WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unexpected turn of events, congressional Republicans saw their approval ratings soar to an all-time high after bringing Congress to a grinding halt while the battle to determine the Speaker of the House dragged on.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After managing to make $200 Billion disappear in a single year, tech entrepreneur Elon Musk was made an honorary member of Congress by unanimous vote.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking overnight vote held by the House of Representatives, the QAnon Shaman, aka “The Buffalo Guy” has received the majority of votes required to become Speaker of the House.
WASHINGTON, DC — As the new year began and everyone’s focus turned to 2023, fear gripped the country, leaving store shelves stripped bare and families shutting themselves indoors behind boarded windows as the nation braced itself for the return of Joe Biden.
MANHATTAN, NY — This week, 60 Minutes host Scott Pelley held a sit-down interview on the universe’s ecological sustainability with a figure who has been both dismissed as a doomsdayer and celebrated as humanity’s best hope for longevity on earth: Thanos.
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Producers of the Top Gun movie franchise today announced the historic, trail-blazing selection of the first black woman to play Tom Cruise in the forthcoming sequel.
MEEKER, CO — The new year started off optimistically for local resolution enthusiast, Carson Blenvy, who dove right into his resolve to lose 30 pounds of fat by taking a before photo to help document his future progress toward a sleek, muscular body.
PITTSBURGH, PA — Pastor Karen Younis of Pittsburgh’s St. Andrew Lutheran Church has released a new, innovative Bible reading plan where people commit to one year of never reading the Bible.
Hey, loser! Are you tired of being a pathetic beta male? Are you tired of striking out with women because of your pitiful soy-boy incompetence? If so, it’s time to take charge of your life and be an ALPHA MALE.
BEAVERTON, OR — Third-grade teacher Ms. Gaywood (she/her) became frustrated during the first day back from the holiday break when she discovered half her students had detransitioned and were no longer identifying as made-up genders.
After years of anticipation, Democrats released the tax returns of Donald Trump, shattering Trump’s dream of working as an accountant for H&R Block. Members of the House Ways and Means Committee say this proves once and for all that Trump is “guilty of something, probably.” But what do these tax returns actually reveal? Powered by […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Now that Republicans control the House of Representatives, they are promising a round of thorough and aggressive investigations into Joe and Hunter Biden’s business dealings. To lead the investigations, House Republicans have selected Lucy van Pelt.
NOGALES, AZ — On the heels of a court order to remove a makeshift wall constructed from shipping containers along the southern border, a federal judge has also ordered a local child to dismantle a wall he built over the last week with his Legos.
SAN DIEGO, CA — With the last hours of the Christmas and New Year’s seasons ticking away, a local man found himself looking forward to the coming peace and quiet he will experience when returning to work after the holiday break.
While many believe essential oils to be a modern Christian phenomenon, these potent extracts actually played a role in some of Scripture’s most familiar narratives! Here are the nine remarkable Bible stories that feature high-quality products from doTerra and Young Living:
KANSAS CITY, KS — Less than a week after Christmas, local father Brandon Copeland decided to slip the Grinch twenty bucks to come take the drum set his son got for Christmas.
Sleep is a necessary and universal human activity that is essential for physical and mental well-being. However, the history of sleep and the attitudes surrounding sleep are riddled with racist beliefs, practices, and ideas.
U.S. — Golden Globe winner Danny DeVito has been tapped by producers of The Chosen to portray the character of Zacchaeus, a man known for climbing a tree to see Jesus because he was so short.
PALM BEACH, FL — The House Ways and Means Committee today released Trump’s tax documentation to the public, prompting the former president to thank the Democrats for releasing the best, most beautiful tax returns ever.
As you may know, our government just passed a very important and necessary omnibus spending bill to make sure all the important government activities remain funded! Whew, what a relief!
U.S. — A harsh winter storm has swept the nation, disrupting travel plans, canceling flights, and leaving thousands disappointed and stranded at the airport. Passengers for Spirit Airlines on the other hand were disappointed to learn that their flights had not been canceled and were moving along as scheduled.
It’s that time of year again – when the mystic oracles at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2023 be better than this year? You decide!
- Aug 9th 2025 5:17pm EDT