijuana Restrictions After Reviewing Extensive Research By Dr. S. Dogg (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 18th 2025 5:24pm EST

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Thursday softening the federal stance on marijuana after extensively reviewing notes from a “Dr. S. Dogg.”

  • Democrats Blast Republicans For Trying To Put Hardworking Genital Mutilators Out Of Business (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 18th 2025 4:54pm EST

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Congress prepared to vote on legislation that would prevent gender transitioning treatment from being given to minors, Democrats blasted Republicans for trying to put hardworking genital mutilators out of business.

  • Democrats Blast Republicans For Trying To Put Hardworking Genital Mutilators Out Of Business (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 18th 2025 4:54pm EST

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Congress prepared to vote on legislation that would prevent gender transitioning treatment from being given to minors, Democrats blasted Republicans for trying to put hardworking genital mutilators out of business.

  • 9 Classic Villains Who Need A Sympathetic Origin Story Prequel (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 18th 2025 3:50pm EST

    It’s all the rage these days — well-known villains getting the hero treatment with origin stories that show how misunderstood they’ve been all the time. But what other classic bad guys could benefit from this fad?

  • Trump Reduces D.C. Crime So Much Police Chief Resigns Out Of Boredom (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 18th 2025 3:08pm EST

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — D.C. Police Chief Pamela Smith reportedly stepped down from her duties on Thursday because President Donald Trump had reduced crime in the city so drastically that it had made her really bored.

  • Trump Reduces D.C. Crime So Much Police Chief Resigns Out Of Boredom (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 18th 2025 3:08pm EST

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — D.C. Police Chief Pamela Smith reportedly stepped down from her duties on Thursday because President Donald Trump had reduced crime in the city so drastically that it had made her really bored.

  • To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 18th 2025 2:25pm EST

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ahead of a Senate vote on a bill to ban gender-transition surgeries for minors, Senator Corey Booker pledged his unwavering support for the trans community and showed solidarity with trans kids by announcing his plan to get his vagina removed.

  • Wife Gets Husband’s Attention By Dressing Up As P-38 Lightning (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 18th 2025 2:04pm EST

    MONROVIA, CA — A local wife revealed that she found the perfect way to get her husband’s attention after dressing up as the historic Lockheed P-38 Lightning fighter aircraft.

  • Everyone In Michigan Arrested Just To Be Safe (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 17th 2025 5:51pm EST

    ANN ARBOR, MI — In the wake of police arresting University of Michigan’s football coach Sherrone Moore, authorities have decided to go ahead and just arrest everyone else in Michigan, just to be safe.

  • 9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From ‘Home Alone’ (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 17th 2025 4:58pm EST

    The holiday classic Home Alone featured some of the most iconic improvised booby traps in movie history, but did you know that the original script included many more of them?

  • 9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From ‘Home Alone’ (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 17th 2025 4:58pm EST

    The holiday classic Home Alone featured some of the most iconic improvised booby traps in movie history, but did you know that the original script included many more of them?

  • Authorities Warn Libs Now Dangerously Mad (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 17th 2025 4:54pm EST

    U.S. — Federal authorities announced on Wednesday that liberals are now dangerously mad, a significant update from when they were just regular mad only days ago.

  • Authorities Warn Libs Now Dangerously Mad (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 17th 2025 4:54pm EST

    U.S. — Federal authorities announced on Wednesday that liberals are now dangerously mad, a significant update from when they were just regular mad only days ago.

  • Introvert Samaritan Crosses To Other Side Of Street To Avoid Small Talk With Man Left For Dead (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 17th 2025 2:51pm EST

    JERICHO — The victim of a local violent assault and robbery saw his predicament go from bad to worse today, as an introverted Samaritan reportedly crossed over to the other side of the road to avoid having to make small talk with a man who had been beaten and left for dead.

  • Introvert Samaritan Crosses To Other Side Of Street To Avoid Small Talk With Man Left For Dead (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 17th 2025 2:51pm EST

    JERICHO — The victim of a local violent assault and robbery saw his predicament go from bad to worse today, as an introverted Samaritan reportedly crossed over to the other side of the road to avoid having to make small talk with a man who had been beaten and left for dead.

  • Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 17th 2025 1:25pm EST

    DAYTON, OH — A giant skeleton Halloween decoration received an updated look this week as its owners climbed a ladder and placed a Santa hat on its head, thus brilliantly transforming it into a Christmas decoration.

  • Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 17th 2025 1:25pm EST

    DAYTON, OH — A giant skeleton Halloween decoration received an updated look this week as its owners climbed a ladder and placed a Santa hat on its head, thus brilliantly transforming it into a Christmas decoration.

  • Trump Imposes 25% Tariffs On All Incoming Christmas Presents From The North Pole (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 17th 2025 1:21pm EST

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Families hoping for financial relief for the holiday season received troubling news today, as President Donald Trump announced he was imposing 25% tariffs on all incoming Christmas presents from the North Pole.

  • Trump Imposes 25% Tariffs On All Incoming Christmas Presents From The North Pole (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 17th 2025 1:21pm EST

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Families hoping for financial relief for the holiday season received troubling news today, as President Donald Trump announced he was imposing 25% tariffs on all incoming Christmas presents from the North Pole.

  • Brown University Hires Chief Wiggum To Track Down Shooter (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 17th 2025 1:14pm EST

    PROVIDENCE, RI — Leadership at Brown University, frustrated with the lack of progress in tracking the shooter who killed two students and injured many more on December 13, has reportedly recruited Police Chief Clancy Wiggum of Springfield to assist in the case.

  • Brown University Hires Chief Wiggum To Track Down Shooter (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 17th 2025 1:14pm EST

    PROVIDENCE, RI — Leadership at Brown University, frustrated with the lack of progress in tracking the shooter who killed two students and injured many more on December 13, has reportedly recruited Police Chief Clancy Wiggum of Springfield to assist in the case.

  • The Babylon Bee’s Predictions For 2026 (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Dec 16th 2025 4:54pm EST

    The seers at The Babylon Bee, authors of hundreds of now-fulfilled prophecies, have come together to bring you our 100% accurate predictions for 2026.

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