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  • The Week That Perished: Gene Pool Drowners

    David Cole - Oct 27th 2024 5:07pm EDT

    The lead story in this week’s Week is about blacks and swimming, a topic we’ve covered before, and it really is astounding the extent to which this issue continues to crop up, not with “cold fries” frequency, but running a close second. Back in my majority-black high school, it was a running gag that we […]

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  • Happy Friday: Ol’ Dave Actually Scores a Win!

    David Cole - Oct 25th 2024 3:09pm EDT

    Looking back over the years (and whatever else that appears) I’m struck by how little my internal needle has moved regarding social/political matters. In my majority-black high school, as much as I was everybody’s pal, I was nevertheless against Affirmative Action and “black privilege” and I was very pro-cop. I was that way then, I’m […]

  • Hitler & Halloween…It’s a Winning Combination!

    David Cole - Oct 22nd 2024 3:37pm EDT

    First off, this week’s column: how idiot Boomer and Gen X conservatives created a plague of Zoomer Hitler fanboys. Just boys enjoying the company of boys. The tall one grew up to be Milo Yiannopoulos If’n you like it, please consider buying me a beer! The column: Fatigue Heil * Now to the REALLY spooky […]

  • Fatigue Heil

    David Cole - Oct 22nd 2024 12:00am EDT

    You think I enjoy talking about Hitler? Like, I have some bizarre fetish for the guy? Believe me, it annoys me as much as it does you. I’m fatigued by it. But, for better or worse (spoiler: worse), we’re neck-deep in Hitler this election, with a half-dozen GOP candidates (not fringies but party-endorsed) having expressed, […]

  • The Week That Perished: Blacks, Beans, and Time Machines

    David Cole - Oct 20th 2024 2:00pm EDT

    In this week’s Week: Mexican party-gunmen toast a Paloma, “Black scholars” get bullets in their diploma. Palestinian terrorists go back in time, CNN’s Gabe Cohen’s trail of slime, And journalism THIS bad should be a crime! The Week That Perished As always, if you get a laugh, please BUY ME A BEER! * And now, […]

  • The Week That Perished: Blacks, Beans, and Time Machines

    David Cole - Oct 20th 2024 2:00pm EDT

    In this week’s Week: Mexican party-gunmen toast a Paloma, “Black scholars” get bullets in their diploma. Palestinian terrorists go back in time, CNN’s Gabe Cohen’s trail of slime, And journalism THIS bad should be a crime! The Week That Perished As always, if you get a laugh, please BUY ME A BEER! * And now, […]

  • Burn the Barn

    David Cole - Oct 15th 2024 1:28am EDT

    Sometimes it’s beneficial to break down a bad argument. To dissect it, deconstruct it, disassemble it. Get to the heart of why it stinks. To put it more crassly, a dog turd looks bad enough on your front lawn. But bring it in the house, chop it up, examine it under a microscope? It looks […]

  • Ty-Wreak

    David Cole - Oct 8th 2024 12:00am EDT

    Years ago I wrote about how, among “race realists,” there are essentially two extremes: David Duke and Jared Taylor. Team black and team Jew. To paraphrase the Taylor position (and I stress that I’m paraphrasing here; my friend Jared is far more erudite than I): “Jews are white. Yes, they can be a pain in […]

  • Ty-Wreak

    David Cole - Oct 8th 2024 12:00am EDT

    Years ago I wrote about how, among “race realists,” there are essentially two extremes: David Duke and Jared Taylor. Team black and team Jew. To paraphrase the Taylor position (and I stress that I’m paraphrasing here; my friend Jared is far more erudite than I): “Jews are white. Yes, they can be a pain in […]

  • The Week That Perished: It’s a Gas Gas Gas!

    David Cole - Oct 6th 2024 5:00pm EDT

    This week: Blackened Hitler cooked too well-done, Hurricane brings out the worst in everyone. “I was a sailor” RIP, Black slice-and-diceman’s soul set free, And the cucumber rapist…this you gotta see. The Week That Perished I’m back on the bottle so I’m not proofing this. I miss my ability to handle drinking binges even more […]

  • The Week That Perished: It’s a Gas Gas Gas!

    David Cole - Oct 6th 2024 5:00pm EDT

    This week: Blackened Hitler cooked too well-done, Hurricane brings out the worst in everyone. “I was a sailor” RIP, Black slice-and-diceman’s soul set free, And the cucumber rapist…this you gotta see. The Week That Perished I’m back on the bottle so I’m not proofing this. I miss my ability to handle drinking binges even more […]

  • The Black Furor of Harlem

    David Cole - Oct 1st 2024 6:34pm EDT

    Or at least one hand in the air. I don’t particularly like talking so much about Nazis these days. But jeez, folks, how can I not, when the GOP, conservative financiers, right-wing donors, and Elon Musk won’t stop talking about them either (and feting and promoting and rationalizing them)? I mean, how can I not […]

  • Blacks Can’t Hold Their Hitler

    David Cole - Oct 1st 2024 12:00am EDT

    I see the coming election not so much as a contest between Trump and Harris (wacklemore vs. cacklemore), but rather as a test of theories. The Darren Beattie Theory: What matters in an election isn’t issues. Fuck issues. Voters prefer to mindlessly worship a charismatic leader who says batty things. Issue-focused campaigns are doomed; personality-cultism […]

  • The Week That Perished: Cotton Pickin’ Good!

    David Cole - Sep 29th 2024 3:24pm EDT

    In this week’s Week: Walt Whiteman’s poetry is not the best, Welshman wails with knife in chest. Biden says, “glad you didn’t listen to me,” Hassan Nasrallah is R.I.P., And Newsom says, “fuck your grocery.” The Week That Perished * DAVE RANT! I haven’t posted anything in a week, which means not one single unsub. […]

  • MAGA Does a Hitler!

    David Cole - Sep 24th 2024 12:00pm EDT

    Trump’s been called “Hitler” for, what, nine years now? And always unfairly. Even with the dude’s many (many) faults, he’s not Hitler. And in my nine years of covering Trump in this column, I’ve always been quick to slam the Hitler analogies. Well, congratulations, J.D. Vance, for finally giving me a Hitler analogy I can […]

  • Why Casting Directors Are Paid…and Why I Should’ve Stayed

    David Cole - Sep 20th 2024 2:42pm EDT

    Jesus I can’t wait to drink again. This is not one of my better sober periods. I’ve been sober since August 11, and my original plan was to make it to Thanksgiving, but I can’t see that happening. I think October 11 will be my limit. Two months…hopefully enough liver regeneration to see me through […]

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  • This Week’s Column: Twerking Twerp Is Holocaust Derp

    David Cole - Sep 17th 2024 2:09pm EDT

    As you know, I enjoy providing “extras” to my subscribers to accompany each Takimag column. But before you read the extras, read the column! Here it is, about a dumbass who managed to distort Holocaust history AND cock up GOP politics with the dexterity of a chimp trying to juggle. “Gimme Yo Cats, Bitch!” This […]

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  • “Gimme Yo Cats, Bitch!”

    David Cole - Sep 17th 2024 2:17am EDT

    If occasionally my columns seem to wander, it’s because sometimes the story itself wanders. A columnist can write by-the-numbers drivel (see Townhall), or he can take you on a journey, like a delicate water lily swept along by a river lazy yet purposeful. Damn, I’m getting faggoty in my old age. But yeah, sometimes the […]

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  • The Week That Perished: Reigning Cats and Dogs!

    David Cole - Sep 15th 2024 6:08pm EDT

    This week: “We traced the cat-eater: she’s inside the house!” The arsonist hounds were quiet as a mouse. Redneck rapists make Ned Beatty limp, GOP Latina makes white staffer her gimp, And a snake Holocausts his herping Hebe simp. The Week That Perished As always, feel free to “tip” via BUY ME A BEER! Leave […]

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  • This Week’s Column: Tucker & Dave & the Holocaust

    David Cole - Sep 9th 2024 10:39pm EDT

    This week’s column posted earlier than usual, so I figured why not send it out tonight instead of tomorrow? Because this one sorta came from deep within ol’ Dave. Not that I ever just blithely toss off a column; I love you guys too much for that (BUY ME A BEER). But some columns just […]

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  • Humane Holocaust? Tucker’s All In!

    David Cole - Sep 9th 2024 9:13pm EDT

    I know Tucker Carlson reads me and I know he’s aware of my Holocaust work. Last week Tuck interviewed someone I knew nothing about, a rabbit-looking dweeb named Darryl Cooper. Apparently he’s some blogger who, in between digging burrows, opines on “dangerous” topics. “There’s the deadly blogger!” “What, behind the rabbit?” “It is the rabbit.” […]

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  • This Week’s Column: GOP Goes Limp on Crime

    David Cole - Sep 3rd 2024 6:20pm EDT

    I promise I won’t make a habit of sending two posts in two days (honestly, restrain that UNTHUBTHCRIBE instinct; just press delete instead, Cletus), but I think this week’s column is rather important, as the crime issue is such a vital one, and Republicans are blowing it. At the moment, here in L.A. the news […]

  • White Saviors Go Judas Over Jews

    David Cole - Sep 3rd 2024 2:53am EDT

    Crime stories are part of the “racial America” beat, and it helps if you don’t let them get under your skin. That’s difficult with black-on-white crime, because of the blatant sadism often exhibited by the perpetrators. Making whites drink drain cleaner, making them bathe in bleach before being killed, executing store clerks as they cry […]

  • Happy Birthday to Dave

    David Cole - Sep 2nd 2024 8:07pm EDT

    Thank you to all who left b-day wishes. Don’t forget to vote in the “choose Dave’s next long-form piece” contest! One a-hole unthubthcribed today as a birthday gift: Rick Williams. I emailed him and called him a dick, and I felt better. I’m doing a subdued birthday this year, in part because 56 is not […]

  • My Next Long-Form Piece? You Decide!

    David Cole - Aug 30th 2024 3:01pm EDT

    I started writing online in 2009, when I was hired to edit and write for the site of an ex-Breitbart guy who wanted to challenge his former boss’s blog dominance. Prior to that, I’d only written for print pubs like the L.A. Times. Online was a bizarre new world to me, ‘cuz notions of column […]