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  • Secret Cervix Director Vows to Investigate What Happened But Refuses to Resign

    Daily Stormer - Jul 16th 2024 10:22am EDT

    Exclusive: @ABC News’ @PierreTABC has the exclusive interview with Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle on the assassination attempt of former Pres. Trump. Cheatle: “The buck stops with me.” Interview to air today on @ABCWorldNews with @DavidMuir today at 6:30p ET. pic.twitter.com/CINJRfi1lL — ABC News (@ABC) July 15, 2024 She’s probably going to have to resign. […]

  • Ireland: Anti-Invasionists Clash With Cops Over Planned Invader Center

    Daily Stormer - Jul 16th 2024 10:19am EDT

    The Irish are a rowdy bunch The Irish might surprise you. They might get rowdy. They might be the first to throw off the shackles of democracy. They’re definitely the first to start the fires of liberation. BBC: Fifteen people have appeared at a special court sitting in Dublin following violence during a protest at […]

  • Trump Just Named Uber-Israel Shill JD Vance as VP Pick (“Nikki Haley With a Beard”)

    Daily Stormer - Jul 15th 2024 4:45pm EDT

    People who are telling you “no, the election is real, Trump is legit” are either the biggest retards on earth or they are lying to you for money. This just happened. NBC News: Former President Donald Trump has chosen Sen. JD Vance, R-Ohio, as his vice presidential running mate, taking a once-strident critic and elevating him as […]

  • Female From Zelensky’s Party Posts Theory That Ukraine Military is Planning a Coup and Surrender

    Daily Stormer - Jul 15th 2024 3:28pm EDT

    Okay, so I’m obviously dialed into the Trump thing right now. But the page has to be filled up with something. Because that’s what we do. We’re the Daily Stormer. It’s who we are. Our values demand that people get a full page of news stories every day, even if I am thinking only about […]

  • Female from Zelensky’s Party Posts Theory That the Ukraine Military is Planning a Coup and Surrender

    Daily Stormer - Jul 15th 2024 3:28pm EDT

    Okay, so I’m obviously dialed into the Trump thing right now. But the page has to be filled up with something. Because that’s what we do. We’re the Daily Stormer. It’s who we are. Our values demand that people get a full page of news stories every day, even if I am thinking only about […]

  • Florida Judge Dismisses Trump’s Classified Documents Case

    Daily Stormer - Jul 15th 2024 2:49pm EDT

    Well, this story doesn’t seem very important today, does it? NPR: U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon has dismissed the classified documents case against former President Donald Trump in an order Monday morning over the manner in which special counsel Jack Smith was appointed. “The Superseding Indictment is DISMISSED because Special Counsel Smith’s appointment violates the […]

  • Secret Cervix Says Local Cops Were Supposed to Secure Surrounding Properties During Trump Rally

    Daily Stormer - Jul 15th 2024 2:47pm EDT

    NEW – Trump Assassin video shows him crawling on the roof while multiple people point him out to police They yelled about him for *almost an entire minute* It’s insane how Secret Service allowed this amateur to almost kill Trump pic.twitter.com/CWfHBGzOCp — DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) July 15, 2024 You would expect blame shift. It makes zero […]

  • Jews Bleeding Money as Over 40,000 Israeli Businesses Shut Down Since October

    Daily Stormer - Jul 15th 2024 2:36pm EDT

    I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but the US taxpayer is paying for the collapsed Israeli economy as well as their military, just like they are doing with the Ukraine. Middle East Monitor: Some 40,000 Israeli companies have closed their doors since October, amid expectations that the number will rise to 60,000 by […]

  • Hamas Commander Still Alive Despite Massive Israeli Strike Killing 90 and Injuring Hundreds

    Daily Stormer - Jul 15th 2024 10:01am EDT

    This mushroom cloud over Mawasi is testimony to the inhumane Rules of Engagement used by Israel skewed against civilians Looks like several 2,000lbs war heads dropped on a densely populated ‘safe zone’ to kill a single man (who might still be alive)#disproportionality pic.twitter.com/t0kLoiwrck — Dr Andreas Krieg (@andreas_krieg) July 14, 2024 The Al Mawasi Massacre […]

  • “Assassination Attempt” Guarantees Trump Victory, Clinton Campaign Consultant Dick Morris Says

    Daily Stormer - Jul 15th 2024 3:00am EDT

    This is just obvious and this was my immediate and most important point about this supposed assassination attempt: Trump is now invincible, everyone knows it, he’s Caesar the God-King, and he is going back to the White House with a support base stronger than any president has had since 9/11. He’s going to be able […]

  • Nigga, Your Boy Back

    Daily Stormer - Jul 15th 2024 1:00am EDT

    Okay. I didn’t get my 15 hours of sleep, but I got several, and I’ve got coffee and I’m ready to finish this thing off. If you haven’t already, please read my extended note from last night. I just read it, and it turns out that actually says pretty much everything I am going to […]

  • I’m Going to Sleep for Like 15 Hours and Then Quadruple Down on “Aim for the Ear” Theory

    Daily Stormer - Jul 14th 2024 11:23pm EDT

    Discrete Announcement: The Sam Hyde shooter meme has not been funny for a long time now. Currently, the hottest new meme is when something happens you say “aim for the ear.” Then someone replies with a picture of a bloody ear and you then in turn reply “you’re pretty good.”  So, I had one of […]

  • The Trump Shooting Means He Wins the Election, And It Means America is Going to War for Israel

    Daily Stormer - Jul 14th 2024 9:40am EDT

    Author’s Note: Please forget about the beard thing. This is the first official “Sunday Single,” and they will follow in this format of casual but complex for the foreseeable future. This is a serious analysis of the Trump shooting that begins with a story of my struggle to accept the use of prostitutes as morally […]

  • (New Trump Shooting Article Coming – Obviously, I’m Not Taking This Sunday Off)

    Daily Stormer - Jul 14th 2024 6:25am EDT

    Just letting you know – top article today will not be some inane gibberish about beards. I’m writing the Trump thing. Canceled my first ever Sunday rest day activities. Writing a long article. I gotta say, man: I sure wish there wasn’t a woman SS officer in this photo. I might not wish that. Anyway, […]

  • The Beard Question

    Daily Stormer - Jul 14th 2024 2:00am EDT

    I’ve seen the right-wing memes about how hipsters are faggots and respectable men shave. I remember a meme I can’t find right now comparing some beardsoy to Cary Grant. But I can just recreate it: I think Cary Grant was definitely more stylish than a hipster. It’s my belief he was also a homosexual. Some […]

  • New Rule: Respecting the Sabbath and Resting

    Daily Stormer - Jul 14th 2024 1:00am EDT

    I’ve been talking about it for a long time, and I’ve now decided to do it. I’m taking Sundays off. It’s possible I’ll go back on this, as there isn’t really a consensus based on the priests I’ve talked to, given the nature of this work. But I am overworked. No one has ever worked […]

  • Donald Trump Shot!

    Daily Stormer - Jul 13th 2024 7:46pm EDT

    Shooting just happened at The Trump rally pic.twitter.com/Xs1dVL1H3T — Acyn (@Acyn) July 13, 2024 Well. This is a happening. Donald Trump just got shot during a rally. Apparently. The word being used is “apparently.” It looks like he got grazed by a bullet. He took the time to do the fist pound before he was […]

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  • Alec Baldwin Cleared of Retarded Manslaughter Charges

    Daily Stormer - Jul 13th 2024 7:02am EDT

    Everyone who has ever known Alec Baldwin says he really is just the character from Glengarry Glen Ross. I’ve heard he didn’t even know he was filming a movie at first. They just told him to do a motivational speech to realtors. You’ll all remember that as much as I dislike Alec Baldwin, I said […]

  • Poll: Over 70% of Israelis Think Bibi Should Resign Over October 7th

    Daily Stormer - Jul 13th 2024 6:47am EDT

    It turns out this is true even if you’re Jewish. Who knew? The war is extremely popular in Israel. The only people who are against it are the families and friends of hostages. Apparently, however, having had a bit of time to think it through, people are sort of wondering why the most secure border […]

  • Back on Top Again (Meme Pandering – This is a Meme Post)

    Daily Stormer - Jul 13th 2024 4:28am EDT

    I’m not ready to claim I’m back on top again. But I’m feeling better. And people sent me some money. One guy sent like $2500, which is signficantly more than my new computer cost. Still a fraction of the monthly cost of this site. But we’ll figure it out. I’m taking tomorrow off. And all […]

  • UN: White Population Declining Faster Than Expected, Everyone Must be Replaced with N****rs

    Daily Stormer - Jul 13th 2024 12:33am EDT

    The global population reached nearly 8.2 billion by mid-2024 and is expected to grow by another two billion over the next 50-60 years, peaking at around 10.3 billion in the mid-2080s Read more https://t.co/on7oPOS8qM pic.twitter.com/695GAdlofF — UN News (@UN_News_Centre) July 12, 2024 Big news! Whites are dying out completely because white women refuse to breed! […]

  • Finally: Science Makes Suit That Lets You Drink Your Own Urine

    Daily Stormer - Jul 13th 2024 12:00am EDT

    There are two things I’ve dreamed of in this world: a Europe completely populated by Africans, and a machine that lets me drink my own urine. This is a big day for me. Everything is coming up aces. The Guardian: A sci-fi-inspired spacesuit that recycles urine into drinking water could enable astronauts to perform lengthy […]

  • I Know There are Problems with the Site. I am Going to Fix Them. Don’t You Worry About That One.

    Daily Stormer - Jul 12th 2024 7:10am EDT

    I’ve been working on this site every day for 11 years. It has had ups and downs. Things should be a lot funnier and a lot less boring than they are now. There should not be this level of shit-tier AI art. I know that. This is very complicated. I am the only person running […]

  • Watch: Boeing Plane’s Wheel Explodes at Florida Airport

    Daily Stormer - Jul 12th 2024 7:00am EDT

    WATCH: American Airlines plane blows a tire during takeoff, catches fire on runway.https://t.co/eNg3oas8Vh pic.twitter.com/hrTxyn8VEH — News 4 San Antonio (@News4SA) July 11, 2024 The thing about all these Boeing disasters is that this is the future of every company in America. Under Joe Biden, these companies have gotten very serious about replacing white men with […]

  • Ohio: Cincinnati Getting Flooded with Syrian Child Refugees from Mauritania

    Daily Stormer - Jul 12th 2024 6:59am EDT

    They even have one that speaks English! You know, I grew up in Ohio. It was okay. But every day, I would think to myself: man, this place sure would be a lot better if it was flooded with people from Mauritania! Finally, it seems the federal government is moving to fix this problem. Fox […]

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