WASHINGTON, D.C. — A New York-based group of paranormal investigators known for hunting and trapping ghosts is now coming under fire from Democrats for voter intimidation.
FREDERICKSONBURGVILLE, SC — “Sometimes – sometimes I just wish I could go back.” Greg Fellman looks out the window as the morning drizzle slowly comes down, blanketing the grass with a gray sheen. He’s 37 years old. He has a wife and kids and a steady career; by all accounts, he’s been successful in life. […]
ISRAEL — Biblical scholars have at last uncovered a missing verse from the end of the book of Leviticus that reads: ‘So Anyway, All That To Say, Here’s A Killer Oatmeal Cookie Recipe’. Scholars now believe that this new verse puts the rest of the book into perspective as a lengthy buildup to how to […]
Hey, friend! I see you were just using evacuating your bowels — not that I was watching — so step right up and wash your hands. All you need to do is wave your hand and I’ll dispense some soap for you.
WASHINGTON, DC — Drawing great inspiration from his brief interview with rap artist and fashion designer Ye West, popular conservative political talk show host Tucker Carlson is preparing to release his first rap album.
Last week, PayPal released an “Acceptable Use Policy” that included a $2,500 fine for people who use their service involving “the sending, posting, or publication of any messages, content, or materials that…promote misinformation.” We scoured the rest of PayPal’s AUP and Terms Of Service, and you might be surprised at what else can incur a […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard caused ripples in American politics Monday with the announcement that she is leaving the Democratic party. With this news, the title of hottest Democrat goes back to Nancy Pelosi.
SPOKANE, WA — During a powerful Sunday sermon delivered by her pastor, a local woman has come under deep spiritual conviction that her husband really needs to repent of his sins.
WASHINGTON, DC — In a speech given to a vast crowd of twelve, President Joe Biden officially declared “Make America Great Again” to be the three most dangerous words in the world.
Halloween can be an awkward time for some Christians who are worried about being accused of demonic activities for dressing up in silly costumes. That’s why we’ve put together a definitive church-approved costume guide!
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the heels of President Biden announcing the release of those imprisoned for non-violent marijuana offenses, Kamala Harris is demanding answers on who locked all those people up in the first place.
LINCOLN, NE — Local Woman Francine Guacmeister faked another headache after her husband Allen suggested going up to the bedroom for a romantic night of watching the Lord of the Rings Motion Picture Trilogy: Extended Edition.
Pumpkin spice addiction is no joke. Experts agree that overdosing on the devilish concoction is the leading cause of death during the fall season. Stay vigilant and keep an eye out for these warning signs:
QUEENS, NY — After Sunday evening’s blowout loss to the Padres, Mets manager Buck Showalter held a press conference in which he complained that their team faces “an unfair disadvantage by virtue of the fact that our organization is much, much worse than all the other teams.”
U.S. — American singer/songwriter Kanye West took to social media to denounce anti-Semitic comments made by a mysterious, unhinged individual known only as “Ye.”
SAN JOSE, CA — Last week, PayPal faced a backlash after including verbiage in its Acceptable Use Policy that allowed the company to fine users $2,500 for “misinformation.” While the company has said that the verbiage was posted “in error” and they never intended to fine users for misinformation, the online community has spotted additional […]
INDEPENDENCE, MO — In promising news for murderers everywhere, the results of a new study indicate the month of October is the perfect time to bury a dead body in your own front yard.
U.S. — In a recent speech, President Biden was quoted as saying “folks, two words: made in America.” The internationally respected and trusted fact-checking organization Politifact examined Biden’s statement that the phrase “made in America” was only two words and rated it “mostly true.”
ROME — After reviewing new historical evidence, scholars now believe the Apostle Paul used the handy map in the back of his Bible when deciding where to travel to next.
AMERICA — Across the nation, thousands of religious fanatics have once again gathered to worship teams of unusually large men trying to move a piece of leather.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Biden administration will officially be supplying the toys for McDonald’s new “Adult Happy Meals”, which will reportedly consist of crack pipes and safe smoking kits.
CLEVELAND, OH — Local man Vincent Palmer revealed his total unfamiliarity with life or God today, as he assured a suffering friend that God would never give him more than he could handle.
FORT WAYNE, IN — Having heard about his boldness in standing up for the pro-life cause, local boomer Susan Levitt asked for help today downloading some music from that nice “Ye” fellow.
HELL’S KITCHEN — The dark alleys of Hell’s Kitchen were as sketchy and dangerous as any other night, but this time the atmosphere felt more…awkward, as Daredevil kept asking everyone if they liked his bright red outfit.
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