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  • Study Finds Everyone Else Is Doing A Great Job Parenting And You’re The Only One Having Problems With Your Kids (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 30th 2026 12:26pm EST

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — A study from the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NASEM) confirmed on Friday that everyone is doing a great job parenting, and you’re the only one having problems with your kids.

  • Study Finds Everyone Else Is Doing A Great Job Parenting And You’re The Only One Having Problems With Your Kids (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 30th 2026 12:26pm EST

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — A study from the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NASEM) confirmed on Friday that everyone is doing a great job parenting, and you’re the only one having problems with your kids.

  • Chilling: If They Can Arrest Don Lemon For Something As Simple As Breaking The Law, Imagine What They Can Do To You (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 30th 2026 11:51am EST

    America woke up this morning to the chilling news that journalist Don Lemon had been arrested by the Department of Justice, sending a terrifying message that if you break the law, you too might also be arrested and face the strong arm of totalitarianism.

  • 12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 29th 2026 5:39pm EST

    Everyone knows by now that the Jews are behind everything that happens in the world, but there are far more nefarious plots they are orchestrating that you don’t even know about.

  • 12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 29th 2026 5:39pm EST

    Everyone knows by now that the Jews are behind everything that happens in the world, but there are far more nefarious plots they are orchestrating that you don’t even know about.

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  • 12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 29th 2026 5:39pm EST

    Everyone knows by now that the Jews are behind everything that happens in the world, but there are far more nefarious plots they are orchestrating that you don’t even know about.

  • 12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 29th 2026 5:39pm EST

    Everyone knows by now that the Jews are behind everything that happens in the world, but there are far more nefarious plots they are orchestrating that you don’t even know about.

  • Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 29th 2026 5:01pm EST

    COLTS NECK, NJ — After putting out a new song titled “Streets of Minneapolis” as a show of support for anti-ICE protesters, musician Bruce Springsteen issued a statement threatening to keep releasing songs until deportations were stopped.

  • Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 29th 2026 5:01pm EST

    COLTS NECK, NJ — After putting out a new song titled “Streets of Minneapolis” as a show of support for anti-ICE protesters, musician Bruce Springsteen issued a statement threatening to keep releasing songs until deportations were stopped.

  • Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 29th 2026 5:01pm EST

    COLTS NECK, NJ — After putting out a new song titled “Streets of Minneapolis” as a show of support for anti-ICE protesters, musician Bruce Springsteen issued a statement threatening to keep releasing songs until deportations were stopped.

  • Idiot Shovels Snow Instead Of Just Waiting For It To Melt (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 29th 2026 4:13pm EST

    MONROE, MI — A local man was seen shoveling snow in his driveway like some sort of idiot, because apparently, he doesn’t know snow just melts and goes away by itself.

  • Man Outed As Nazi For Saying We Should Have Laws And Borders (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 29th 2026 3:15pm EST

    GREEN BAY, WI — Local man Bill Green was outed as a literal Nazi when someone overheard him saying in public that we should have some laws and borders.

  • 10 Secrets To Looking And Feeling Younger (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 29th 2026 2:47pm EST

    Everyone is looking for ways to slow the aging process these days, but does anything actually work? A few simple tips and tricks can go a long way.

  • Trump Tells Iran If They Don’t Stop Slaughtering Protesters He’s Going To Start Counting To Five (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 29th 2026 1:31pm EST

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tensions between the United States and Iran continued to reach new levels, as President Donald Trump told the Ayatollah’s regime that if they didn’t stop slaughtering tens of thousands of protesters, he would start counting to five.

  • Promises Kept: Here Are The 9 Biggest Accomplishments Of The Republican Congress (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 28th 2026 4:52pm EST

    Now over a year into the new congressional term and moving toward the midterms, the Republican-controlled U.S. Congress has been racking up one major victory after another. Don’t believe it? Just look at the facts.

  • Liberal Women Frantically Refreshing Instagram To See What They Should Be Mad About Next (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 28th 2026 3:09pm EST

    U.S. — Liberal women across the U.S. spent the day feverishly refreshing their Instagram feed to see what they are supposed to be angry about next.

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  • ‘Just Complete This 50 Page Questionnaire,’ Says Hospital Clerk To Man With Axe Embedded In Skull (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 28th 2026 2:21pm EST

    TOPEKA, KS — A kindly hospital clerk asked local man Jonathan Arnold to please fill out the brief 50-page intake form, promising they would then get right to addressing the axe embedded in his skull.

  • Toddler Rushes To Save Mom From Having To Use Bathroom Alone (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 28th 2026 2:00pm EST

    BOULDER, CO — Local two-year-old Kaetlyn Massie graciously sprinted across the house in an effort to save her mother from using the bathroom alone.

  • Republicans Warn Passing Voter ID Law Could Ruin Plan To Hand Congress To Democrats In November (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 28th 2026 1:46pm EST

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the 2026 midterm elections on the horizon amid increasing strife over problems facing the nation, Republican lawmakers issued an urgent warning that passing a national voter ID law could ruin their plan to hand Congress to the Democrats in November.

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  • ICE Getting So Scary That Illegal Immigrants Thinking Of Leaving U.S. (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 28th 2026 11:36am EST

    U.S. — Immigration and Customs Enforcement has become so scary that many illegal immigrants are reportedly considering leaving the United States.

  • Foul-Smelling Substance Used In Spray Attack On Ilhan Omar Identified As Somali Food (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 28th 2026 10:24am EST

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The malodorous substance sprayed on Representative Ilhan Omar at a town hall meeting has been identified as Somali food.

  • Man Ready To Take On The World After Sliding Favorite Pocket Knife Into Jeans Pocket (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 27th 2026 4:37pm EST

    BOISE, ID — Though events taking place around him threatened to envelop him in uncertainty and stress, a local man reported that he was ready to take on the world after sliding his favorite pocket knife into his jeans pocket.

  • Man Ready To Take On The World After Sliding Favorite Pocket Knife Into Jeans Pocket (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 27th 2026 4:37pm EST

    BOISE, ID — Though events taking place around him threatened to envelop him in uncertainty and stress, a local man reported that he was ready to take on the world after sliding his favorite pocket knife into his jeans pocket.

  • Want To Resist ICE? Here Are 12 Things You Can Do Today (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 27th 2026 4:21pm EST

    Is Trump’s Gestapo getting on your nerves? Looking for ways to show support for undocumented Americans by standing up to federal law enforcement? You’re not alone. Rest assured, there are things you can do to show you’re part of the resistance.

  • Too Cold To Start Civil War Right Now, Nation Agrees (Satire)

    The Babylon Bee - Jan 27th 2026 3:24pm EST

    U.S. — The bitterly divided nation has finally agreed on one thing: it is just way too cold to start a civil war right now.

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