MANHATTAN, NY — This week, 60 Minutes host Scott Pelley held a sit-down interview on the universe’s ecological sustainability with a figure who has been both dismissed as a doomsdayer and celebrated as humanity’s best hope for longevity on earth: Thanos.
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Producers of the Top Gun movie franchise today announced the historic, trail-blazing selection of the first black woman to play Tom Cruise in the forthcoming sequel.
MEEKER, CO — The new year started off optimistically for local resolution enthusiast, Carson Blenvy, who dove right into his resolve to lose 30 pounds of fat by taking a before photo to help document his future progress toward a sleek, muscular body.
PITTSBURGH, PA — Pastor Karen Younis of Pittsburgh’s St. Andrew Lutheran Church has released a new, innovative Bible reading plan where people commit to one year of never reading the Bible.
Hey, loser! Are you tired of being a pathetic beta male? Are you tired of striking out with women because of your pitiful soy-boy incompetence? If so, it’s time to take charge of your life and be an ALPHA MALE.
BEAVERTON, OR — Third-grade teacher Ms. Gaywood (she/her) became frustrated during the first day back from the holiday break when she discovered half her students had detransitioned and were no longer identifying as made-up genders.
After years of anticipation, Democrats released the tax returns of Donald Trump, shattering Trump’s dream of working as an accountant for H&R Block. Members of the House Ways and Means Committee say this proves once and for all that Trump is “guilty of something, probably.” But what do these tax returns actually reveal? Powered by […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Now that Republicans control the House of Representatives, they are promising a round of thorough and aggressive investigations into Joe and Hunter Biden’s business dealings. To lead the investigations, House Republicans have selected Lucy van Pelt.
NOGALES, AZ — On the heels of a court order to remove a makeshift wall constructed from shipping containers along the southern border, a federal judge has also ordered a local child to dismantle a wall he built over the last week with his Legos.
SAN DIEGO, CA — With the last hours of the Christmas and New Year’s seasons ticking away, a local man found himself looking forward to the coming peace and quiet he will experience when returning to work after the holiday break.
While many believe essential oils to be a modern Christian phenomenon, these potent extracts actually played a role in some of Scripture’s most familiar narratives! Here are the nine remarkable Bible stories that feature high-quality products from doTerra and Young Living:
KANSAS CITY, KS — Less than a week after Christmas, local father Brandon Copeland decided to slip the Grinch twenty bucks to come take the drum set his son got for Christmas.
Sleep is a necessary and universal human activity that is essential for physical and mental well-being. However, the history of sleep and the attitudes surrounding sleep are riddled with racist beliefs, practices, and ideas.
U.S. — Golden Globe winner Danny DeVito has been tapped by producers of The Chosen to portray the character of Zacchaeus, a man known for climbing a tree to see Jesus because he was so short.
PALM BEACH, FL — The House Ways and Means Committee today released Trump’s tax documentation to the public, prompting the former president to thank the Democrats for releasing the best, most beautiful tax returns ever.
As you may know, our government just passed a very important and necessary omnibus spending bill to make sure all the important government activities remain funded! Whew, what a relief!
U.S. — A harsh winter storm has swept the nation, disrupting travel plans, canceling flights, and leaving thousands disappointed and stranded at the airport. Passengers for Spirit Airlines on the other hand were disappointed to learn that their flights had not been canceled and were moving along as scheduled.
It’s that time of year again – when the mystic oracles at The Babylon Bee tell you what will happen in the next year with 100% accuracy! Will 2023 be better than this year? You decide!
NEWARK, DE — Despite a Christmas haul that included a $250 Marvel-themed “Sanctum Sanctorum” LEGO set, the long-range “NERF Ultra Pharoah Blaster” gun for $50, and an Xbox for $499, the most coveted gift among the children in the Coogan household this year was the wrapping paper tube, according to sources.
LAS VEGAS, NV — The Harry Reid International Airport in Las Vegas, NV led the nation in increasing security presence where thousands of bags sat unguarded following mass cancellations for Southwest Airlines. Airport officials have already reported other airports following their lead, citing concerns that the luggage would be stolen by Biden energy official Sam […]
We asked twelve conservative celebrities what their New Year’s resolutions are. Several of them asked us how we got into their homes in the first place, but all of them gave us a thoughtful answer as we were being escorted out by security. Here’s what they said:
SAN FRANCISCO — Chaos erupted Monday after Twitter went live with a surprise new feature, which CEO Elon Musk called a “late Christmas present for twits everywhere.” The new feature allows users to select a “top 8 friends” to feature prominently in their profile.
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