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  • Serious Internet Person™ (Including May-May Posting)

    Daily Stormer - Nov 27th 2025 6:51am EST

    Just let it happen. Don’t fear. Here’s the deal, my folksy folks: meme articles are the most popular articles. So now I’m slipping stuff I think is important into meme articles. Of course, you can click “page down” a few times if you don’t care about these materials. But I advise at least trying this […]

  • Memetic [INSERT DAY]: The Road to Victory

    Daily Stormer - Nov 22nd 2025 6:06am EST

    It’s meme time, friends. But first, the promised preview of what is to come next week, when you will get some serious analysis, which is going to hold up very well. I am in high confidence mode. Tucker-Vance Showdown 28 Preview Section I promised to start leaking details of my analysis of Tucker Carlson’s 2028 […]

  • I am Once Again Asking for You Support, While Also Laying Some Groundwork for My Tucker-Vance-Fuentes Analysis

    Daily Stormer - Nov 20th 2025 2:42am EST

    Editor’s Note: This is an e-begging post. However, it also contains the first segment of my Tucker Carlson-Jim Bowman-Nick Fuentes 2028 analysis preview, which I think you will enjoy. If you are seriously poor, you can skip the e-begging section. The Tucker section is clearly marked. Though I do pray you will help us if […]

  • Jews Prevent Kook Theory of Iranian-Venezuelan Joint Terrorism in Mexico, Provide No Evidence or Explanation

    Daily Stormer - Nov 18th 2025 5:34pm EST

    After two years of unparalleled war and slaughter, during which the Jews have committed the worst crimes ever recorded, they continue to disturb the peace through the spread of pernicious rumors. Times of Israel: Mexican authorities, with assistance from the United States and Israeli intelligence agencies, thwarted an alleged plot by Iran to assassinate the Israeli […]

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  • Megyno Monday: Babylon Bee K**e Threatens to Assassinate America’s Top Hoe

    Daily Stormer - Nov 17th 2025 4:24pm EST

    Editor’s Note: Due to a steep decline in the popularity of memes, and the consistently rising popularity of Megyn [sic] Kelly, this publication is being forced to change “Memetic Monday” to “Megyno Monday.” This is a sad day for the Stormer, but we simply cannot continue to fight the future, as memes just are not […]

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  • Fifty Year Mortgage? Is This a Joke?

    Daily Stormer - Nov 14th 2025 9:43am EST

    Introduction (Unrelated to Main Article Content) The development of my TV show is at a bit of a standstill as I await my dear partner to acquire better internet access. We will begin doing a fake podcast soon, as I practice my ability to speak without constantly saying “um.” It’s a complex developmental journey for […]

  • Memetic Monday: Delivered on Time, As Always

    Daily Stormer - Nov 13th 2025 10:50pm EST

    (NOTE: This was literally ready on Monday. I swear I posted it. It was somehow unposted…! I have another article ready to post now and am just noticing this was not posted. Obviously, the main site here is on the backburner of my brain presently. But I am trying to fit it on one of […]

  • PLACEHOLER: MEMES COMING SOON

    Daily Stormer - Nov 4th 2025 8:35am EST

    PLACEHOLDER ANNOUNCEMENT (posted before there were any memes): Well, it turns out it’s Tuesday. As usual, no one bothered to tell me. I had to check the thing. Anyway, I’ve got all the things happening, but I am doing the thing with the things. The memes I mean. I’m doing the thing with the memes. […]

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  • PLACEHOLDER: MEMES COMING SOON

    Daily Stormer - Nov 4th 2025 8:35am EST

    PLACEHOLDER ANNOUNCEMENT (posted before there were any memes): Well, it turns out it’s Tuesday. As usual, no one bothered to tell me. I had to check the thing. Anyway, I’ve got all the things happening, but I am doing the thing with the things. The memes I mean. I’m doing the thing with the memes. […]

  • Memetic Monday: Tuesday Night Special Irredeemably Tainted Edition (Formerly: PLACEHOLDER: MEMES COMING SOON)

    Daily Stormer - Nov 4th 2025 8:35am EST

    SERIOUS WARNING: THIS HAS NOW BEEN UPDATED WITH REAL MEMES. MY ADVICE IS TO SCROLL THROUGH ALL OF THE TEXT. IT’S TOTAL GARBAGE. ONLY READ IT IF YOU ARE REALLY REALLY INTO MY WRITING PROBLEMS. EVEN THEN I DON’T ACTUALLY RECOMMEND IT. I HAVEN’T READ THIS AND WOULDN’T READ IT MYSELF, BUT HAVING WRITTEN IT, […]

  • Memetic Monday: How About I Cream Your Crops, Homo?

    Daily Stormer - Oct 27th 2025 4:10pm EDT

    These memes today might not be the cream of the crops. But I have never thought crops should really be very creamy anyway. Whenever I heard that phrase, I imagined like, a Dairy Queen Blizzard flavored by wheat. Does that sound delicious to you, my dearest parasocial friend? The point here is: I have a […]

  • I’m Working on All the Stuff

    Daily Stormer - Oct 20th 2025 10:32am EDT

    Look. I know I need to post more. Here’s the deal: I’ve become as monomaniacal about my new project as I was with the Daily Stormer in the best times of the Daily Stormer. I am writing a lot. A lot lot. I am figuring out how cameras work and crap like that. I’m doing […]

  • Announcing the Dawn of a New Age of Ultimate Content (I Finally Figured Out Where We’re Going Here)

    Daily Stormer - Oct 7th 2025 10:21pm EDT

    At this point, you probably think “oh jeez it’s been a long time since Anglin published something, why isn’t he doing the thing about the Charlie Kirk neck thing proving the whole thing was fake? He must be going through it to miss out on gloating about that, oh jeez.” I assure you, my dearest […]

  • This is Only Beginning to Begin

    Daily Stormer - Sep 20th 2025 4:57pm EDT

    Yesterday’s piece was primarily about the “far right” pushing all of these mainstream narratives, but I am going to, probably on Monday, go through and show that it is the entire right doing all of these things they complained for like, a decade about the left doing. All of the “canceling.” Only with the right, […]

  • Hold On a Second.

    Daily Stormer - Sep 18th 2025 12:17pm EDT

    I’ve got a lot of material on the new hate speech laws and the fact that these supposed “far right” individuals have cheered it on and then are now pretending they’re not cheering it on while continuing to cheer it on. I’m going to drop a bomb on all of this. I promise you. I […]

  • The Assassination of Charlie Kirk: A Gay and Retarded Post-Modern Tragedy

    Daily Stormer - Sep 16th 2025 6:13pm EDT

    Everyone is trying to play the victim after Charlie Kirk’s assassination. But if you really think about it, I’m the biggest victim of this sitaution. I’m expected to write something meaningful about a completely meaningless tragedy and it’s basically impossible. People have complained about my commentary. It’s come across as too crass or whatever. I […]

  • Jeez, You’d Have Thought They Assassinated Bob Hope

    Daily Stormer - Sep 11th 2025 9:04am EDT

    Look, guys. I’m not going to recant anything about saying Charlie Kirk is a shitbag and I don’t really care he’s dead. I never said he deserved it, or that killing people is good, or whatever. But I just really don’t understand what the difference is between him dying and Ben Shapiro dying, and the […]

  • Tucker Carlson Releasing Documentary About Mysterious November 9th Attacks

    Daily Stormer - Sep 10th 2025 7:54am EDT

    This September 11th, Tucker Carlson will be releasing a documentary series about the mysterious attacks of November 9, 2001, commonly known as “nine eleven.” These attacks, you might recall, happened 24 years ago, and involved Jews blowing up buildings in New York City, which is one of the top cities. The Jews flew planes into […]

  • Everyone is a Millennial Now

    Daily Stormer - Sep 9th 2025 2:03am EDT

    I don’t think young people are aware of this, but in American history, there used to be generational cultural differences. Young people had music, slang, and esoteric cultural memes that were unique, that older people were not aware of. This is no longer the case. Because of the internet, and the fact that everyone is […]

  • I Support India Now. I’m All-In. I’ve Started Shitting in the Street to Show Solidarity.

    Daily Stormer - Sep 3rd 2025 6:59pm EDT

    On time in Thailand, however many years ago, I was listening to a young lady complain about Chinese people. I had some sympathy to her complaints, as Chinese tourists can be overbearing. On the whole, they spend so much money, it is hardly fair to complain. And the thing about this is: China developed so […]

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  • Burning Gay Flags is Not Illegal, These People are Just Lying

    Daily Stormer - Aug 27th 2025 5:42am EDT

    Personally, I’m on team “Burn them all.” I mentioned it yesterday, but I didn’t realize the extent to which conservative are claiming that it is illegal to burn the gay flag. It is definitely not illegal to burn a gay flag. All these cases they are linking of people being charged for defacing a gay […]

  • These “Iran Bombings” in Australia are a Setup for Further False Flags

    Daily Stormer - Aug 26th 2025 11:33am EDT

    As we get ready for the next round of the Iran war, Western governments need to come up with an explanation as to why we are going to war for Israel beyond “shielding Jews from blowback as a result of their genocide in Gaza.” Enter: “Iranian backed terror.” You have probably heard the claim in […]

  • Kids These Days Don’t Know the Fun We Had in the 1990s

    Daily Stormer - Aug 26th 2025 5:16am EDT

    I recently saw some zoomer plebs shocked by scenes from 1990s films showing that high school kids went to parties on the weekends and hung out with each other, having fun times. Apparently, zoomers and younger (zoomers are all like almost 30 now actually, the generation younger than them I think is called Gen Q), […]

  • Zelensky Slides Into Business Casual

    Daily Stormer - Aug 17th 2025 12:52pm EDT

    Famous dictator of the Ukraine, Vladimir Zelensky, has been wearing a GI Joe style military costume for several years. Although some communist and fascist leaders wore military-type outfits all or most of the time, they were military men before becoming political leaders. It is not normal for a civilian leader of a country at war […]

  • “Know Thyself” – Stupid Hype of Self-Destructive Insanity?

    Daily Stormer - Aug 10th 2025 1:35am EDT

    “Know thyself” is the most famous maxim of all philosophy. Having accomplished this goal, I have found it to be a very bad idea. Allow me to explain my knowledge of myself: I am a machine with a first layer of programming that goes “seek warmth, seek food, seek sex” and a secondary layer of […]