TEHRAN — As Iranian protestors were shot dead in the streets, President Trump made good on his promise to come to their aid by having thousands of “Make Iran Great Again” hats airdropped all over the country.
NEW YORK, NY — According to filings to the Federal Court of the southern district of New York, former President Bill Clinton says he will gladly testify on the Epstein case just as soon as he gets back from this really cool island.
NEW YORK, NY — According to filings to the Federal Court of the southern district of New York, former President Bill Clinton says he will gladly testify on the Epstein case just as soon as he gets back from this really cool island.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Supreme Court took a break from deliberations regarding individuals competing in sports designated for the opposite sex to bring in an expert five-year-old boy to explain the difference between boys and girls.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has revealed his plan to seize Australia, cash in its two-troop continent bonus each turn, wait for the other armies to deplete each other, and then launch an invasion of Asia.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite its lavish overhaul to provide the iconic landscaping with a much-needed facelift for 2026, President Donald Trump’s new White House Rose Garden signage was deemed by pundits to be “tacky” and “overwrought.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite its lavish overhaul to provide the iconic landscaping with a much-needed facelift for 2026, President Donald Trump’s new White House Rose Garden signage was deemed by pundits to be “tacky” and “overwrought.”
HEAVEN — Celestial sources say that Scott Adams, creator of the “Dilbert” comic strip, has just been shown to the glorious heavenly cubicle where he will spend the rest of eternity praising God.
HEAVEN — Celestial sources say that Scott Adams, creator of the “Dilbert” comic strip, has just been shown to the glorious heavenly cubicle where he will spend the rest of eternity praising God.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With arguments being presented on issues that will have far-reaching effects on shaping the future of American laws, society, and culture, the other eight Supreme Court justices brought in Ms. Rachel to explain cases to Ketanji Brown Jackson.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made an official diplomatic offer to trade all of its liberal women for Iranian women.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Protesters hard at work sowing chaos in the city because of ICE raids and the death of Renee Good have reportedly transitioned over to protesting for a higher protesting wage.
GOTHAM CITY — Justice faced a new obstacle in the wake of the Batman’s latest daring feat, as Gotham’s liberal women gathered outside Arkham Asylum to protest the vigilante’s arrest of the Joker.
GOTHAM CITY — Justice faced a new obstacle in the wake of the Batman’s latest daring feat, as Gotham’s liberal women gathered outside Arkham Asylum to protest the vigilante’s arrest of the Joker.
TEHRAN — A hush fell over the massive mob of Persians gathered in the streets of Tehran on Monday, as media pundit Tucker Carlson arrived to scold the protesters and restore order to the nation.
U.S. — With the fall of the Ayatollah regime appearing to be imminent, prominent Democrats expressed fear that the dangerous Iranian desire for freedom could potentially spread to the United States.
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