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Suicide (Final) Solution
David Cole - Jan 7th 2020 4:33am ESTIn April 1936, Ambassador William Bullitt relayed an urgent message to Washington: “Enough with the Jews already.” I’m slightly paraphrasing. Bill Bullitt was one of the most fascinating and influential figures in American foreign policy in the first half of the 20th century. Bullitt was born into blue-blooded Philly aristocracy. Daddy was old gentile money, […]
Today I Settle All Family Business
David Cole - Dec 31st 2019 4:12am ESTAs this week’s column will run on the final day of the year, I thought I’d break format and do something a little different. People often ask me, “Dave, where do you get your story ideas?” Why, from my Mossad handlers, of course. But every now and then I manage to scrounge something up on […]
Hollywood Conservatives’ Year of Self-Harm
David Cole - Dec 23rd 2019 7:00pm ESTThis should’ve been a happy Christmas for right-wing cinephiles like myself. The “social justice” horror film Black Christmas landed with the squishy thud of Oprah slipping on an icy stoop. Black Christmas tells the story of a plucky feminist rape-victim sorority sister who bravely campaigns to have the bust of her school’s dead white male […]
Settle for Less, You White Bastards!
David Cole - Dec 17th 2019 3:21am ESTIt was October 2003 and L.A. Times columnist Peter King was angry. Mad as hell, in fact, about white Californians and their expectations of happiness. Arnold Schwarzenegger had just scored a landslide gubernatorial victory as an anti-illegal-immigration candidate. Yes, I know it’s hard to believe that weak-kneed girly-man Ahnold was once seen as an anti-immigration […]
The Holocaust Is Not the “Pill” to Die On
David Cole - Dec 10th 2019 3:33am ESTLast week I wrote about how the Tennessee Board of Judicial Conduct, following a review by an investigative panel, declared that I’m not a Holocaust denier. After the column posted, a half-dozen old friends peckered their way out of the woodwork to say howdy. “Gosh, Dave, I missed ya, buddy! Weird how I haven’t been […]
Immigration, the Holocaust, and a “Cancel Culture” Fail
David Cole - Dec 2nd 2019 7:00pm ESTWhen leftists tried to “cancel” a judge because he refused to turn a blind eye to illegal immigration, things did not go quite as expected. This is the final chapter of a story I covered back in May. Memphis Criminal Court Judge Jim Lammey has a simple and straightforward attitude when it comes to illegal […]
The Groypers of Wrath
David Cole - Nov 26th 2019 4:00am ESTYou know the difference between an album and a concert? With an album, the idea is to create something with staying power. The music is meticulously recorded, mixed, sweetened, and preserved for repeated play. An album is timeless. I have friends who still play old vinyl. And I know “zoomers” who still listen to those […]
Tyler Kent and the Roosevelt Whistle-blow Job
David Cole - Nov 19th 2019 12:58am ESTRemember that time Democrats hated a whistle-blower so much they turned him over to a foreign government to be imprisoned on an island? Think Gilligan’s Island but without the laugh track. There was a millionaire, however…a cuddly cripple with a fondness for war and a penchant for collusion. I speak, of course, of that most […]
T(y)ranny Triumphant, Part II: Zhe Who Controls the Past…
David Cole - Nov 11th 2019 4:00pm EST“The devil’s finest trick is to persuade you that he does not exist.” And the left’s finest trick is to persuade you that a man in a dress is a woman. In last week’s column, I covered tranny domination of women’s sports. This week, it’s the entertainment industry…and a lawsuit against Amazon you might not […]
T(y)ranny Triumphant, Part I: Transmenstrual Cyclists
David Cole - Nov 5th 2019 12:02am ESTIt’s time to take the “he” out of heliocentric. Trannies are the center of the universe now, and anyone who refuses to accept the new zheliocentrism can count on swift punishment for their heresy (sorry, zheresy). Ask yourself why trannies have become so important to the left. It has nothing to do with votes—there aren’t […]
“Elder Statesman” of Slavery Reparations Movement Slams Jews as “Punks, Criminals”
David Cole - Nov 3rd 2019 10:46pm EST
*IMPORTANT* This video accompanies this week’s Takimag column. If you’re watching without reading the column first, you’re not gonna get the point: https://www.takimag.com/article/slavery-reparations-movement-founder-hated-jews-loved-neo-nazis/“Elder Statesman” of Slavery Reparations Movement on Why YOU Must PAY UP!
David Cole - Nov 3rd 2019 10:46pm EST*IMPORTANT* This video accompanies this week’s Takimag column. If you’re watching without reading the column first, you’re not gonna get the point: https://www.takimag.com/article/slavery-reparations-movement-founder-hated-jews-loved-neo-nazis/Dave and Ann Explain the Savage Hippie Podcast’s Demise
David Cole - Nov 3rd 2019 10:46pm ESTWell, Edwin went batshit crazy and tried to get Ann Coulter jumped by ANTIFA. No joke. Turns out, my idiot sidekick is actually a dangerous psychopath. Details in this video!Warmongers Fake It Till They Make It
David Cole - Oct 29th 2019 12:15am EDTI’m starting this week’s column on a self-indulgent note. Bear with me; I have a larger point to make. But first, let’s talk about my bloated, misshapen physique. I used to be rail-thin, but about four years ago, age and my unhealthy lifestyle finally caught up with me. My hair grayed, my stomach swelled, and […]
The Slow-Motion Suicide Bombers of the West
David Cole - Oct 21st 2019 11:44pm EDTAll Mirah Wilks ever wanted was to be a victim. But, tragically, her luck was just too good. For 69 years, the Israeli-born Wilks evaded bullet after bullet. As a child she contracted polio, and whereas others afflicted with that terrible disease find themselves tethered to burdensome monstrosities like an iron lung or Eleanor Roosevelt, […]
Can the Right Fight Without Saying White?
David Cole - Oct 15th 2019 12:20am EDTSometimes you get the hero you need, sometimes you get the hero you deserve, and sometimes you get a worthless dumbass who is neither. And if you’re really unlucky, you might get a whole flock of worthless dumbasses. I speak, of course, of the “conservatives” who spend every minute of every day desperately trying to […]
Lessons From a Media Moron
David Cole - Oct 7th 2019 5:01pm EDTThese days, it’s getting harder to tell the calculating and corrupt from the gullible and stupid. A few weeks ago, the journalistic community anally expelled a collective brick when reports surfaced that a bunch of racist Nazi child barbers at a Virginia elementary school had attacked a poor, innocent black sixth grader and cut off […]
Left & Right Unite Against Speech!
David Cole - Oct 1st 2019 1:09am EDTI don’t like being wrong. But every now and then, I find myself ashamed to be right. Last month I made a prediction. There was a movie being distributed by Universal called The Hunt, and right-wingers were up in arms because they thought the movie “glorified” the murder of rightists. Such a movie is dangerous! […]
Slavery Reparations Movement “Founder” Hated Jews, Loved Neo-Nazis
David Cole - Sep 24th 2019 1:18am EDT“America was born of sin.” So goes the broken-record preachifyin’ of the racial evangelists of the left. And that sin is (drum roll) racism. Just Google “racist origin of,” “racist roots of,” or “racist history of,” and you’ll get page after page of search results in which leftists teach you the racist beginnings of, well, […]
Pink Slip, Black Rage
David Cole - Sep 17th 2019 12:57am EDTAntwann Brown may have a rap sheet going back 25 years…he may have a record that includes busts for drug dealing, dealing near a school, grand theft, and domestic battery. But last Wednesday morning, as he hitched a ride to work with a pocketknife in his trousers (don’t we all go to work that way?), […]
Dupes Duped by Duplicitous Duper
David Cole - Sep 10th 2019 8:44am EDT“Dr.” John Glynn is a fascinating monster—an anachronistic throwback to the past and an inevitable product of the present. Glynn is a fraudster, a faker, a cipher who claimed to be a psychologist and university professor in order to dupe journalists into carrying his opinion pieces. He’s anachronistic in that this kind of credential-faking was […]
PolitiFact admits #MichaelBrown hoax but says it doesn’t matter because the lie advances leftist talking points
David Cole - Sep 3rd 2019 11:30pm EDT
Last week, The Washington Post and the AP uncovered a racist scandal of international proportions involving that most sinister of beverages, the preferred drink of Archie Bunkers and Al Bundys worldwide: beer. See, there’s a microbrewery in Texas (I feel the racism already) that has “literally” (as in, literally, as in, no, not at all […]Okay White People, Break It Up
David Cole - Sep 3rd 2019 11:30pm EDTIn a season 3 episode of NYPD Blue, profoundly un-PC detective Andy Sipowicz (played by Dennis Franz) gives his son, a newly minted beat cop, a lesson in street patrol. Sipowicz points to a group of young black guys standing on a corner. He tells his son that the men, while not technically doing anything […]
THE HUNT: We used to bitch about how Hollywood never makes movies with conservative heroes and leftist villains. Well, Hollywood did just that, and you buffoons killed it.
David Cole - Sep 3rd 2019 11:30pm EDTDuring my five years with Friends of Abe, the “secret” (and boozy) organization of Hollywood conservatives, in between boilermakers at Barney’s Beanery we used to bitch about how Hollywood never makes movies with conservative heroes and leftist villains. Well, Hollywood (and the son of a Friend of Abe) did just that, and you buffoons killed […]
