BEVERLY HILLS, CA — According to sources, locals noticed a local man driving an electric car down Rodeo Drive and blasting Nicki Minaj out of his open windows – clearly outing himself as a Right-winger.
The Babylon Bee has scoured through the thousands of pages of newly released Epstein documents to uncover all of the photos that don’t include former President Bill Clinton. Here they are, in chronological order:
SANTA FE, NM — After honking and swearing at a slow-moving car this morning, Marcus Nabors watched in horror as the car slowly turned its way into the parking lot of Nabors’ church.
Everyone used to know about the treacherous pitfalls of listening to jazz music — how it would lead to a life of sin and debauchery. Somehow, people stopped talking about the dangers of jazz, even though the music never changed.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — An investigation has revealed that Representative Nancy Pelosi purchased $10 million in Taco Bell stock the day before President Trump loosened marijuana regulations.
Donald Trump loves Donald Trump. And who can blame him? That’s why it’s super cool and not at all strange that the iconic Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is being renamed the Trump-Kennedy Center. But this is only the beginning.
Donald Trump loves Donald Trump. And who can blame him? That’s why it’s super cool and not at all strange that the iconic Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is being renamed the Trump-Kennedy Center. But this is only the beginning.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After writing gloriously disparaging plaques for dozens of subpar presidents in the White House’s “Presidential Walk of Fame,” Trump was reportedly working late into the night to come up with a sufficiently insulting plaque for Rutherford B. Hayes.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After writing gloriously disparaging plaques for dozens of subpar presidents in the White House’s “Presidential Walk of Fame,” Trump was reportedly working late into the night to come up with a sufficiently insulting plaque for Rutherford B. Hayes.
PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at AmFest, a four-day event held at the Phoenix Convention Center, nearly had their eardrums ruptured Thursday after conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro delivered a blistering 3-hour speech in just 17 seconds.
PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at AmFest, a four-day event held at the Phoenix Convention Center, nearly had their eardrums ruptured Thursday after conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro delivered a blistering 3-hour speech in just 17 seconds.
U.S. — People struggling to find a parking space will soon have their work cut out for them, as it’s now expected that every single parking spot in the United States will be either handicapped or online pick-up only no later than 2027.
U.S. — People struggling to find a parking space will soon have their work cut out for them, as it’s now expected that every single parking spot in the United States will be either handicapped or online pick-up only no later than 2027.
PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at Turning Point’s AmFest 2025 event experienced an awkward moment last night, as Tucker Carlson interrupted his own speech for an evening prayer to Mecca.
PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at Turning Point’s AmFest 2025 event experienced an awkward moment last night, as Tucker Carlson interrupted his own speech for an evening prayer to Mecca.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Thursday softening the federal stance on marijuana after extensively reviewing notes from a “Dr. S. Dogg.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Thursday softening the federal stance on marijuana after extensively reviewing notes from a “Dr. S. Dogg.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Congress prepared to vote on legislation that would prevent gender transitioning treatment from being given to minors, Democrats blasted Republicans for trying to put hardworking genital mutilators out of business.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Congress prepared to vote on legislation that would prevent gender transitioning treatment from being given to minors, Democrats blasted Republicans for trying to put hardworking genital mutilators out of business.
It’s all the rage these days — well-known villains getting the hero treatment with origin stories that show how misunderstood they’ve been all the time. But what other classic bad guys could benefit from this fad?
WASHINGTON, D.C. — D.C. Police Chief Pamela Smith reportedly stepped down from her duties on Thursday because President Donald Trump had reduced crime in the city so drastically that it had made her really bored.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — D.C. Police Chief Pamela Smith reportedly stepped down from her duties on Thursday because President Donald Trump had reduced crime in the city so drastically that it had made her really bored.
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