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  • COMMENTS ARE BACK!

    David Cole - Sep 23rd 2025 11:05am EDT

    As explained in last week’s post, a Holocaust denier has been spamming the comments, creating a hundred dummy accounts per night to ruin each thread, moving faster than I could ban him, and Substack tech support wouldn’t help. So I had no recourse but to set comments for paid subscribers only…a problem because I’ve never […]

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  • The End of Dave’s Substack???

    David Cole - Sep 16th 2025 11:13am EDT

    This is not what I wanted to run this week. I was gonna post about Tucker Carlson personally telling me to “fuck off.” A totally true story, with a fascinating lead-up and import beyond the hilarious sight of Tuck getting so furious he stops “a-haw-haw-hawing” and goes full Def Jam comedian on me. But sadly, […]

  • “Maybe there wouldn’t have been a Holocaust, right?”

    David Cole - Sep 8th 2025 5:00pm EDT

    Okay guys, confession time from ol’ Dave. I’m disheartened. The 2nd edition of Republican Party Animal will be rolling off the presses next month (hopefully), brand-new 2,000-word foreword, shocking new 10,000-word epilogue. I dragged my feet on the final approval of my copy editor’s proofing, which worked out well as I was able to include […]

  • Dave vs. Grok

    David Cole - Aug 28th 2025 1:58pm EDT

    (Thanks to reader and friend Gina who suggested I do an Amazon wish list for my b-day. Here you go – four reasonably-priced shirts I like!) Now on to the column. Will you numbskulls stop it with the Grok already? Musk’s made Imagine free for all. Go create, I don’t know, porn of cheerleaders blowing […]

  • The Great Laundry Massacre

    David Cole - Aug 17th 2025 5:26pm EDT

    This week’s Substack is gonna be something light. If that perturbs you, indeed, if it fills you with rage, consider just not reading it, instead of unsubbing like a petulant tard frustrated by shoelaces. I’m hard at work on my next book. All day all night it’s “Holocaust Holocaust Holocaust” (or as SS-Aufseherin Jan Brady […]

  • The “I Quit” Column I Never Published at Takimag

    David Cole - Aug 5th 2025 3:41pm EDT

    Like Nick Fuentes ass-boning a tranny, life comes in you fast! Sorry, “at” you. After I decided to sell my house in early April, I also decided to quit Takimag. And I wrote what I thought would be my final column. I didn’t mention any of this to Taki or his daughter; I still wanted […]

  • Book Update – Republican Party Animal is BACK!

    David Cole - Aug 2nd 2025 1:19pm EDT

    Man, I got SLAUGHTERED with unsubs from my last piece. Why that piece? Why did that one prompt an exodus? Who knows. Unsubbers are by definition retarded. They sign up for free content totally knowing who I am, then they get the free content and storm off in a huff. I hate ‘em. And I […]

  • Update! And TERROR IN AISLE FIVE!

    David Cole - Jul 29th 2025 3:28pm EDT

    The homeless high-rise life is proving quite agreeable to ol’ Dave. I wake up to the best view in the city, and it gets even better at sunset. Century City at sunset. I have to confess something: I never lived in Beverly Hills. My house was actually in Beverlywood, the upscale private community across the […]

  • How to Lose the Immigration Fight

    David Cole - Jul 17th 2025 10:59am EDT

    The worst thing about the “stollen 2020 election” claim becoming canon on the right is that it’s helped wash the soft-brains of MAGAs of any notion that there exists a political pendulum. The reality of that pendulum – the electorate swings right, then left, then right – has never been questioned, the same way cows […]

  • Aphrodisiac Dave!!! Nazi Babe Magnet

    David Cole - Jul 11th 2025 9:06am EDT

    Remember in 2022 when Trump’s favorite Naziboi Darren Beattie said of me, “He’s just an ugly dumb guy?” Well Trump’s own Justice Department just released a report claiming that I’m the female far-right’s most powerful aphrodisiac! “Ugly dumb guy,” eh? Turns out, Darren, that your Eva Braun cosplay wife masturbates to me nightly. I’m kidding […]

  • Z-Man’s R-Tards

    David Cole - Jul 7th 2025 5:52pm EDT

    Hope y’all had a wonderful July 4th! Me? I got drunk and watched fireworks. The Cheviot Hills fireworks — previously seen only from ground-level at my house, now viewed from above: Last week’s piece about Z Man, the late lamentable bearded faggon, made me the target of Z Man’s WHITE KNIGHT ARMY! A great irony. […]

  • The “Z Man” Story

    David Cole - Jun 30th 2025 2:10pm EDT

    Okay, this is just downright odd. Eerie, even. Thursday night I’m sitting in my hotel room thinkin’ of the next Substack to write. I try to alternate between my “homeless Dave” travelogues and matters of political or ideological import. And I sez to myself I sez, “one of the questions I was most frequently asked […]

  • Penthouse Dave!

    David Cole - Jun 27th 2025 6:33pm EDT

    A few updates and scattered musings. Meaning that many of you will unsubscribe. You unsubbers are a nutty breed. Back when I was writing for Taki’s, and I’d post something political here, you’d be like “why should I sub here when you’re posting the same stuff you do at Takimag?” But when I started chronicling […]

  • The FORBIDDEN Takimag Pieces!

    David Cole - Jun 23rd 2025 6:04pm EDT

    During the ten-plus years I wrote a weekly column for Takimag, and the five years I did The Week That Perished as well, there were a couple of times I was told to back off. Then in the final month of my tenure, April 2025, that “couple” became “many.” But let’s not get ahead of […]

  • “Operation Trespass” starring Dave Cole

    David Cole - Jun 20th 2025 3:34pm EDT

    Curiosity Killed the Kike On my way from filthy Santa Monica to my hotel back in my beloved Beverly Hills, it just so happened that I was going to have to pass by my house. Well, the house that used to be mine. I’ve been gone since May 31st, and curiosity got the better of […]

  • “Frownie Brownies and Attackie Blackies”

    David Cole - Jun 18th 2025 3:07pm EDT

    Okay, here we go! Time to run the pieces I had in the pipeline before my decade+ at Takimag ended. I submitted this piece on April 21st, a day before I told Taki that conditions had become such that I could no longer continue to write for him. But I made it clear I didn’t […]

  • Back in Beverly Hills! And a History Lesson

    David Cole - Jun 16th 2025 5:16pm EDT

    [NOTE TO NEW SUBSCRIBERS: In-between posting my unused Takimag pieces, and new political ramblings when I see fit, I’m also blogging my experience as a homeless guy living from hotel to Airbnb to hotel again, all my possessions in a duffel bag. If these posts don’t interest you, no need to unsub. Just don’t read […]

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  • Dave on the Great L.A. Bean Riot of ’25

    David Cole - Jun 13th 2025 6:47pm EDT

    Look, I ain’t keen to write about politics. I have 14 weeks of Taki’s columns to release (things I’d already written before I left), so why the hell should I write anything new…for FREE. For FREE? What am I, Jesus or something? I spent 10+ years getting paid for this shit. These days I just […]

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  • Homeless Dave…The Adventure Continues!

    David Cole - Jun 10th 2025 6:17am EDT

    So I left the fancy Larry Fishburne hotel, because nice as it was, it was expensive. Three nights was fine. Also, the sauteed spinach I got from room service as a side dish to my lobster bisque last night REALLY disagreed with me. Like, badly. Let’s just say the maid who opens the door to […]

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  • If I Should Die Before I Wake…Blame Larry Fishburne

    David Cole - Jun 7th 2025 4:13am EDT

    This is just a brief update, so the people who are like “Unsubscribed! It’s too short!” are right now prepping to do so, their fat ugly little Down Syndrome faces beet red at the prospect of reading something too brief. One day I’d love to put the “it’s too short” people in the same room […]

  • Regrets…and Thanks

    David Cole - May 29th 2025 7:13pm EDT

    I want to thank you all for getting my GiveSendGo over the line. Nobody likes to admit weakness, but I kinda needed the lift. It’s been a less-than-good year, even though I try to live by the Norm Macdonald “ass cancer” standard of, “is blood pouring outta your ass? No? Then you’re okay.” And thankfully, […]

  • My Unused Takimag Content

    David Cole - May 26th 2025 2:15pm EDT

    Years ago I realized that the key to enjoying the Taki’s job was to write compulsively whenever the mood hit. Full columns, The Week That Perished, so that I’d never have to sweat a deadline. I COULD write something new on Friday (my column deadline was Sunday night), or I could just use one of […]

  • Duffel Dave

    David Cole - May 24th 2025 2:03pm EDT

    June 1st is my out date for my home now that escrow’s closed, so I’ve loaded everything I need into a duffel, as my plan is to vagabond around the Westside until I see whether my GiveSendGo for a new book and the republication of my first, banned book reaches its modest goal. If so, […]

  • David Cole: Book or No Book

    David Cole - May 23rd 2025 3:16pm EDT

    This will be the shortest post I’ve ever done. Which means I’ll get about 500 unsubs, because I know you guys, and when a post is too lengthy, you unsub. So I’m assuming you’ll do the same if it’s too short. “For what I’m payin’ to subscribe ($0), I wants me sum CONTENT!” This post […]

  • The Essential Cole

    David Cole - May 18th 2025 11:43am EDT

    Oh man, am I gonna get unsubs for this! A RERUN! For three years I’ve been bringing you new Substacks weekly monthly whenever the fuck I feel like it, but now, as I’ve been getting a flood of new subs post-Takimag, I feel the need to “curate” (as the kids say these days) the top […]